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Reason CC always starts off slow: Hibernation

Tuesday, March 9, 2010 at 9:26 pm by Jake Fratelli

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In the winter season, bears generally cuddle into a cave, holes that they have dug beneath trees, or even in a hollowed out tree, in order to hibernate. This shields them from other animals. It is extremely difficult for bears to find enough food like nuts and berries in winters, and therefore, they go into hibernation to save their energy. The basic purpose of hibernation is to bypass the winter season, during which the food supplies get restricted. Thus, in order to conserve energy, bears do not eat, defecate or urinate during winter lethargy.

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After reading this, it becomes quite clear why CC's career numbers happen to look like this:

March/April: 4.54 ERA, 1.39 WHIP, 7.0 K/9, 1.96 K/BB, .740 OPS Against
May - October: 3.49 ERA, 1.21 WHIP, 7.7 K/9, 2.83 K/BB, .676 OPS Against

Like most brown bears, CC is just a bit groggy and unproductive during the first month after hibernation. Once the weather heats up, so will he.

CC Sabathia
Awwwwwwww.


*Props to Moses Hightower for also contributing to this post

16 Responses to “Reason CC always starts off slow: Hibernation”

  1. Gil says:

    What’s Teixeira’s excuse?

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  2. C.C. (Collin Curtis) & CC says:

    Brown bear=CC’s new nickname….it works for Scrubs

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  3. momofuku rivera says:

    i’m glad this is the frontal view

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  4. JoeThunder says:

    This whole team has a habit of sleeping during April. It’s fine by me just as long as they wake up in time for the stretch run into October. Then they can sleep soundly w/ number 28 nestled in their arms.

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  5. Butcher says:

    Joe hit it on the head. It’d be nice to see them go wire to wire this year.

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  6. Frank Tanana says:

    I never hibernated.

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  7. Manny says:

    LOL Brown Bear…Faaaaaaaaaan-Tastic!

    I wonder if he ever asked AJ if he ever gets shit stuck in his fur….

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  8. Heather Brooke says:

    Cody Ransom has a .991 ops in August

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  9. Pick says:

    EAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!

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  10. JoeThunder says:

    Frank Tanana also blew out his arm throwing too many innings 1 year.

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  11. JoeThunder says:

    What’s up there, Huggy Bear?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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  12. Last Night I Dreamed I Was Playing Centerfield in Yankee Stadium in My Underwear says:

    The reason the Yankees got off to a slow start in 2009 is that they spent April playing with their Wang.

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  13. Rich Mahogany says:

    If the Yankees need another excuse for a slow start, they should hire a crazy, unqualified trainer who causes everyone to suffer a hamstring injury. It worked wonders in 2007.

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  14. I’d rather be surfing.  Or gambling, since its night time.

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