Why the fucking hell do we always get shut down by some of the worst pitchers in baseball. Seriously, this isn’t the Moyer of the dead-ball era. He’s as old as the dinosaurs for fuck’s sake! Fuck!
How do you like that? You get 6 runs with 8 hits off a guy you has a 93+ mph Fastball and who has thrown a perfect game this year, yet you can only squeak out 3 hits off a guy who is older than me, and tops 80 on the gun…
Never mind you peanut butter sandwich boy, what about me and my 287 wins and 5th place on the all time strikeout list ? Do I still not get in but this junkballer does ?
Chad Gaudin is like a gun slinger, and I don’t mean that in a bad way, he doesn’t have the greatest stuff but he just throws it out there, ‘here it is, hit it if you can’ type of way.
Yall misrememberin’, I should be in the hawl before all a yall
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Mike Francesser on the FAN June 17, 2010 00:45Reply
I mean the guy has 287 wins, how do you not get in the hawl with 287 wins, thats nuts, its 287 wins, you gotta get in with 287 wins, i mean how do you not put the guy in with 287 wins, if you have 287 wins you should belong in the hawl.
LOL Oh look – nomaas put Burnett’s face on Michael Jackson. The word “Bad” probably just popped in their heads and they remembered that it was the name of one of his albums so let’s put AJs face on it. genius.
The Yankees lost to a craft old veteran. Sometimes the craft veteran beats the young superstar. Last night was that sometime. The Yankees usually potent lineup had no answers for the unusually dominant Jaime Moyer. Moyer was born before most of these guys even started playing.
It’s unusual to see a guy who couldn’t break a pane of glass with his fastball…shut down the New York Yankees. It could be a sign of trouble ahead for this Yankees team.
Seriously, Javy. Typical MLB analyst’s reaction to this game: OH NOES U GUYZ MUST HAVE AJ ASSASSINATED AND TRADE ROMINE MONTERO AND YOUR ENTIRE AAA TEAM FOR 3 MONTHS OF CLIFF LEE,
Last night we saw Jamie Moyer – the ghost of baseball past; a man who rightly has no business on a diamond; a man who refuses to let the sun set in this, the longest twilight a career may ever see – shut down the vaunted New York Yankees – the preeminent franchise in sports; unparalleled champions throughout the long and storied history of the sport. His game was poetic – graceful and eloquent – pitches whispering across the ins and outs of the strike zone.
The Yankees offense was befuddled; bewildered; perplexed. Undoubtedly the Yankees entered the game with heads held high and chests filled with pride; for on Tuesday, they slayed the mighty pitching Goliath – Roy Halladay – the King of Ks; the Wizard of Whiffs. However, last night they had no such good fortune. That is until Robinson Cano, with a blast that ignited images of Mantle, launched the ball into the fading daylight sky. But what the Yankees did not know was that not only would darkness fall on the night sky, but also on their bats. Their at bats were like a series of bad dreams over and over.
A glimmer of hope came in the 9th. Jorge Posada, a home run already in the game, was given the opportunity to save the day – a white knight in what otherwise had been a dark chapter in the Yankees illustrious history. Brad Lidge – a man terrorized by the Yankees; perhaps terrorized by his own demons – held the game in his hands. An out would mean victory; a home run, once again would mean the agony of defeat for a troubled closer. Yet in the end, Lidge prevailed – tempting fate and surviving – at least until tomorrow.
Is it all the same guy? There’s no way this many people find the same joke so funny. There are usually a few that are actually funny–Michael Kay made me chuckle, and Al Leiter could have actually been Al Leiter for all I know–but otherwise it’s damn annoying.
But everyone can laugh at an old man in a thong on rollerblades.
Also, Bob Costas guy, you should have your own show on HBO/MLB Network. You could legitimately write for Bob Costas (not necessarily a good thing). Well done.
Just read Bob Costas again. I don’t like most of these fake player/sports person posts, but I hope Costas makes regular appearances from now on. Good stuff man.
OK, Sean, we unnerstang, you no like the mayoritee of commenters on nomaass. Go look at your comments een theese thread, though, mang. Yours are the most annoying ones. Go away eef you no like, you are more annoying than my accent, mang.
I’m not alone dude. Your shit sucks. When there’s baseball-related stuff, I make baseball-related comments. Otherwise, I just enjoy the photoshops except for the recent complaints about your stupid comments. I’m done now, though, because I don’t want to fill up the board bitching about other comments. I’ve said what I needed to. Have a good weekend.
after that tasteless John Lannan/John Lennon post last season, everyone left this site and going to lohud, pinstripe alley and river ave blues. no fakers there. see you all there…
People, do you not see the irony? Some people make the same joke over and over, and some people complain about it over and over. How are the repeated complaints contributing more than the repeated silly jokes?
If you want serious commentary, maybe try a site that doesn’t feature ridiculous photoshops every day. Otherwise, enjoy the ride…
Sean’s right, it’s annoying just because it’s painfully unfunny. I think whoever does it thinks they are pretty hilarious but it’s actually just retarded.
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Fenway Park Groundskeeper June 17, 2010 19:19Reply
I’m Irish. I’m very proud of that. I must have a green t shirt and green hat with the logo of the sports teams that I follow. My fulltime job is a school teachers. All the kids like me, because I am the cool teacher. sometimes I take the last 5 minutes of class and talk about the red sox.
J: The irony isn’t lost on me, hence my choosing to withdraw from the conversation. I voiced my complaint and will live with the response. If the same joke appears less frequently, great; I’ll be happy for having said something. If not, I’ll enjoy the photoshops and post when the content is baseball-related. Again, enjoy the weekend and, hopefully, a Yankee win.
Hey Cervelli, do you miss me mang, I show you last year how to heett the ball, how to catch theee ball and how to trow thee ball. You nothin without me mang. You took my job, now i play in canada, its juss not the same as usa mang, almost like Mexico here.
55 Comments
Jamie Moyer June 16, 2010 22:39
ALLLL for you Sean!
Brandon June 16, 2010 22:48
Why the fucking hell do we always get shut down by some of the worst pitchers in baseball. Seriously, this isn’t the Moyer of the dead-ball era. He’s as old as the dinosaurs for fuck’s sake! Fuck!
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate June 16, 2010 22:55
Moyer has done this quite a few times this year; not too surprising. Kendrick will either give up 7 earned by the second inning, or go seven full.
AJ Burnett June 16, 2010 23:33
Jamie Moyer intimidated me with his old man strength
John Sterling June 16, 2010 23:36
How do you like that? You get 6 runs with 8 hits off a guy you has a 93+ mph Fastball and who has thrown a perfect game this year, yet you can only squeak out 3 hits off a guy who is older than me, and tops 80 on the gun…
…Well that’s baseball
Mike Mussina June 17, 2010 00:19
So hey, if this guy hangs on for 4 more years and gets to 300 wins, does he get in the hall of fame and I dont ?
Bert Blyleven June 17, 2010 00:20
Never mind you peanut butter sandwich boy, what about me and my 287 wins and 5th place on the all time strikeout list ? Do I still not get in but this junkballer does ?
Jose Molina June 17, 2010 00:30
If he pitching to me you know, he ppitch 8 inning no runs.
Jorge "Juicing" Posada June 17, 2010 00:31
I’m too scared to call for the breaking ball because I know I can’t block it in dirt.
Al Leiter June 17, 2010 00:33
Chad Gaudin is like a gun slinger, and I don’t mean that in a bad way, he doesn’t have the greatest stuff but he just throws it out there, ‘here it is, hit it if you can’ type of way.
Rawdger Clemens June 17, 2010 00:35
Yall misrememberin’, I should be in the hawl before all a yall
Mike Francesser on the FAN June 17, 2010 00:45
I mean the guy has 287 wins, how do you not get in the hawl with 287 wins, thats nuts, its 287 wins, you gotta get in with 287 wins, i mean how do you not put the guy in with 287 wins, if you have 287 wins you should belong in the hawl.
Dave Eiland June 17, 2010 00:46
A.J. misses me.
Michael Kay June 17, 2010 00:46
I’d tweet Kim Jones any day of the week.
bad pics June 17, 2010 01:54
LOL Oh look – nomaas put Burnett’s face on Michael Jackson. The word “Bad” probably just popped in their heads and they remembered that it was the name of one of his albums so let’s put AJs face on it. genius.
bad pics June 17, 2010 02:32
This place sucks now that its full of fake characters and players.
They’re not funny.
LOL Oh look – its Jose Molina.
NOT.
JoeThunder June 17, 2010 06:27
That game was a waste.
Tim McCarver June 17, 2010 08:11
The Yankees lost to a craft old veteran. Sometimes the craft veteran beats the young superstar. Last night was that sometime. The Yankees usually potent lineup had no answers for the unusually dominant Jaime Moyer. Moyer was born before most of these guys even started playing.
It’s unusual to see a guy who couldn’t break a pane of glass with his fastball…shut down the New York Yankees. It could be a sign of trouble ahead for this Yankees team.
Tim McCarver June 17, 2010 08:12
If you throw slower…the ball takes longer to get to the plate.
Steve June 17, 2010 08:18
I agree that all the fake posters are getting old, but the Leiter one was funny.
Rich Mahogany June 17, 2010 08:23
I hope Tim McCarver keeps posting here. Who else can provide such insight?
Mike Hunt June 17, 2010 09:44
Shitty, soft tossing left handers have been shutting down the yankees for years. Last night did not surprise me one bit.
Javy Vazquez June 17, 2010 10:24
Who is the loser now AJ?
Sky Is Falling June 17, 2010 11:07
Seriously, Javy. Typical MLB analyst’s reaction to this game: OH NOES U GUYZ MUST HAVE AJ ASSASSINATED AND TRADE ROMINE MONTERO AND YOUR ENTIRE AAA TEAM FOR 3 MONTHS OF CLIFF LEE,
Roy Oswalt June 17, 2010 11:22
I could porbably be had for a more reasonable price.
Michael Jackson June 17, 2010 11:27
Told you. I’m still alive and raping people.
Bob Costas June 17, 2010 11:33
Last night we saw Jamie Moyer – the ghost of baseball past; a man who rightly has no business on a diamond; a man who refuses to let the sun set in this, the longest twilight a career may ever see – shut down the vaunted New York Yankees – the preeminent franchise in sports; unparalleled champions throughout the long and storied history of the sport. His game was poetic – graceful and eloquent – pitches whispering across the ins and outs of the strike zone.
The Yankees offense was befuddled; bewildered; perplexed. Undoubtedly the Yankees entered the game with heads held high and chests filled with pride; for on Tuesday, they slayed the mighty pitching Goliath – Roy Halladay – the King of Ks; the Wizard of Whiffs. However, last night they had no such good fortune. That is until Robinson Cano, with a blast that ignited images of Mantle, launched the ball into the fading daylight sky. But what the Yankees did not know was that not only would darkness fall on the night sky, but also on their bats. Their at bats were like a series of bad dreams over and over.
A glimmer of hope came in the 9th. Jorge Posada, a home run already in the game, was given the opportunity to save the day – a white knight in what otherwise had been a dark chapter in the Yankees illustrious history. Brad Lidge – a man terrorized by the Yankees; perhaps terrorized by his own demons – held the game in his hands. An out would mean victory; a home run, once again would mean the agony of defeat for a troubled closer. Yet in the end, Lidge prevailed – tempting fate and surviving – at least until tomorrow.
Steroids are bad.
Sean June 17, 2010 12:00
Is it all the same guy? There’s no way this many people find the same joke so funny. There are usually a few that are actually funny–Michael Kay made me chuckle, and Al Leiter could have actually been Al Leiter for all I know–but otherwise it’s damn annoying.
But everyone can laugh at an old man in a thong on rollerblades.
Sean June 17, 2010 12:03
Also, Bob Costas guy, you should have your own show on HBO/MLB Network. You could legitimately write for Bob Costas (not necessarily a good thing). Well done.
Sean June 17, 2010 12:19
Just read Bob Costas again. I don’t like most of these fake player/sports person posts, but I hope Costas makes regular appearances from now on. Good stuff man.
Francisco Cervelli June 17, 2010 12:40
OK, Sean, we unnerstang, you no like the mayoritee of commenters on nomaass. Go look at your comments een theese thread, though, mang. Yours are the most annoying ones. Go away eef you no like, you are more annoying than my accent, mang.
Sean June 17, 2010 15:49
I’m not alone dude. Your shit sucks. When there’s baseball-related stuff, I make baseball-related comments. Otherwise, I just enjoy the photoshops except for the recent complaints about your stupid comments. I’m done now, though, because I don’t want to fill up the board bitching about other comments. I’ve said what I needed to. Have a good weekend.
cheezy June 17, 2010 16:06
after that tasteless John Lannan/John Lennon post last season, everyone left this site and going to lohud, pinstripe alley and river ave blues. no fakers there. see you all there…
John from Cincinnati June 17, 2010 16:17
lohud where its nothing but couch managers, trolls and jagoffs with no lives who argue point by point for all 3 hours.
Have fun there.
Tim McCarver June 17, 2010 16:24
Sean. You just can’t teach speed. Did you know a guy who can run fast will usually steal more bases?
Gerald Ford June 17, 2010 16:27
relax homies
$man June 17, 2010 18:08
Letting go of Ted Lilly is one of the worst moves ever.
J June 17, 2010 18:50
People, do you not see the irony? Some people make the same joke over and over, and some people complain about it over and over. How are the repeated complaints contributing more than the repeated silly jokes?
If you want serious commentary, maybe try a site that doesn’t feature ridiculous photoshops every day. Otherwise, enjoy the ride…
Mark June 17, 2010 18:55
Sean’s right, it’s annoying just because it’s painfully unfunny. I think whoever does it thinks they are pretty hilarious but it’s actually just retarded.
Fenway Park Groundskeeper June 17, 2010 19:19
I’m Irish. I’m very proud of that. I must have a green t shirt and green hat with the logo of the sports teams that I follow. My fulltime job is a school teachers. All the kids like me, because I am the cool teacher. sometimes I take the last 5 minutes of class and talk about the red sox.
person with a 6 IQ June 17, 2010 19:23
Den why are you reading dee comments, retawd?
Sean June 17, 2010 20:34
J: The irony isn’t lost on me, hence my choosing to withdraw from the conversation. I voiced my complaint and will live with the response. If the same joke appears less frequently, great; I’ll be happy for having said something. If not, I’ll enjoy the photoshops and post when the content is baseball-related. Again, enjoy the weekend and, hopefully, a Yankee win.
Harold Moskowitiz June 17, 2010 20:53
@Michael Kay
No you wouldn’t….
the Fake Sean June 17, 2010 21:10
I expect serious debates from a site called nomaas that makes juvenile Photoshop pictures that borders on toilet humor.
baseball June 17, 2010 22:13
I am a serious subject that should not be taken lightly. There are many aspects of my games that must be discussed solemnly. Such as stats.
kYLE kENDRICK June 17, 2010 22:39
Hey Im another garbage pitcher that just shut down the Yankees. Where’s my photoshop?
Also out of character for a moment but the Bob Costas and Fenway groundskeeper- lol
Jose Molina June 17, 2010 22:41
Hey Cervelli, do you miss me mang, I show you last year how to heett the ball, how to catch theee ball and how to trow thee ball. You nothin without me mang. You took my job, now i play in canada, its juss not the same as usa mang, almost like Mexico here.
Tony Hayward June 17, 2010 22:54
I’ve had enough of these small people beating the Yankees.
Brett Pedroia June 18, 2010 02:38
Jamie Moyer and I once played “Daddy”.
Shelley Duncan June 18, 2010 16:06
Ugh, This is all my fault, guys. Sorry.
*SMASH*