Isn’t it time to leave Cody Ransom alone. The Yankees just won the World Series, the guys below average who isn’t as good as Clay Bellinger, however, I’m sure he gave it 100%. He made it to the major leagues, played for the Yankees, and the 2009 Yankees to boot. Lets move on …
Look at these pansy Cody Ransom supporters! You’re all weak. Hasn’t it occurred to you that every YANKEE from the 2009 team including Hideki Matsui could have jump on top of boxes stacked twice as high??? There is nothing Cody Ransom can do that another Yankee who contributed to the World Championship can’t do. THIS IS BRAD WESLEY! And you can ask anyone I’m the reason why JC Penney is in your town!
How fucking dare anyone make fun of Cody Ransom after all he’s been through. He hit .190 and was designated for assignment. He jumped over a 60-inch block that one time. He injured his right testicle or something. He had two kids and his husband turned out to be a deadbeat. He’s so bored that he keeps posting comments on the latest NoMaas update. LEAVE CODY RANSOM ALONE! how many blocks does he have to jump over? how many times does he have to hit two home runs in a game that doesn’t matter at all because the team’s post-season hopes are crushed? All you people want is more more more.
Instead of just saying the site sucks, I’ll throw out a bit more….
The old site was clean and easy to follow. This one–some stuff is under featured, some is on the front page–I have no clue where to look to make sure I don’t miss things.
John: “It’s time for Suzyn’s Star of the Game, sponsored by Jeep, now with Onstar Technology. Suzyn’s got her star, so we’ll send you down there.”
Suzyn: “Ok, John. I’m here with Cody Ransom. Now Cody, you actually made contact with a breaking ball today, tell me about that?”
Cody: “Well, you know, I swung the bat when the pitch was coming and I aimed it at the ball like I was swinging at a fastball. Some guy in the upper deck threw a quarter at me and it hit me on the right shoulder just as I was going to make contact. My right shoulder dipped a bit and, oh man, it was great.”
Suzyn: “And your sacrifice fly made an 8-1 game into a 9-1 game. You must be so excited.”
Cody: “I am. I am. I’m going to go jump over ten blocks because I’m trying to be the best at exercising.”
I am going to go out on a limb and say that this design is awful. As done as the Cody jokes appear to be at this point and as sorry as you may be for him, the man got to play baseball for the major part of his adult life and got to spend time as real member of the New York Yankees. With that being said, the only thing more pathetic then watching fat pete devour a pie at Grimaldi’s was watching Mr.Ransom play baseball.
i see people’s point – Cody Ransom jokes are a bit dated… but as long as we’re on the cutting edge of humor, do you have any titanic jokes you want to make? right. i just made a reference to a family guy episode that aired like a decade ago. family guy is so over. like cody ransom’s career… i will check and see if i have any OJ jokes in my joke bag. but yeah, i never want to see cody ransom on the yankees again. he cant hit. he cant field. Ramiro Pena is twice the player cody ransom is on pena’s worst day
21 Comments
Al November 30, 2009 23:02
YAY!
corey November 30, 2009 23:38
HAHA yes
AsswipeHero December 1, 2009 00:10
Funny post..but still..that was pretty impressive though.
andrew33 December 1, 2009 09:11
Isn’t it time to leave Cody Ransom alone. The Yankees just won the World Series, the guys below average who isn’t as good as Clay Bellinger, however, I’m sure he gave it 100%. He made it to the major leagues, played for the Yankees, and the 2009 Yankees to boot. Lets move on …
Steve December 1, 2009 09:30
Yeah, he sucks, let’s get him!!!
Ronnie Coleman December 1, 2009 10:09
At this point, NoMaas making Cody Ransom jokes is like Peter Abraham making “Angel Berroa is old” jokes. Please stop.
Roger December 1, 2009 14:48
Free Cody Ransom!
Pat December 1, 2009 17:49
Enough is enough with the cody ransom jokes, we got it months ago. Why don’t you guys focus on improving your site because the new format sucks.
Brad Wesley December 1, 2009 18:32
Look at these pansy Cody Ransom supporters! You’re all weak. Hasn’t it occurred to you that every YANKEE from the 2009 team including Hideki Matsui could have jump on top of boxes stacked twice as high??? There is nothing Cody Ransom can do that another Yankee who contributed to the World Championship can’t do. THIS IS BRAD WESLEY! And you can ask anyone I’m the reason why JC Penney is in your town!
Chris Crocker December 1, 2009 22:14
How fucking dare anyone make fun of Cody Ransom after all he’s been through. He hit .190 and was designated for assignment. He jumped over a 60-inch block that one time. He injured his right testicle or something. He had two kids and his husband turned out to be a deadbeat. He’s so bored that he keeps posting comments on the latest NoMaas update. LEAVE CODY RANSOM ALONE! how many blocks does he have to jump over? how many times does he have to hit two home runs in a game that doesn’t matter at all because the team’s post-season hopes are crushed? All you people want is more more more.
Roy Hammer December 1, 2009 22:29
Cody…you complete me…
ByeByeBalboni December 1, 2009 22:45
I agree Pat. Cody Ransom jokes..how current!
And change the format please, this is horribly UN-user friendly.
Evil Empire December 2, 2009 00:09
Just wanted my add my two cents:
The new format does suck. NoMaas is cool though.
I’m sure you guys give a shit about my opinions.
John Sterling December 2, 2009 10:54
That ball was held for RANSOM. WHOAAAA! Suzyn, you can’t explain jumping over boxes.
Justin December 2, 2009 12:58
Instead of just saying the site sucks, I’ll throw out a bit more….
The old site was clean and easy to follow. This one–some stuff is under featured, some is on the front page–I have no clue where to look to make sure I don’t miss things.
I do like the addition of commenting though.
/soapbox
David Williams December 2, 2009 17:10
just to add my $.02: the new site format does, in fact, suck.
Suzyn Waldman December 3, 2009 03:49
Transcript from an April game:
John: “It’s time for Suzyn’s Star of the Game, sponsored by Jeep, now with Onstar Technology. Suzyn’s got her star, so we’ll send you down there.”
Suzyn: “Ok, John. I’m here with Cody Ransom. Now Cody, you actually made contact with a breaking ball today, tell me about that?”
Cody: “Well, you know, I swung the bat when the pitch was coming and I aimed it at the ball like I was swinging at a fastball. Some guy in the upper deck threw a quarter at me and it hit me on the right shoulder just as I was going to make contact. My right shoulder dipped a bit and, oh man, it was great.”
Suzyn: “And your sacrifice fly made an 8-1 game into a 9-1 game. You must be so excited.”
Cody: “I am. I am. I’m going to go jump over ten blocks because I’m trying to be the best at exercising.”
Suzyn: “Great, back to you John.”
John: “Cody Ransom, driven by Jeep.”
Posada's Bionic Ears December 3, 2009 10:19
I also like the old site format better, but welcome the comments option on the new site.
The Cody Ransom Phenom is old…Buchholz stealing laptops though…that’s a different story
Dave December 4, 2009 00:56
I am going to go out on a limb and say that this design is awful. As done as the Cody jokes appear to be at this point and as sorry as you may be for him, the man got to play baseball for the major part of his adult life and got to spend time as real member of the New York Yankees. With that being said, the only thing more pathetic then watching fat pete devour a pie at Grimaldi’s was watching Mr.Ransom play baseball.
Jme Yankees Rule December 4, 2009 12:27
i see people’s point – Cody Ransom jokes are a bit dated… but as long as we’re on the cutting edge of humor, do you have any titanic jokes you want to make? right. i just made a reference to a family guy episode that aired like a decade ago. family guy is so over. like cody ransom’s career… i will check and see if i have any OJ jokes in my joke bag. but yeah, i never want to see cody ransom on the yankees again. he cant hit. he cant field. Ramiro Pena is twice the player cody ransom is on pena’s worst day
201028 December 6, 2009 08:58
I don’t like this format either….can’t you go back to the old one?