Yankee President, Randy Levine, was kind enough to check in with us on Wednesday and offer the following statement:
The Yankees have already donated $500,000 to relief and rescue efforts in Haiti, in addition to Major League Baseball’s $1,000,000 donation. We encourage Yankee fans, wherever they may be, to do what they can to provide resources to the Haitian people.
We echo Randy Levine’s sentiments. If you haven’t yet donated, please consider it. The stories coming out of Haiti are unimaginable.
Once again, here are ways you can help.
Text Message Donation (they are added to your phone bill):
* SMS text “HAITI” to 90999 to donate $10 to Red Cross relief efforts



15 Comments
wat January 20, 2010 22:15
So instead of a left fielder the Yankees are buying the Haitian President a gold plated palace and new guns for Haiti’s child soldiers.
Smart move.
Mick Shrimpton January 20, 2010 22:23
Yeah because UNICEF and Doctors Without Borders are secretly teaming up to take down the Haitian government at its weakest moment and start their own country, thank God someone pointed that out!
Are you fucking serious?
Jimbear January 20, 2010 22:58
That really funny Greg. Thousands are dead and buried in mass graves and you think it’s a joke.
My Pet Goat January 21, 2010 00:27
Check out Partners in Health, they’re doing awesome localized work in Haiti
http://www.standwithhaiti.org/haiti
BronxByTheBay January 21, 2010 06:08
Look, I have a heart as big as the next guy. But, when I keep waking up with fluids all over my belly, I have more important concerns.
Does this make me a bad person?
Kanye West January 21, 2010 09:16
Yo, Haiti. Im real happy for you and Im’a let you finish, but the 2004 Tsunami was one of the worst natural disasters of all time.
Chris JAA January 21, 2010 09:54
Kanye FTW
Thomas January 21, 2010 10:41
LMAO @ Kanye.
Scott Brown January 21, 2010 11:54
I approve this message.
LeisureSuitLarry January 21, 2010 12:24
Levine is down with nomaas. That’s awesome.
Anthony January 22, 2010 16:45
Hey Greg fuck you and that website you posted. See how funny you are when a building is on top of your dumbass or your kid. Lick my balls
Box607 January 22, 2010 17:06
Seriously, that website Greg Posted is awful. I’m all for freedom of speech, but Nomaas, do the site a favor and remove Greg’s comment.
Martha Coakley January 22, 2010 18:34
Yeah, NoMaas, you probably shouldn’t have allowed comments for this post. It’s inevitably that assholes will make idiotic comments like these.
And fuck you, Greg.
House on a Hill January 22, 2010 23:59
Please prevent Gerg’s ip from ever posting on NoMaas, and the internet in general if possible.
But I’d like to thank this website for doing this, fantastic!
Internet Banking February 4, 2010 03:12
@Markus I get your drift on where you were going there. I often think of my past and use it as a means to analyze where I am and where I want to get to. Where I struggel is balancing it all out. How do you guys balance things out?