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While voting closed a few days ago, we got a little sidetracked with some interviews. But, we want to give our NoMaas Rap Contest winner his proper congratulations.

Congratulations to Doug McKenzie a.k.a J[ob]a Rule for taking home 34% of the vote with the following verse:

Grands got range like Cameron, except he gets hits,
Tex like constipation – yo, he don’t drop sh*t,
Pete Abe on a ham run, Papi’s growing tits,
Red Sox-tober vacation, Brett Pedroia to baby sit

Doug has selected the "In the beginning, God created the heavens and Mariano" T-shirt. We'll be shipping that shirt out international, because he lives up in Vancouver, British Columbia.

The funniest part about all of this is when we emailed him with a simple congratulations, he responded with this:

Yo, I drop rhymes like tek drop knuckleballs,
Saw mad entries, I spit better than y'all,
My sh*t hit hard like nolan in ventura brawls,
Perenial favorite like the yankees in the fall.

Seriously, thanks a lot guys, I really appreciate all you do with this
site. You are far and away my favorite website since my friend Bryan
turned me on to you a few years back, and I know you work really hard
to keep coming up with funky ass sh*t like every single day.

Amazing. The people who visit this site are a unique breed.