The impostor player/sports figure posts are getting very, very old–not that they were ever that funny to begin with. Only the Robby Cano/Jose Molina posts ever got a chuckle out of me, and those are way past being funny; they’re downright annoying. That first comment though? Comedic gold.
Sean was a serious baseball man. That’s why he reads nomaas. Because he’s serious about his baseball. Baseball is baseball. Which is serious. Which is the way it always has been. Sean. Seriously.
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the guy who posts for Jose Molina June 16, 2010 09:44Reply
@ the guy who posts for Jose Molina: It wasn’t a backhanded compliment; it was a complaint.
Obviously I’m not on here for Pulitzer Prize-winning comments. This post is different from the others in that there’s 0 baseball content and nothing to really comment on, so perhaps it was the wrong time to bring that up. But the impostor player comments dominate half the discussion even when NoMass attempts to do some kind of analysis and it gets annoying. All I’m saying is it’s possible to be funny/insightful without making the same joke over and over again. If I’m the only one annoyed by the trend towards the same fake player comments, I guess I’ll just stop reading the comments.
Chase Utely = my trashed home. Hopefully Obama will visit & give a speech on CU’s head, gulf coast residents will gather in his cap and picket & BP will issue an apology. Policy makers need to rethink CU.
37 Comments
Dollar June 15, 2010 22:36
Is there more oil in the Gulf or on Utley’s hair?
Curtis Granderson June 15, 2010 22:48
Yeah baby! Wooo!
Pete June 15, 2010 22:50
Guy combs his hair with a pork chop.
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate June 15, 2010 22:51
Good screen capture… absolutely terrifying.
David June 15, 2010 22:59
Best 2B in MLB haha. What is this, 2008 ???
Jimmy Cleo Rollins June 15, 2010 23:07
Wow, somehow I missed those three home runs Roy gave up today.
Josh Beckett June 15, 2010 23:08
Speaking of which, what’s Halladay doing copying my favorite move?
Paplebum June 15, 2010 23:15
FUck youk, thats my move.
Nathan June 15, 2010 23:26
At least some of that recovered BP oil is being put to good use!
2007 Jason Giambi June 15, 2010 23:26
He’s biting my style, no doubt about it. Working with Donnie
Sean June 16, 2010 00:37
The impostor player/sports figure posts are getting very, very old–not that they were ever that funny to begin with. Only the Robby Cano/Jose Molina posts ever got a chuckle out of me, and those are way past being funny; they’re downright annoying. That first comment though? Comedic gold.
Dildopulous June 16, 2010 01:10
Sean, sorry to ruin your serious internet discussion experience about Chase Utley’s hair.
Touch Yourself June 16, 2010 02:06
Sean, the internet is serious business.
MonkeyJaw June 16, 2010 02:29
This is some stupid sh*t! Sometimes NoMaas, in its incessant attempt to be “edgy”, is really just predictably dumb.
JoeThunder June 16, 2010 06:34
Has Utley done much his year? Or is he too busy doing his hair?
Sensitive RAB guy January 22, 2011 15:18
STFU joethunder
Tim McCarver June 16, 2010 07:07
If he puts a little less oil in his hair…it’ll be a little less greasy. The amount of oil in his hair makes it more or less greasy.
CarlinNJ June 16, 2010 09:04
@MonkeyJaw – must be tough seeing your ace starter get destroyed by the Yankees.
Zyah July 12, 2011 11:41
This ifonmration is off the hizool!
Mike Lupica June 16, 2010 09:32
Sean was a serious baseball man. That’s why he reads nomaas. Because he’s serious about his baseball. Baseball is baseball. Which is serious. Which is the way it always has been. Sean. Seriously.
the guy who posts for Jose Molina June 16, 2010 09:44
@Sean-
Thanks for the backhanded compliment… dick
Gunzito June 16, 2010 09:45
Utley’s hair = Oil Soaked Gulf Pelican
good day
Mike Francessa June 16, 2010 10:54
Chase Utley is out there playing 9 innings of baseball… WITH GREASE IN HIS HAIR!!!
I don’t need to see that. I don’t need to see grease in his hair.
Sean June 16, 2010 11:10
@ the guy who posts for Jose Molina: It wasn’t a backhanded compliment; it was a complaint.
Obviously I’m not on here for Pulitzer Prize-winning comments. This post is different from the others in that there’s 0 baseball content and nothing to really comment on, so perhaps it was the wrong time to bring that up. But the impostor player comments dominate half the discussion even when NoMass attempts to do some kind of analysis and it gets annoying. All I’m saying is it’s possible to be funny/insightful without making the same joke over and over again. If I’m the only one annoyed by the trend towards the same fake player comments, I guess I’ll just stop reading the comments.
Sean June 16, 2010 11:28
JUST KIDDING!!!!
Sean (really) June 16, 2010 11:29
Ha see, that was funny.
Ironic June 16, 2010 12:57
I’m complaining about the lack of a serious nature to the comments on this site in a thread about Chase Utely’s hair
Voomo Zanzibar June 16, 2010 13:45
Nomaas is getting old. There are too many posters named “Sean.”
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Oily fucken bird June 16, 2010 21:03
Chase Utely = my trashed home. Hopefully Obama will visit & give a speech on CU’s head, gulf coast residents will gather in his cap and picket & BP will issue an apology. Policy makers need to rethink CU.
CT Yank June 16, 2010 21:45
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Russell Ny June 18, 2010 13:04
“Guy combs his hair with a pork chop.”
FTW x 100000
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