What a poor, poor, poor draft choice that was made by our beloved New York Yankees. My friends the night has grown long.
Lets hope this haircut is not stuck on you my friend Cito. Adult men don’t carve things in their locks. They let them flow.
I just don’t understand why any adult male would carve something in their head. Some idiots used to carve the batman symbol in their head. Batman isn’t even a real human being. Are you really those moronic and idiotic that you’d carve something on your fucking head?
Please grow up soon Cito. I don’t want you to have to pump my gas in 4 years.
24 Comments
Chris June 18, 2010 15:59
That is classic!
Anthony Mason June 18, 2010 16:01
Props.
warner wolf June 18, 2010 16:18
That’s as close as he’ll get to wearing the NY
Steve June 18, 2010 16:22
yeah warner. remember eric milton? he got a yankees tattoo after we drafted him. say hello to minnesota.
Frank Ueno June 18, 2010 16:58
warner wolf = draft expert
Eric Karos June 18, 2010 17:12
My hair is better.
Babe Ruth June 18, 2010 19:21
Warner Wolf= Hair Expert
rich June 18, 2010 19:52
future liquor store robber there
Russ June 18, 2010 21:34
Fucking if I was drafted by the Yankees I would name my first born after them.
Duncan Meyer June 18, 2010 21:58
He can play SS for the Yankees if he promises to wear the same haircut for 15 years.
Mr. Burns June 18, 2010 22:26
Trim those sideburns!
Derek Jeter June 18, 2010 23:29
This guy will never see the light of day. I will be Yankees SS for eternity and Nomaas, will hate me the whole time.
Cito Gaston June 18, 2010 23:32
Fuck this guy. What an asshole.
Lionel Richie June 18, 2010 23:36
What a poor, poor, poor draft choice that was made by our beloved New York Yankees. My friends the night has grown long.
Lets hope this haircut is not stuck on you my friend Cito. Adult men don’t carve things in their locks. They let them flow.
I just don’t understand why any adult male would carve something in their head. Some idiots used to carve the batman symbol in their head. Batman isn’t even a real human being. Are you really those moronic and idiotic that you’d carve something on your fucking head?
Please grow up soon Cito. I don’t want you to have to pump my gas in 4 years.
Your friend,
-Lionel.
petebannedme June 18, 2010 23:55
If Culver ever becomes anything, I’ll get that picture tattooed on me.
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate June 19, 2010 02:37
Love this. Unfortunately he’ll likely be part of a four-team trade to acquire plus AA player sometime in the near future.
JoeThunder June 19, 2010 07:23
Greatest Yankee ever.
vinny-b June 19, 2010 10:39
the yankees know what they’re doing.
I like this selection.
Schooled by Lohud. Ha June 20, 2010 23:55
Well, that’s pretty damn gay of him to do.
Schooled by Lohud. Ha. June 20, 2010 23:56
REAL damn gay
Womack June 21, 2010 10:12
Hes got a few years in the minors to work on an adequate hi-top fade
Enzo the barber June 21, 2010 10:45
i would have been impressed if it was teh other logo, with the hat and bat
joba's mom June 22, 2010 03:45
Impressive. What is he, twelve? Still has his name printed on his underwear? Joba just has an X in his cause he can’t read.
Kei Igawa June 28, 2010 10:04
I got a tattoo of Hideki Irabu holding two sacks of cash when I was signed.