We received a boatload of applications (thank you kindly) and the selection process was difficult, but we made our decisions. It’s time to meet the new and improved NoMaas staff. They’ve been working behind the scenes for the past couple weeks, learning the ropes and participating in hazing rituals. And we’re happy to say they’ve earned the right to have their identities revealed.
The no0bs
MLB writers:
Vizzini
Jake Fratelli
Marshall Seymour
Pythagoras of Samos
Max Rockatansky
Mick Shrimpton
Wade Garrett
Minor League Writers:
Gerry Wallace
Admiral Firmus Piett
Photoshoppers:
Stringfellow Hawke
Moses Hightower
Michael Knight
The vets
Sensei John Kreese (Ayatollah)
Reginald Cornelius III (writer/photoshopper)
Louis Winthorpe III (photoshopper/commodities trader)
Miss Elizabeth (manager)
The new and improved NoMaas Staff
17 Comments
Ted Danson December 22, 2009 23:27
no, yes, maybe, no, no, no, maybe, no, YES, yes
Barry December 23, 2009 00:27
Wah wah wah why are none of them me. This is my website. This is my internet.
Manolo December 23, 2009 00:40
Where Lane Meyer be at? His draft work was outstanding
Lane Meyer December 23, 2009 00:45
I left to PP.
stevie b December 23, 2009 08:33
I think I’d go ‘yes’ on the last one.
Newman December 23, 2009 08:42
Gospel on the weekends?
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate December 23, 2009 09:25
Where all the white women at?
Garbage Man #1 December 23, 2009 09:56
Now that’s a damn shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Slick December 23, 2009 10:22
Fire them all, because they’re doing a terrible job.
EverythingsBiggerInTiexiera. December 23, 2009 11:32
Congrats gentlemen.. keep up the good work. Haters will hate. and ballers will ball.. nomaas just needs to be nomaas.
joe public December 23, 2009 12:06
Howdy, faggots.
Buzz Killington December 23, 2009 19:01
What gives the picture humor is that the writers actually aren’t a group of black women! Well done gentleman! My knee is in a considerable amount of discomfort from slapping it so much as a reaction to this jocularity!
Brad Wesley December 23, 2009 21:11
How in the world is Wade Garret writing? I killed his ass! He was weak.
Wade December 23, 2009 22:17
Would you prefer Dalton?
Philip December 24, 2009 19:42
This is like the exact opposite of the Red Sox team wife photo shoot
201028 December 25, 2009 09:49
Maybe the staff is new and improved but the format isn’t!!
Humor January 2, 2010 15:23
Who is in charge of making sure I don’t appear? They are doing a bang up job.