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The Josh Beckett B-R sponsorship message contest

Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 10:24 am by SJK

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We just renewed our sponsorship for the Josh Beckett page on Baseball-Reference. And with that, we need a new sponsorship message.

So, we're opening it up to all of our visitors to post your own Josh Beckett sponsorship message. We'll choose our favorite and send it along to Baseball-Reference. Keep in mind that any sponsorship message needs to be approved by B-R, so vulgar entries won't fly. Get creative.

Josh Beckett
This would likely not be approved.

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139 Responses to “The Josh Beckett B-R sponsorship message contest”

  1. Jeff Taylor says:

    far from classy, and a part time hemp jewelry model.

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  2. Joba's Mom says:

    Josh Beckett: 7 years of owning the Yankees, and counting.

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  3. Melky's Mom says:

    Josh Beckett: Rendering Aaron Boone irrelevant since 2003…

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  4. Jorge's Mom says:

    Josh Beckett: How quiet can Yankee Stadium be again?

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  5. How much is a membership to NAMBLA?

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  6. JT says:

    Josh Beckett – an overrated Ace for an overrated Franchise.

    Josh Beckett – My Ego’s as big as Youkilis’s Head.

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  7. skobak says:

    Hey, hey, my, my nu-metal facial hair will never die

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  8. patrick says:

    Josh Beckett: Illiteracy can never hold you back from your dreams

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  9. JRM says:

    I rarely miss a start due to “blisters” now that I play for the sux!

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  10. Butcher says:

    Josh Beckett-Allegedly kicks cancer kids in the nuts and has been running over puppies since he could drive….allegedly.

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  11. Duncan Meyer says:

    Josh Beckett: Greatest post-season pitcher since Bob Gibson doesn’t mean what it used to. 2008-09 = 4GS, 21ip, 27H, 7BB, 18ER

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  12. rex says:

    “Josh Beckett: 7 years of owning the Yankees, and counting.”

    Beckett career ERA vs. Yankees: 5.39

    Nice try, though. Keep talking about one game from over six years ago.

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  13. NSA says:

    Sponsored by NoMaas, where this bit was played out last season but we’re too stupid to come up with anything else but new fake names.

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  14. Urinating Statue says:

    Hi. I’m fat, very ugly, hunchbacked and have a hideous soul patch which smells like souring Limburger cheese. My quest in life is to be even more unappealing than Curt Schilling.

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  15. Peter AteMyHam says:

    So played out that it was featured on ESPN.com last year, eh chowdahead?

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  16. razor shines on my balls says:

    I think that Josh Becket sucks dick

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  17. StatBoy says:

    Last time he was good, his soul patch was still cool.

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  18. Mike Hunt says:

    I find it hilarious how so many retards jump in here and try to insult this site, more often than not bringing up completely retarded and hilariously incorrect “facts”.

    Josh Beckett, serving more meatballs than Sbarro’s pizzeria.

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  19. Karen Langin says:

    Let the debate begin!

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  20. Rick Cerone says:

    Josh Beckett: Rendering Aaron Boone irrelevant since 2003…

    Best one, so far…

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  21. JeffG says:

    2009 Playoff record 0-1 helping Boston go home early.

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  22. JeffG says:

    Josh Beckett: The big steamer on the little engine that couldn’t.

    Josh Beckett: An injury away from being the next Mike Lowell.

    Josh Beckett: Founder of Chin-Hair-4-Slobs.

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  23. Boosh says:

    “I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!”

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  24. nsm says:

    Josh Beckett: The second best pitcher on a second place team.

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  25. Joe the Grocer says:

    No seriously, what am I going to do with all this butternut squash you ordered.

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  26. Ben S says:

    C H I N P U B E S
    r a n 0 l n l q u
    a i f 0 e d i u b
    z r e b a e s a p
    y y r s r t l a
    i e s e r
    o t r p
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    *If anyone has a better idea with the acrostic poem, go for it.

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  27. Ben S says:

    Ahh shit, my acrostic poem got messed up. It was supposed to read:
    Crazy
    Hairy
    Inferior
    n00b

    Please
    Understand
    Blisters
    Equal
    Subpar pitching

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  28. PeePee Hands says:

    5 home runs in 1 night against the Yankees? Must’ve been the blisters.

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  29. Bravo says:

    The blisters at night are big and bright… Deep in the heart of Texas.

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  30. red sox's daddy says:

    Josh Beckett : Making BostonDirtDogs.com cry and whine for 2 straight seasons now!

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  31. sid the kid says:

    this site is OBSESSED with boston, it’s scary. where’s the ny related pictures?

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  32. DontChaKNow says:

    Josh Becket: “When I’m not throwing balls, I enjoy them placed on my chin”

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  33. red sox's daddy says:

    i love how pissed this is gonna make red sox fans every time they look up becketts numbers, hahah! they already seem pissed..and BTW..why are red sox fans here anyway? wanna see how the better half lives?
    YANKEES!!

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  34. Lil Jimmy says:

    Josh Beckett – Incest is the best

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  35. Joba says:

    Josh Beckett: I swallow

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  36. Philip says:

    Josh Beckett “Proof that Boston still loves Tea (Bag) Parties”

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  37. Joe the Grocer says:

    Josh Beckett Ain’t worth Squash

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  38. hi! Thats a very interesting edu blog. I think edu stands for high quality posts :)

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