The Josh Beckett B-R sponsorship message contest
Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 10:24 am by SJK
We just renewed our sponsorship for the Josh Beckett page on Baseball-Reference. And with that, we need a new sponsorship message.
So, we're opening it up to all of our visitors to post your own Josh Beckett sponsorship message. We'll choose our favorite and send it along to Baseball-Reference. Keep in mind that any sponsorship message needs to be approved by B-R, so vulgar entries won't fly. Get creative.
This would likely not be approved.
far from classy, and a part time hemp jewelry model.
Josh Beckett: 7 years of owning the Yankees, and counting.
Josh Beckett: Rendering Aaron Boone irrelevant since 2003…
Josh Beckett: How quiet can Yankee Stadium be again?
How much is a membership to NAMBLA?
Josh Beckett – an overrated Ace for an overrated Franchise.
Josh Beckett – My Ego’s as big as Youkilis’s Head.
Hey, hey, my, my nu-metal facial hair will never die
Josh Beckett: Illiteracy can never hold you back from your dreams
I rarely miss a start due to “blisters” now that I play for the sux!
Josh Beckett-Allegedly kicks cancer kids in the nuts and has been running over puppies since he could drive….allegedly.
Josh Beckett: Greatest post-season pitcher since Bob Gibson doesn’t mean what it used to. 2008-09 = 4GS, 21ip, 27H, 7BB, 18ER
“Josh Beckett: 7 years of owning the Yankees, and counting.”
Beckett career ERA vs. Yankees: 5.39
Nice try, though. Keep talking about one game from over six years ago.
Sponsored by NoMaas, where this bit was played out last season but we’re too stupid to come up with anything else but new fake names.
Hi. I’m fat, very ugly, hunchbacked and have a hideous soul patch which smells like souring Limburger cheese. My quest in life is to be even more unappealing than Curt Schilling.
So played out that it was featured on ESPN.com last year, eh chowdahead?
I think that Josh Becket sucks dick
Last time he was good, his soul patch was still cool.
I find it hilarious how so many retards jump in here and try to insult this site, more often than not bringing up completely retarded and hilariously incorrect “facts”.
Josh Beckett, serving more meatballs than Sbarro’s pizzeria.
Let the debate begin!
Josh Beckett: Rendering Aaron Boone irrelevant since 2003…
Best one, so far…
2009 Playoff record 0-1 helping Boston go home early.
Josh Beckett: The big steamer on the little engine that couldn’t.
Josh Beckett: An injury away from being the next Mike Lowell.
Josh Beckett: Founder of Chin-Hair-4-Slobs.
“I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!”
Josh Beckett: The second best pitcher on a second place team.
No seriously, what am I going to do with all this butternut squash you ordered.
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*If anyone has a better idea with the acrostic poem, go for it.
Ahh shit, my acrostic poem got messed up. It was supposed to read:
Crazy
Hairy
Inferior
n00b
Please
Understand
Blisters
Equal
Subpar pitching
5 home runs in 1 night against the Yankees? Must’ve been the blisters.
The blisters at night are big and bright… Deep in the heart of Texas.
Josh Beckett : Making BostonDirtDogs.com cry and whine for 2 straight seasons now!
this site is OBSESSED with boston, it’s scary. where’s the ny related pictures?
Josh Becket: “When I’m not throwing balls, I enjoy them placed on my chin”
i love how pissed this is gonna make red sox fans every time they look up becketts numbers, hahah! they already seem pissed..and BTW..why are red sox fans here anyway? wanna see how the better half lives?
YANKEES!!
Josh Beckett – Incest is the best
Josh Beckett: I swallow
Josh Beckett “Proof that Boston still loves Tea (Bag) Parties”
Josh Beckett Ain’t worth Squash
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