Brian Cashman has made it clear that he’s not going to give Hideki Matsui an inflated contract based on his small sample exploits in the World Series. Good on him! We’d welcome Godzilla back on a one-year deal for significantly less than the $13mil he made last year. But, the safe assumption is that some team will offer more money and/or years, and the Yankees will need to fill a vacant DH spot.

The two best hitters of the free agent class are Matt Holliday and Jason Bay. Both will be roaming left field somewhere on multi-year contracts with $15mil+ AAVs. However, the third best hitter available can likely be had on a much cheaper, one to two year deal for well under $10mil per. That man is Nick ‘The Stick” Johnson, and he should be the next Yankee DH.

Stick is an on-base machine, having just completed his fourth consecutive season with an OBP over .400. His BB/K is perennially elite, which softens the decline in his age curve (he’ll be 32 next year). He gives the Yankees the left-handed bat they must have at DH in the new stadium. His power is likely to rise simply by returning to career norms, and the move from Washington/Florida to the Bronx will help that along. His brittle bones and consequent performance will benefit from not having to play the field. Plus, given his injury history, you’d think he’d be fine with being rested semi-frequently and only playing in 120-125 games, thus allowing the Yankees’ old men to fill in/get semi-rest when he’s not playing. He has a slight reverse platoon split for his career, so he can’t be LOOGYed in high leverage situations (unlike some other new Yankees).

The pinstripes will disguise his doughy midsection, and his uncanny resemblance to Private Pile will intimidate the more cinematically astute pitchers of the American League…

Sign The Stick!

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Between these two athletic speed demons, Nick Johnson wins the race for DH.