Mark’s mom (on video): Mark tried to change his name to Kurt when he was, uh, because he loved Kurt Cobain when he filled our forms he would put, he would sign “Kurt Teixeira”, so we had Kurt Teixeira things coming to the house for a while. I’d go, “what is this?” and it was because he had this thing for Kurt Cobain.
23 Comments
Paul O'Neil June 23, 2010 20:31
When Tex’s swing is going bad, he looks like he is swinging from inside of a heart shaped box.
Kirk Colbain June 23, 2010 20:34
He should ‘come as he was’ last season.
Mike June 23, 2010 20:35
Teixeira’s numbers were in bloom the first few days of May.
W. Axl Rose June 23, 2010 20:36
Kurt Cobain and his whore girlfriend are faggots.
GET IN THE RING MOTHERFUCKER !
Ken Singleton June 23, 2010 20:36
The angle of Teixeira’s swing needs to be on a plain
Jack June 23, 2010 20:37
There is just something in the way Mark hits with Alex behind him.
Nomaas opinion on Texiera June 23, 2010 20:39
*Cant compute negative feelings about Texiera*
*Tries to fall back on insulting Jeter and Cano*
Nomaas opinion on Texiera June 23, 2010 20:41
*Can’t even be bothered to make the obvious photoshop of Tex’s face in Cobain’s head”*
Colin Curtis June 23, 2010 20:45
Teixeira’s season has been a downer, but there is a sliver of hope, he can turn it around.
WFAN June 23, 2010 20:46
I hope Colin Curtis goes in to the Hall as a Yankee
Lori Rubinson June 23, 2010 21:14
So guys, is Colin Curtis your favorite new Yankee?
Chad Curtis June 24, 2010 01:42
I saw C. Curtis and thought wholly crap I am back in pinstripes. Oh to my dismay…
Courtney love June 24, 2010 03:27
hmmmmmmmmmm.
Lionel Richie June 24, 2010 07:28
Maybe the fellow should be more into me or my music?
Gunzito June 24, 2010 09:13
Wanting to change your name to someone famous is extremely gay. If I was Tex i would lock his mother in a “Retirement Community” like the one in Happy Gilmore…
On to the obligatory Nirvana/Tex pun…
– the season he is having is starting to “Rape Me”… Ok that sucked, i got nothing
Gaydar June 24, 2010 09:54
RED ALERT!!!!!!!!!! Gunzito HAS ARRIVED
benjamin k June 24, 2010 10:38
@Gunzito: you can come post on my blog, we’re gaydar-free.
anon June 24, 2010 12:58
it’s funny cuz these are all nirvana songs.
Andy_C_23 June 25, 2010 11:09
Sterling’s new HR call for Tex:
That ball got outta here faster than a shotgun blast through the back of someone’s skull.
Kent June 25, 2010 13:26
This season…. well… nevermind.
Fabiola Cervantez January 21, 2011 11:25
Tarp surfing. You Tube it. Definition of cool
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Lonnie Walkup April 20, 2011 01:19
Nice post! Have a good day and good luck!