Comments on: Scott Boras: “Johnny Damon will live until he’s at least 400 years old” http://nomaas.org/2009/12/scott-boras-johnny-damon-will-live-until-hes-at-least-400-years-old/ If we had $200 million to burn, the Yankees would never lose a game. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:56:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Vito http://nomaas.org/2009/12/scott-boras-johnny-damon-will-live-until-hes-at-least-400-years-old/comment-page-1/#comment-3903 Vito Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:32:18 +0000 http://nomaas.org/?p=601#comment-3903 Damon is this year's Abreu. Instead of 4/52 or 3/39 he will get 1/8 Damon is this year’s Abreu. Instead of 4/52 or 3/39 he will get 1/8

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]]> By: JeffG http://nomaas.org/2009/12/scott-boras-johnny-damon-will-live-until-hes-at-least-400-years-old/comment-page-1/#comment-3898 JeffG Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:13:07 +0000 http://nomaas.org/?p=601#comment-3898 Boras just loves to piss on people and tell them its raining... surely his favorite thing in the world to do. Boras just loves to piss on people and tell them its raining… surely his favorite thing in the world to do.

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]]> By: Jason O. http://nomaas.org/2009/12/scott-boras-johnny-damon-will-live-until-hes-at-least-400-years-old/comment-page-1/#comment-3890 Jason O. Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:53:02 +0000 http://nomaas.org/?p=601#comment-3890 Of course, Scott: All of these players who have performed at very high levels from 38-42 yrs. of age were on juice and HGH. Of course, Scott: All of these players who have performed at very high levels from 38-42 yrs. of age were on juice and HGH.

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]]> By: Matcohen http://nomaas.org/2009/12/scott-boras-johnny-damon-will-live-until-hes-at-least-400-years-old/comment-page-1/#comment-3888 Matcohen Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:06:54 +0000 http://nomaas.org/?p=601#comment-3888 This Boras bs is just him pandering to potential clients. GMs don't listen and neither should fans. This Boras bs is just him pandering to potential clients. GMs don’t listen and neither should fans.

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]]> By: Roger http://nomaas.org/2009/12/scott-boras-johnny-damon-will-live-until-hes-at-least-400-years-old/comment-page-1/#comment-3885 Roger Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:44:33 +0000 http://nomaas.org/?p=601#comment-3885 I hope the Yankees invest heavily this offseason in a geneticist so that these claims may be properly researched. Personally, I think the billions and billions would be better spent on a genetic engineer, who could encode Cano's DNA so that he is more selective at the plate, and perhaps genetically engineer a way to keep Swisher's mouthpiece from extruding after a plate appearance. I hope the Yankees invest heavily this offseason in a geneticist so that these claims may be properly researched. Personally, I think the billions and billions would be better spent on a genetic engineer, who could encode Cano’s DNA so that he is more selective at the plate, and perhaps genetically engineer a way to keep Swisher’s mouthpiece from extruding after a plate appearance.

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]]> By: Mister Huge Cock http://nomaas.org/2009/12/scott-boras-johnny-damon-will-live-until-hes-at-least-400-years-old/comment-page-1/#comment-3884 Mister Huge Cock Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:37:52 +0000 http://nomaas.org/?p=601#comment-3884 you are all morons you are all morons

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]]> By: Matt http://nomaas.org/2009/12/scott-boras-johnny-damon-will-live-until-hes-at-least-400-years-old/comment-page-1/#comment-3883 Matt Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:27:16 +0000 http://nomaas.org/?p=601#comment-3883 "chronological age"-awfully redundant there, Boras “chronological age”-awfully redundant there, Boras

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]]> By: Tonto http://nomaas.org/2009/12/scott-boras-johnny-damon-will-live-until-hes-at-least-400-years-old/comment-page-1/#comment-3882 Tonto Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:01:04 +0000 http://nomaas.org/?p=601#comment-3882 A 147-year contract seems a bit long to me. If we could bring it down to the 120-year range at about $1.7 billion with another $80 trillion in bonuses, I think the Yankees might be more amenable. And then Boras could live out his dream of being a disembodied head attached to a robot, destined to be an agent until the end of time. A 147-year contract seems a bit long to me. If we could bring it down to the 120-year range at about $1.7 billion with another $80 trillion in bonuses, I think the Yankees might be more amenable. And then Boras could live out his dream of being a disembodied head attached to a robot, destined to be an agent until the end of time.

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]]> By: John Nic http://nomaas.org/2009/12/scott-boras-johnny-damon-will-live-until-hes-at-least-400-years-old/comment-page-1/#comment-3876 John Nic Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:08:10 +0000 http://nomaas.org/?p=601#comment-3876 In commbination with this post and Dom's comment...my day has been made already and it's only 8:07 In commbination with this post and Dom’s comment…my day has been made already and it’s only 8:07

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]]> By: Butcher http://nomaas.org/2009/12/scott-boras-johnny-damon-will-live-until-hes-at-least-400-years-old/comment-page-1/#comment-3875 Butcher Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:53:07 +0000 http://nomaas.org/?p=601#comment-3875 I'd rather put Melky in LF then over pay and give Damon 4 years. Hopefully they can get Sheets on the cheap. I think Sheets as a 4th starter makes this team very tough. I’d rather put Melky in LF then over pay and give Damon 4 years.

Hopefully they can get Sheets on the cheap. I think Sheets as a 4th starter makes this team very tough.

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