The author admits its lame. Hey the off season is long.
At least it doesn’t mention Cody Ransom who I’m sure we will see here again before spring training comes along..
Man, that was gayer than Richard Simmons and Elton John doing the Harlem shake through an apple orchard clad in bumble bee spandex. So glad Abraham is gone.
Hell, that was more gay than the NoMaas staff’s collective Nick Johnson boner.
GAAAAAAAH!!!! You HAVE to be kidding me!!! I can’t believe that fat hard-on covered the Yanks. I feel so dirty! I JUST WANNA WASH HIS FAT, DIRTY ASS OFF OF MY TEAM!!!! PLUS the M.F.er looks like Gimli from Lord Of The Rings!
Honestly this man must be stopped. At least now he gets to cover the team he has always loved. Here’s hoping Tampa gets their act together & makes the Sox what they are, A third place team. That line about the NY times charges shows what a dick he is. Get over it fat boy Papi is as dirty as they come.
I am not sure which is worse — the lame meter of the poem or the lame content? It takes guts to be so utterly lame in front of hundreds of people. I would have vomited a pint if I had not swallowed it back from my mouth…Now I have the sick taste of vomit in my mouth…
The most telling lines are: “Away to second, Ellsbury went in a flash/ We’re hoping that he and Cameron won’t clash.”
Boston fans are already preparing to turn on Cameron. As a friend of mine put it, “A black guy who strikes out 150 times a season? Boston will love him.”
I’m a Red Sox fan, and that was just horrible. That kinda stuff is just ridiculous. But these days we have all these giddy little fans and writers doing silly little things like this and for a “real” baseball fan who just enjoys a well-played game, it’s irritating as hell. There, I’ve said it! This is why I follow you nomaas, it appears you get it too!
CHRIST, he took the Fung Wah up to Boston? Take him back, bury him in Pittsburgh, even Baltimore would do!
Seconding the “I’m a Boston fan, but you Nomaas guys have your heads on straight”. It’s a lonely thing, to be in Boston and know what IsoD and WAR mean.
Pete “I’ll have another donut” Abraham is the worst kind of phony.He pretends that he is a Yankee fan while sticking the knife in them while blogging for LOHUD.Fact is that he grew up in Massachussetts and admitted to being a huge Pats fan.He now joins the Globe to root for the Red Sox while posing as a journalist.Well,they can have him.The question becomes,”How can you trust a liar and phony who would do anything to get ahead.” Good luck with him Boston.Oh yeah,a piece of advice to the players.Don’t leave any food around this guy.
29 Comments
Brian Cashman December 26, 2009 20:33
What the fuck did i just read man, let me go back to worrying about number 28.
Red Cloud December 26, 2009 20:39
I don’t know what was worse, Fatty’s prose or 32 people blowing a fat man in the comments.
PhilinLA December 26, 2009 20:45
He finally gets to Boston and the parties finally over for another 80 years or so.
pollo December 26, 2009 20:51
holy shit. that was fucking brutal.
Frank December 26, 2009 20:52
Red Cloud,
It’s alot easier for the interested reader to censor his comments on the new blog.
Zero December 26, 2009 21:06
what a disgusting fat man.
wexy December 26, 2009 21:11
The author admits its lame. Hey the off season is long.
At least it doesn’t mention Cody Ransom who I’m sure we will see here again before spring training comes along..
Brian December 26, 2009 22:06
i wonder how this jackass was ever allowed to cover the Yankees
Praveen December 26, 2009 22:12
Thank God, He is not covering the Yankees anymore.
Pete A December 26, 2009 22:40
Kei Igawa is a GOD!!
Peter Gammons December 27, 2009 02:55
I just about made a mess of my pants when I saw he rhymed “foy-ah” and “Pedroia”!
NY JEFF December 27, 2009 04:04
Wow, those Chowds really like him?!……and WTF did that say about Pedroia “Prancing”? Also, Scutaro blows.
manny December 27, 2009 08:39
this poem is gayer than 8n guys fucking 9 guys… you stay classy Pete Abe
Dick Ear December 27, 2009 09:09
Man, that was gayer than Richard Simmons and Elton John doing the Harlem shake through an apple orchard clad in bumble bee spandex. So glad Abraham is gone.
Hell, that was more gay than the NoMaas staff’s collective Nick Johnson boner.
Jerry Randalls December 27, 2009 12:35
Wow, that was worse than the new design of this site… that’s pretty bad!
JeffG December 27, 2009 12:41
Pete Abe… legend! I think he just became a true Red Sox.
PaulieWalnutsLoafers December 27, 2009 12:44
GAAAAAAAH!!!! You HAVE to be kidding me!!! I can’t believe that fat hard-on covered the Yanks. I feel so dirty! I JUST WANNA WASH HIS FAT, DIRTY ASS OFF OF MY TEAM!!!! PLUS the M.F.er looks like Gimli from Lord Of The Rings!
Vinnybagadonuts December 27, 2009 13:11
There is no way to get that 15 seconds of my life back
MTK" December 27, 2009 16:26
“The prancing and pawing of Dustin Pedroia”
Boston writers admit what we yankee fans already assumed… Pedroia is a fairy
Kyle December 27, 2009 19:59
His massive coronary can’t happen soon enough.
yankeeswin42 December 27, 2009 20:02
That was the worst thing I have laid my eyes on since I watched the Giants suck this PM. I cant believe I ever read his Lo-Hud blog!
CB14 December 27, 2009 21:10
Honestly this man must be stopped. At least now he gets to cover the team he has always loved. Here’s hoping Tampa gets their act together & makes the Sox what they are, A third place team. That line about the NY times charges shows what a dick he is. Get over it fat boy Papi is as dirty as they come.
Butcher December 28, 2009 07:51
“this is worse than the new design of this site…that’s pretty bad”
so funny….because it’s true.
CarlinNJ December 28, 2009 08:22
love the new design of the site. ’bout time.
CarltonB December 28, 2009 15:21
I am not sure which is worse — the lame meter of the poem or the lame content? It takes guts to be so utterly lame in front of hundreds of people. I would have vomited a pint if I had not swallowed it back from my mouth…Now I have the sick taste of vomit in my mouth…
Lazy Slob December 28, 2009 20:13
The most telling lines are: “Away to second, Ellsbury went in a flash/ We’re hoping that he and Cameron won’t clash.”
Boston fans are already preparing to turn on Cameron. As a friend of mine put it, “A black guy who strikes out 150 times a season? Boston will love him.”
Stewie772 December 29, 2009 16:18
I’m a Red Sox fan, and that was just horrible. That kinda stuff is just ridiculous. But these days we have all these giddy little fans and writers doing silly little things like this and for a “real” baseball fan who just enjoys a well-played game, it’s irritating as hell. There, I’ve said it! This is why I follow you nomaas, it appears you get it too!
Nomad December 29, 2009 19:30
CHRIST, he took the Fung Wah up to Boston? Take him back, bury him in Pittsburgh, even Baltimore would do!
Seconding the “I’m a Boston fan, but you Nomaas guys have your heads on straight”. It’s a lonely thing, to be in Boston and know what IsoD and WAR mean.
bobmac December 31, 2009 17:47
Pete “I’ll have another donut” Abraham is the worst kind of phony.He pretends that he is a Yankee fan while sticking the knife in them while blogging for LOHUD.Fact is that he grew up in Massachussetts and admitted to being a huge Pats fan.He now joins the Globe to root for the Red Sox while posing as a journalist.Well,they can have him.The question becomes,”How can you trust a liar and phony who would do anything to get ahead.” Good luck with him Boston.Oh yeah,a piece of advice to the players.Don’t leave any food around this guy.