The Josh Beckett B-R sponsorship message contest
Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 10:24 am by SJK
We just renewed our sponsorship for the Josh Beckett page on Baseball-Reference. And with that, we need a new sponsorship message.
So, we're opening it up to all of our visitors to post your own Josh Beckett sponsorship message. We'll choose our favorite and send it along to Baseball-Reference. Keep in mind that any sponsorship message needs to be approved by B-R, so vulgar entries won't fly. Get creative.
This would likely not be approved.
Josh Beckett: Mouth breather
Sorry, too obvious?
Josh Beckett kneed me in the nuts and called me faggot in front of my friends
Josh Beckett gave me crabs
Josh Beckett: The Thinking Man’s Papelbon
Josh Beckett: Who needs Hanley when you have the Scutar
“Hitting Free Agency the Right Way”
Josh Beckett: Small Market Hero
Josh Beckett proves that pubic-like facial hair confuses batters.
Josh Beckett: Proof that dried-up, stinky, dick-lickers can have a fruitful existence
For someone with his own wine brand, he always struck me as a peach spritzer kind of girl.
Josh Beckett let Brett Pedroia babysit his kids.
Josh Beckett: Texan (non-steer division)
Josh Beckett: Douche of the Decade
Josh Beckett eats babies.
Josh Beckett, kindly kill yourself.
I won a jockstrap contest, and all i got was Josh Beckett
Josh Beckett: Beaning guys [i]the right way[/i] since 2001
Josh Beckett plays the game the right way — just ask Bobby Abreu.
Josh Beckett – God’s Gift to the God’s chosen people.
Josh Beckett: Some people like Ice cream… I prefer Men.
no for real.
Josh Beckett: Must of been born on a highway because that’s where the majority of accidents happen.
Josh Beckett: Mixing down’s syndrome, knob knee’s, and goatee’s since day one.
Peter Gammmons:”Josh Beckett is the best pitcher since Oil Can Boyd”
Josh Beckett: One more black teammate and he’ll be hitting the free agent market.
Josh Beckett: Groin Chin
Josh Beckett: Chin of a Groin
Josh Beckett: His mother looks a lot like Nick Johnson.
What’s another $82 million when you have America’s scrappiest team?
Did i miss something?
Is Beckett a special kind of douche?
The same guy who won all 4 postseason starts and a Ring in 2007?
The same guy who threw a shutout in Yankee Stadium to win the World Series at age 23?
Listen, i know we’re Yankee fans and we’re supposed to hate the Red Sox and all, but y’know, sometimes you just have to give props when someone is a badass.
Beckett, Pedro, Manny
These are worthy enemies.
Having said that, I like Rarsh’s “Small Market Hero.”
Josh Beckett stinks.
Josh Beckett – Anagrams to “The Best Jock”
Josh Patrick Beckett – Anagrams to (among many others) “Jockstrap Be Thicket”, “Betcha Jock Tits Perk”, and “Stoic Jerk Kept Batch” (not sure what that last one means… but I love the idea of anyone on the Red Sox being described as “stoic” :)
Josh Beckett: Who needs a bloody sock when you’ve got bloody underwear?
Josh Beckett: Body by Schilling
Josh Beckett: He will never be separated from his binky. Ever!
Did i miss something?
Of course you like Beckett. In your mind, the Yankees can sign him this winter and then fulfill your plan of simply trading for Hanley Ramirez to be the Yanks’ utility infielder.
Josh Beckett: It’s $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ
Josh Beckett: Boston’s answer to Ron Jeremy’s pube-stache and flash-gut since 2005
Josh Beckett: only a decade away from Nutri-System commercials with John Kruk, and we can’t wait!
Josh Beckett: 10 pounds and a website away from becoming Curt Schilling.
Josh Beckett: Even my mom thinks he’s a douche.
Josh Beckett: get a haircut and shave, you got to go get a real job next winter.
man, I could do this all day.
Holy shit you guys all suck…where is Make Me Some Food Ho when you need him?
Josh Beckett: Get him some Orbitz, he has a dirty mouth.
Red Sox 2010 Club House Cancer of the Year
I like DC’s
Ha, what the hell is a ZJ? i’m not paying $15 to find out.
How about:
“This t-shirt didn’t cost $200 million”
Go Sox
Not as unlucky as Nick Johnson
Uno gave Joba a blumpkin
He could throw lefty and he’s better than Igawa and Joba combined?
Rock Strongo’s been on my nuts ever since I gave him that reach-around in a Kansas City 7-11 bathroom in ’07
Josh Beckett to Boston at the end of the 2010 season…
…I Will Wait .. Till The Day “I” Can Forget “You” .. Or The Day You Realize “You” Cannot Forget “Me”.
“First to sign the gay marriage petition in all of Massachusetts”
For every mint I leave on a pillow, I get 4 cents towards my 401k.
God Bless Phil Hughes’ Vagina
Proudly calling other grown men the “C” word since 2006.
“I’d rather take Joba from behind, but Beckett will do”