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Something satisfying about seeing this

Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 12:46 am by SJK

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This was sent in by NoMaasian, Mike Poliboy. He got it from the ESPN Yankee Clubhouse page. Nice job, Mike.

New York Yankees
What do these players have in common?

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42 Responses to “Something satisfying about seeing this”

  1. Frank says:

    None of them are named Frank?

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  2. Peter Gammons says:

    They’re all minorities. That’s the answer, right?

    Those Yankees and their farm-grown minorities..

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  3. Rebecca says:

    This is amazing.

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  4. Brian Ca$hman says:

    Speeding down the street, when the red lights flash
    Need to get away, need to make a dash
    A song comes on that reminds me of you
    And I jizz in my pants

    Thanks nomaas, no need for redtube tonight!

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  5. Angelo says:

    They all make lots of money?

    Wait, wait, wait…..

    They all came out of the Yankees farm system!

    What do I win?!

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  6. I’ve molested all of their children?

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  7. nettles says:

    Home-grown, baby! :)

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  8. Nathan says:

    B-b-b-but the Yankees will/have sign them to extreme contracts so it doesn’t count that they came from the farm system, right?

    Ah, what will the haters say.

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  9. Cliff says:

    Who are four guys that have never been in my living room?

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  10. Mark Teixeira says:

    I wish I had Andy Pettite’s ERA…as my Batting Average

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  11. Nick Johnson says:

    By the time they retire they will have half as much time on the DL as me.

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  12. JoeThunder says:

    They all play for the Yankees.

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  13. Vito says:

    They all get more ass then a toilet seat at a Lilith Fair concert?

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  14. Nick Swisher says:

    That’s awesome, bro. Robbie and Phil, they just love having fun out there – just like me.

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  15. John Sterling says:

    Rebecca…isn’t that amazing? Well….that’s baseball…you can never predict baseball…no matter how many times I say it…you just can’t predict baseball.

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  16. CT Yank says:

    How was Reyes given a HR last night after his ball hit the same exact place Cervelli’s did last month (even after going to replay)

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  17. Cliff says:

    Who are 4 people who have never been in my kitchen?

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  18. Brian Cashman's Vocabulary says:

    god help the rest of baseball

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  19. K says:

    Wow, Hughes has a better WHIP than Mo…

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  20. Senator Scott Brown says:

    All homegrown. Suck that.

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  21. Jose Molina says:

    i use to spenn time weet all of dem ann carrry they bags from the plain… I meees New Jork, I no lie Canada

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  22. Big Boppa says:

    Ok, the whole A$$ load of comments under players names and Yankee personel with stupid one liners is getting really old really fast.

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  23. Peepee Hands says:

    No Kidding.

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  24. Tim McCarver says:

    Did you know that a changeup is a pitch that typically throws the batter’s timing off by being thrown slower than a fastball?

    A changeup has less velocity than a fastball.

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  25. Big Boppa's Vocabulary says:

    Ok, I have absolutely no sense of humor and its getting old really fast.

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  26. Suzyn Waldman says:

    ROGER CLEMENS IS IN THE BUILDING!

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  27. Tim McCarver says:

    Mariano Rivera has been getting batters out with just one pitche. Here he comes out of the pen now. He’ll throw just one pitch. How many other pitchers in the history of the game have been able to repeat their delivery over and over with one pitch so effectively?

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  28. Big Boppa says:

    I have a very small penis

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  29. Robbie Cano says:

    We have all tried, and failed, to sleep with Minka Kelly

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  30. True Baseball Fan says:

    Yankees just outspend everyone and buy all the big names and have no home grown players.

    SO WHY CANT THEY WIN EVERY YEAR HUH ??? BAHAHAH YANKEES SUCK !!!

    GO METS !

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  31. Pascual Perez says:

    They no me. Mistah Jeri Curl. Gotta rosin bag in my pocket.

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  32. james says:

    Im stupid but is there a link for nomaas draft coverage or did they not do it this year cuz that one nomaaser who did it went and got himself a real job

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  33. Well how do ya like that? The Yankees lead the league in payroll, and it’s the home grown guys getting it done!

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  34. roger says:

    what do they have in common? they are the only 4 players on the yankees who deserve to go the allstar game.

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  35. Michael Kay says:

    The YES Network wants to remind NoMass that this copyrighted broadcast is presented by authority of the New York Yankees and may not be reproduced or retransmitted in any form. The accounts and descriptions of this game may not be disseminated without the express written consent of the ah-fore-mentioned New York Yankees.

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  36. Ken Singleton says:

    Thats WRITTEN consent of the New York Yankees.

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  37. Pat Kelly says:

    I’m still the greatest second baseman in Yankees history.

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  38. "Cowboy" Joe West says:

    I’ve thrown all their goddamn asses out of ball games for showing me up. Don’t forget to see me playing some of my favorite country tunes at the Prairie Knights Casino and Resort in Fort Yates, North Dakota.

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  39. Joba's mom says:

    They’re all on meth?

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  40. Peter says:

    They all came up through the Yankees’ system–i.e. home-grown talent.

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  41. Drew says:

    They all fit under Andrew Eugene’s nose?

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  42. Dustin Pedroia says:

    Will you guys STFU about my brother already?!?

    We all fucking get it… He’s a douchebag kid-toucher… OK? Alright?

    Moving the fuck on now.

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