Something satisfying about seeing this
Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 12:46 am by SJK
This was sent in by NoMaasian, Mike Poliboy. He got it from the ESPN Yankee Clubhouse page. Nice job, Mike.

What do these players have in common?
Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 12:46 am by SJK
This was sent in by NoMaasian, Mike Poliboy. He got it from the ESPN Yankee Clubhouse page. Nice job, Mike.

What do these players have in common?
None of them are named Frank?
They’re all minorities. That’s the answer, right?
Those Yankees and their farm-grown minorities..
This is amazing.
Speeding down the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants
Thanks nomaas, no need for redtube tonight!
They all make lots of money?
Wait, wait, wait…..
They all came out of the Yankees farm system!
What do I win?!
I’ve molested all of their children?
Home-grown, baby! :)
B-b-b-but the Yankees will/have sign them to extreme contracts so it doesn’t count that they came from the farm system, right?
Ah, what will the haters say.
Who are four guys that have never been in my living room?
I wish I had Andy Pettite’s ERA…as my Batting Average
By the time they retire they will have half as much time on the DL as me.
They all play for the Yankees.
They all get more ass then a toilet seat at a Lilith Fair concert?
That’s awesome, bro. Robbie and Phil, they just love having fun out there – just like me.
Rebecca…isn’t that amazing? Well….that’s baseball…you can never predict baseball…no matter how many times I say it…you just can’t predict baseball.
How was Reyes given a HR last night after his ball hit the same exact place Cervelli’s did last month (even after going to replay)
Who are 4 people who have never been in my kitchen?
god help the rest of baseball
Wow, Hughes has a better WHIP than Mo…
All homegrown. Suck that.
i use to spenn time weet all of dem ann carrry they bags from the plain… I meees New Jork, I no lie Canada
Ok, the whole A$$ load of comments under players names and Yankee personel with stupid one liners is getting really old really fast.
No Kidding.
Did you know that a changeup is a pitch that typically throws the batter’s timing off by being thrown slower than a fastball?
A changeup has less velocity than a fastball.
Ok, I have absolutely no sense of humor and its getting old really fast.
ROGER CLEMENS IS IN THE BUILDING!
Mariano Rivera has been getting batters out with just one pitche. Here he comes out of the pen now. He’ll throw just one pitch. How many other pitchers in the history of the game have been able to repeat their delivery over and over with one pitch so effectively?
I have a very small penis
We have all tried, and failed, to sleep with Minka Kelly
Yankees just outspend everyone and buy all the big names and have no home grown players.
SO WHY CANT THEY WIN EVERY YEAR HUH ??? BAHAHAH YANKEES SUCK !!!
GO METS !
They no me. Mistah Jeri Curl. Gotta rosin bag in my pocket.
Im stupid but is there a link for nomaas draft coverage or did they not do it this year cuz that one nomaaser who did it went and got himself a real job
Well how do ya like that? The Yankees lead the league in payroll, and it’s the home grown guys getting it done!
what do they have in common? they are the only 4 players on the yankees who deserve to go the allstar game.
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I’m still the greatest second baseman in Yankees history.
I’ve thrown all their goddamn asses out of ball games for showing me up. Don’t forget to see me playing some of my favorite country tunes at the Prairie Knights Casino and Resort in Fort Yates, North Dakota.
They’re all on meth?
They all came up through the Yankees’ system–i.e. home-grown talent.
They all fit under Andrew Eugene’s nose?
Will you guys STFU about my brother already?!?
We all fucking get it… He’s a douchebag kid-toucher… OK? Alright?
Moving the fuck on now.