Hughes pitches like he has a banana in his tailpipe
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 at 11:17 pm by Louis Winthorpe III
Phil! You changed man!
5.2 IP, 10 H, 7 R, 6 ER, 2 BB, 3 K, 1 HR
Tags: game 76, highlights, hughes
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T-Bone! Nice presentation today bud! Can you make it to the company party next month?
Pitch counts are for pussies, skipping starts are for vaginas.
Again, Nomaas you are wrong. Stop using small sample sizes, I don’t understand how you can pass yourselfs off as a baseball website that knows anything when you make all of your conclusions off of one start. That is one bad start! Small Sample Size!!! Do you think Hughes has really changed? Wow Nomaas…wow. And thank GOD you didn’t use xFLIP and WARZ like you usually do to make your point because it would make you look dumber.
It’s like in live game chat today, Granderson hit off of Lee and everyone was so happy. He sucks! Small sample size! Doesn’t mean he can be good against lefties! He sucks! I see him play all the time! I see Hughes all the time too and he’s GOOD. Stats don’t need to show that. I KNOW HE’S GOOD.
And look at Joba. He is a reliever because he sucked as a starter. So I dont want to see another joba is a starter post here either. He started a few times and sucked.
Stop with the Small Sample Sizes Nomaas.
I told you guys, I am a better pitcher than both of them, I should be 2nd in rotation behind CC.
@ Joe Thunder
Wow. You need to chill out.
1) Incase you didn’t realize this site is not 100% serious.
2) The people running the site post something on each game most of the day
3) Combine 1 and 2, and you come to the caption and “small sample size” that goes into this extremely detailed post.
4) Your grammar is pitiful. Normally I wouldn’t care/say this, but it makes you look even worse for coming to a blog that’s been the same type of things for years and calling them dumb.
5) You obviously have zero understanding of advanced stats, so why don’t you just avoid those posts?
6) You aren’t a scout so no one gives a flying fuck what you see when guys play.
7) No need to repeat posts
8) You CLEARLY have NO clue what goes into a small sample size, since you are saying Granderson “sucks” based on however many at bats (even if it’s all his at bats this year) you’ve seen which is a SMALL SAMPLE SIZE.
9) Go to LoHud. You are annoyingly negative.
most days*
that’s been saying the same type…*
Whoops.
@ joe thunder
Don’t take it so literally- it’s a line from a movie.
@ Wade Garrett ;
lol
A-Bomb?
JoeThunder is the worst joke account.
DP you call me stupid but your name is DP. Nuff’ said. That makes you stupid. It probably stands for something stupid like Dumb Poophead. Your name automatically makes you stupid so I can’t even take you seriously. Even if you have good argument I can’t even take you seriously because of your name.
You are probably a 30 year old fat guy who lives in his moms basement writing long lists like that
All of you talking to me need to stop talking to me because i’m right. And that’s it. This website just uses small sample sizes and those dont tell you anything! Watch the games nerds!
Nomaas, I think you’re funny. Some readers simply don’t understand that these posts are supposed to be more comical than factual.
No, that’s not a joke account, that really is JoeThunder. If you have never seen his poor attempts at sounding intelligent, consider yourself lucky. Discussing baseball with JoeThunder is like sticking your brain in a blender.
I wish his stupidity was a joke.
Your name is “JoeThunder.” Your posts are longer than mine. You use small sample size as your argument for everything and then call other people nerds. NoMaas tried to show me a stat xRETARD that showed you aren’t retarded, but I SAW IT WITH MY own EYES! UR RETARDED!
Yikes.
JoeThunder is right.
I’d stick something in Phil Hughes’ tailpipe but he’s a little old for me.
I have pitched two CG in a row. Buttocks are SPECTACULAR AND REAL.
Now I have A small sample size,,,
To the chat roll man known as “Penis”: you’re fucking pathetic for going on here as me and writing down a blog under my name just so that you can return under your own name and bash it. You have got to be he saddest example of a human being I’ve ever seen it. To every one else, the first JoeThunder comment listed was not from me. Instead it was listed by a grown man who refers to himself as Penis on the NoMaas live thread game chat. He actually went on here as my name to sabotage me in an attept to hurt me but since this is a computer and not real life he has failed horribly.
Also, Phil Hughes should not be skipped any more.
I’m also gay.
To Penis, DP, and any of my other favorite critics: go fuck yourselves!!!!!! I’m going to continue to post on here what ever I wish and I will continue to bash any player, team, fan, or anything else that comes my way. I’m glad I pissed you fuckers of so much that you had to come on here to try and disgrace my name and make me look like an idiot. It shows exactly how much I’ve gotten under your skin. Thank you, and may you all enjoy the rest of your time on here.
@Joe Thunder:
So, who’s your favorite Yankee?
hey nomaas: crack bulletin board system here.
I’m not even JoeThunder
You can tell JoeThunder has no friends or social life.
Phil is like my Grandson, he just needs a little love.
PS: Don’t lie, you are not joking and we all know it.
People really gonna hate on a Beverly Hills Cop reference. This is genius work.
Let’s see how many people can post here under the name JoeThunder.
I tell ya this Phil Hughes kid. I tell ya. The Yankees can find a way to over manage and ruin ANY pitching prospect. I tell ya. They have the worst handling of pitching prospects of any organization in the history of baseball I tell ya.
I get no respect. I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
i am JoeThunder.
Cliff Lee ownes this team… he is going to look dead sexy in Pinstripes when we overpay for him next month.. I mean, season.
Overmanaging little boys… sounds like fun.
This is mean and hurtful! I want to ban you!
- RAB
To Lori:
My favorite Yankee right now is Nick Swisher. My favorite all time Yankee is Don Mattingly.
To Lori:
I also had a Jimmy Key jersey.
I would so rock a Jimmy Key jersey these days. You’d be surprised how many Yankee fans don’t remember that guy.
@In the Bummy
I’d have an opinion on this, but i’m waiting to hear from tjsc…
I like turtles.
I’m too stupid to read into sarcasm or joke posts so I respond to people thinking they give a shit who my favorite Yankee is.
I need to go grocery shopping. I’m running dangerously low on scallions.
Fuck Joe Thunder. I’m scrappy you bitches.
This is the real JoeThunder. All of you are fucking assholes that have no life and live in your mom’s basements. Where do you assholes get off impersonating me and trying to make me look stupid? All of you are nerds who need to move your fat asses out of your mom’s basement, you 30 year old far nerds. You people are just like NoMaas, same tired jokes over and over. It’s not funny. Shut the fuck up.
Oh and since I can’t address each of you assholes individually because I can’t tell you apart, ill address all of you together.
KISS MY ASS.
Can we all agree that Nick Punto is not funny?
Mocking me only validates my existence and makes me feel as if I matter. Please stop so I can fade into obscurity.
I live in my mom’s basement.
This is getting out of hand. Did this dude, JoeThunder, commit murder or something??? You’re are spending an awful amount of time bashing 1 person as though he crucified Jesus himself. The sad thing is that the person doing it really has to be the loneliest person on the planet.
I’m in the market for patio furniture. Anyone have any recommendations?
I am Joe Thunder.
I have a JoeThunder jersey.
JoeThunder excelled in the classroom. I always knew he would be successful.