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First of all, thank you to everyone who dropped lyrics. The people who visit this website are clearly demented and we are certainly appreciative that you've found a home in our mental asylum.

After painstaking review of all of the submitted verses, the NoMaas staff selected five rhymes as the finalists. These microphone fiends are now one step closer to winning a free T-shirt of their choice and going down in the annals (grow up) of NoMaas history.

Without further ado, here are your NoMaas Rap Contest Finalists (in no particular order):

Grands got range like Cameron, except he gets hits,
Tex like constipation – yo, he don’t drop sh*t,
Pete Abe on a ham run, Papi’s growing tits,
Red Sox-tober vacation, Brett Pedroia to baby sit
-J[ob]a Rule

Fans love to hate, got 25 million reasons
check my OPS son, almost a G in 16 seasons
Selena holla’d juicer, fans yell purple lips
Still hangin 8 ball VORPs, don’t need 2 good hips
-13

He takes no sh*t from Boras, makes him seem unstable

And on weekends, if he’s feelin’ it, bends Ken Williams over a table

Got some mad ninja skills, it ain’t even funny

Now keep out the way, here comes CA$H MONEY


-Joe LA

mo money no problems take a swing at this heater
so good we let Godzilla loose I play the hole like Jeter
they lackeys getting diced we juicing hitting bombs
im getting ready for 28 selling meth with jobas mom
-SunTanSuperMan

In Ca$hmoney We Trust should be on every coin in this nation
Theo would be begging for change to take his team on vacation
Instead of playing ball go to the Jersey Shore and play some hooky
The Sawx got so little game they couldn’t get laid by Snooki
-Karim Garcia

So let the people know who spit the hottest fire. Vote for your favorite rhyme by selecting the name of the corresponding verse writer. Polls close on Wednesday night!