While perusing our community forum, we came across this post linking to a Washington Post sports blog. According to the article, MLB “expert” analyst and white-haired casanova Steve Phillips said on WFAN that the Nationals should trade super-phenom Stephen Strasburg for Houston’s Roy Oswalt.
But let me ask you this: Do you think that Strasburg is going to be Roy Oswalt in his career?”
And even if he is, if I think that I want Roy Oswalt to help me win this year, you know what? I’m one of the guys, I make that deal..
So this got us thinking…what would it take for the Yankees to get Strasburg?



22 Comments
Zero May 26, 2010 09:45
Peter Gammons has probably put together a package deal from Boston thats based around Darnell McDonald and a returning Bryce Florie.
Matt May 26, 2010 09:46
What? Oh my god. What? What would the Nationals do with Roy Oswalt? They’re lucky to be sitting at .500.
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate May 26, 2010 09:49
No doubt the Phillies will pick him up mid-season for an injured Brad Lidge and Harry Kales’ ashes.
That guy May 26, 2010 10:54
Why oh why can’t Steve Phillips still be running an MLB team? It would have to be so much fun being a GM and being able to get him on the phone.
Other GM: Steve, I’d like to trade an overpriced player that was good 5 years ago for your best player.
Steve: DONE!
Frank May 26, 2010 13:29
Steve Phillips is a man who believes that a pitcher who pitches the eighth inning is more important than one who pitches 1-7. Logic will not work with this man!
Brooke Hundley May 26, 2010 15:44
Steve, why aren’t you returning my calls? You told me you LOVED me.
SP's mom May 26, 2010 18:38
can I be traid bait?
Billy Ray Valentine May 26, 2010 20:40
Then again Steve Phillips is also the guy who traded a career on ESPN to bang an ugly fat intern.
Voomo Zanzibar May 26, 2010 20:40
Strasburg and Dunn for
Vasquez, N Johnson, Randy Winn, Greg Golson, and Kei Igawa.
Lionel Richie May 26, 2010 21:48
This reminds me of a song of mine. For your personal enjoyment:
So you think you know the answers – oh no
’cause the whole world has got you dancing
That’s right – I’m telling you
It’s time to start believing – oh yes
Believing who you are – you are a shining star
-best wishes.
from,
Lionel.
Lebrons Mom May 26, 2010 23:48
I wanna fuck Steven Strasburg
misterd May 27, 2010 00:27
How the heck did this man ever get a job as an analyst, let alone running a baseball team (OK, its the Mets, forget I asked).
Tom Zig May 27, 2010 01:33
Voomo Zanzibar:
Why is Vazquez included in there?
spango May 27, 2010 09:35
So is Steve Phillips the Matt Millen of MLB, or is Matt Millen the Steve Phillips of the NFL? Serious question.
Omar Minaya May 27, 2010 10:22
Than you Mr Steve Phillips for being so bad at you yob. Now I get you yob and you make me look good
Willie Randolph May 27, 2010 10:28
What the fuck? Seriously, what the fuck?
Wilson Betemit May 27, 2010 13:54
WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Javier Vazquez May 27, 2010 15:57
Trade me !
A-Bomb May 28, 2010 14:00
A-Bomb?
Isiah Thomas May 28, 2010 16:47
I love it! Get it done Steve.
Steve Phillips' Forbidden Intern Love May 30, 2010 14:24
Something about his craziness turns me on. There’s a method to his madness that just ignites a fire within my…
jeff wilpon June 1, 2010 07:37
go ugly early Steve Phillips…your career, selection in woman and now baseball advice proves your decision making ability has eroded…it’s amazing anyone even talks baseball with you. be patient, omar will make the mets fans miss you…