Introducing the new NoMaas staff
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 11:20 pm by SJK
We received a boatload of applications (thank you kindly) and the selection process was difficult, but we made our decisions. It's time to meet the new and improved NoMaas staff. They've been working behind the scenes for the past couple weeks, learning the ropes and participating in hazing rituals. And we're happy to say they've earned the right to have their identities revealed.
The no0bs
MLB writers:
Vizzini
Jake Fratelli
Marshall Seymour
Pythagoras of Samos
Max Rockatansky
Mick Shrimpton
Wade Garrett
Minor League Writers:
Gerry Wallace
Admiral Firmus Piett
Photoshoppers:
Stringfellow Hawke
Moses Hightower
Michael Knight
The vets
Sensei John Kreese (Ayatollah)
Reginald Cornelius III (writer/photoshopper)
Louis Winthorpe III (photoshopper/commodities trader)
Miss Elizabeth (manager)
The new and improved NoMaas Staff
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Wah wah wah why are none of them me. This is my website. This is my internet.
Where Lane Meyer be at? His draft work was outstanding
I left to PP.
I think I’d go ‘yes’ on the last one.
Gospel on the weekends?
Where all the white women at?
Now that’s a damn shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Fire them all, because they’re doing a terrible job.
Congrats gentlemen.. keep up the good work. Haters will hate. and ballers will ball.. nomaas just needs to be nomaas.
Howdy, faggots.
What gives the picture humor is that the writers actually aren’t a group of black women! Well done gentleman! My knee is in a considerable amount of discomfort from slapping it so much as a reaction to this jocularity!
How in the world is Wade Garret writing? I killed his ass! He was weak.
Would you prefer Dalton?
This is like the exact opposite of the Red Sox team wife photo shoot
Maybe the staff is new and improved but the format isn’t!!
Who is in charge of making sure I don’t appear? They are doing a bang up job.