We just renewed our sponsorship for the Josh Beckett page on Baseball-Reference. And with that, we need a new sponsorship message.
So, we’re opening it up to all of our visitors to post your own Josh Beckett sponsorship message. We’ll choose our favorite and send it along to Baseball-Reference. Keep in mind that any sponsorship message needs to be approved by B-R, so vulgar entries won’t fly. Get creative.
This would likely not be approved.
139 Comments
NYNasty March 19, 2010 17:46
“I’d rather take Joba from behind, but Beckett will do”
Jeff Taylor March 19, 2010 18:57
far from classy, and a part time hemp jewelry model.
Joba's Mom March 19, 2010 19:26
Josh Beckett: 7 years of owning the Yankees, and counting.
Melky's Mom March 19, 2010 19:27
Josh Beckett: Rendering Aaron Boone irrelevant since 2003…
Jorge's Mom March 19, 2010 19:30
Josh Beckett: How quiet can Yankee Stadium be again?
Pedroia's Brother March 19, 2010 19:37
How much is a membership to NAMBLA?
JT March 19, 2010 22:22
Josh Beckett – an overrated Ace for an overrated Franchise.
Josh Beckett – My Ego’s as big as Youkilis’s Head.
skobak March 20, 2010 07:47
Hey, hey, my, my nu-metal facial hair will never die
patrick March 20, 2010 11:39
Josh Beckett: Illiteracy can never hold you back from your dreams
JRM March 20, 2010 11:47
I rarely miss a start due to “blisters” now that I play for the sux!
Butcher March 20, 2010 12:53
Josh Beckett-Allegedly kicks cancer kids in the nuts and has been running over puppies since he could drive….allegedly.
Duncan Meyer March 20, 2010 15:15
Josh Beckett: Greatest post-season pitcher since Bob Gibson doesn’t mean what it used to. 2008-09 = 4GS, 21ip, 27H, 7BB, 18ER
rex March 20, 2010 16:06
“Josh Beckett: 7 years of owning the Yankees, and counting.”
Beckett career ERA vs. Yankees: 5.39
Nice try, though. Keep talking about one game from over six years ago.
NSA March 20, 2010 21:46
Sponsored by NoMaas, where this bit was played out last season but we’re too stupid to come up with anything else but new fake names.
Urinating Statue March 20, 2010 23:06
Hi. I’m fat, very ugly, hunchbacked and have a hideous soul patch which smells like souring Limburger cheese. My quest in life is to be even more unappealing than Curt Schilling.
Peter AteMyHam March 20, 2010 23:53
So played out that it was featured on ESPN.com last year, eh chowdahead?
razor shines on my balls March 21, 2010 01:22
I think that Josh Becket sucks dick
StatBoy March 21, 2010 18:45
Last time he was good, his soul patch was still cool.
Mike Hunt March 21, 2010 20:03
I find it hilarious how so many retards jump in here and try to insult this site, more often than not bringing up completely retarded and hilariously incorrect “facts”.
Josh Beckett, serving more meatballs than Sbarro’s pizzeria.
Karen Langin March 21, 2010 20:53
Let the debate begin!
Rick Cerone March 21, 2010 23:41
Josh Beckett: Rendering Aaron Boone irrelevant since 2003…
Best one, so far…
JeffG March 22, 2010 04:31
2009 Playoff record 0-1 helping Boston go home early.
JeffG March 22, 2010 04:57
Josh Beckett: The big steamer on the little engine that couldn’t.
Josh Beckett: An injury away from being the next Mike Lowell.
Josh Beckett: Founder of Chin-Hair-4-Slobs.
Boosh March 22, 2010 13:33
“I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!”
nsm March 22, 2010 14:16
Josh Beckett: The second best pitcher on a second place team.
Joe the Grocer March 22, 2010 15:05
No seriously, what am I going to do with all this butternut squash you ordered.
Ben S March 22, 2010 23:46
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*If anyone has a better idea with the acrostic poem, go for it.
Ben S March 22, 2010 23:47
Ahh shit, my acrostic poem got messed up. It was supposed to read:
Crazy
Hairy
Inferior
n00b
Please
Understand
Blisters
Equal
Subpar pitching
PeePee Hands March 23, 2010 13:47
5 home runs in 1 night against the Yankees? Must’ve been the blisters.
Bravo March 23, 2010 13:57
The blisters at night are big and bright… Deep in the heart of Texas.
red sox's daddy March 23, 2010 15:07
Josh Beckett : Making BostonDirtDogs.com cry and whine for 2 straight seasons now!
sid the kid March 23, 2010 16:42
this site is OBSESSED with boston, it’s scary. where’s the ny related pictures?
DontChaKNow March 23, 2010 16:49
Josh Becket: “When I’m not throwing balls, I enjoy them placed on my chin”
red sox's daddy March 23, 2010 23:23
i love how pissed this is gonna make red sox fans every time they look up becketts numbers, hahah! they already seem pissed..and BTW..why are red sox fans here anyway? wanna see how the better half lives?
YANKEES!!
Lil Jimmy March 24, 2010 01:17
Josh Beckett – Incest is the best
Joba March 24, 2010 15:00
Josh Beckett: I swallow
Philip March 24, 2010 18:49
Josh Beckett “Proof that Boston still loves Tea (Bag) Parties”
Joe the Grocer March 24, 2010 20:31
Josh Beckett Ain’t worth Squash
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