That is too funny!!! Great game and a great photo shop for both CC and Alex!!!

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I’m still waiting for the grand slam to land. That ball was launched out of the coliseum.

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Get off my mound.

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I caught A Rod’s grandslam.

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Superman’s back.

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Dear Oakland,

All your mound are belonging to me.

Love,

Alex

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Just wondering, did Ca$hman think that
Nick the Broken Stick was worth 5.5m and Vlad wasnt –
or did Vlad just prefer to live in Arlington?

Sheffield > Vlad in 2005… maybe
Nephew of Larry Bowa > Vlad in 2010… wtf

Give me 5.5 million and I’ll go hit off a tee in Tampa.

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A-Rod should have taken a detour to the mound on one of his homerun trots.

When A-Rod and Tex are raking, this team is SCARY good. :)

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Calling out Cashman for not signing Vlad is some serious 20/20 hindsight. Especially when you are citing injury history as the reason.

Vlad looked pretty broken down last year and a shell of his former self.

Nick Johnson is certain fair for criticism, but saying NOW that they should have signed Vlad is ridiculous.

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My feelings and wrist hurt. :(

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Good photoshop guys i love this website. Is that the movie with Danny Devito? Oh and the first JoeThunder wasn’t me I don’t know who that was but it’s really getting old and tired and all of you are really immature so just grow up and get over it because it really isn’t funny anymore and all you are doing is spamming the comments section of NoMaas. This is why they had none before.

Maybe NoMaas should do registration for comments im sick of people taking my name. I wonder if you guys ever come out of your mom’s basement.

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You can’t spell Arnold without A-r-o-d.

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Nevermind the guy above me. I’m the real JoeThunder.

I also approve of the photoshop it’s pretty good. Not your best, but pretty good.

I hope no one grows up. It’s not getting old or tired. In fact I’ve been wide awake since 6am this morning.

I have a replica Kyle Farnsworth jersey for sale on ebay. For the right price it can be yours.

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Neither the first, second or third JoeThunder is the real me.

I am the real me.

Also, I love cock.

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No one loves the cock as much as I do. I own a replica Kenny Rogers uniform complete w/ 1996 WS patch on the side!!! I’m the greatest NoMaasian ever!!! And I have AIDS. :)

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To Penis: AIDS is not a good thing. Pitching from the 1st base side of the rubber is.

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Wow!!! Some more fake JoeThunder quotes!!! How great is that?!?!?!?! You’re getting old at this faster than Jeter at the plate.

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I’m still undecided.

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To Penis: Now that I’m hurt we can spend more time together!!! I still have your replica Johnny Damon 2004 WS jersey hanging in my closet. :)

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I wish I wasn’t on the DL. I so would throw at A-Rod.

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I also like cock.

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Stick it A-ROD

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Is there a admin I can speak to? This is getting ridiculous. I really do have HIV and some of the stuff said on this website just isn’t funny. It’s really sad that you have to be racist and insult people’s diseases to be funny. Seriously guys, people in the world have real life problems. And before you say any gay jokes, I didn’t contract HIV by being sexually active.

Honestly guys you need to stop. Look, I have no idea what I did but I’m sorry and can we just move on from the JoeThunder and insulting people are we 5? Every third post is penis or cock and racist and insulting someone. This website is amazing and all of you just make it so people don’t want to come here.

I think this is my last post here unless things change. And this is the real JoeThunder, the last two were fake.

JoeThunder

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Okay guys, I was actually kidding about the AIDS thing. I ain’t no queer.

Though I do like the feeling of an erect penis in my butt.

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Okay enough, stop with the Joe Thunder insults back & forth. Please lets stick to baseball & making fun of the Red Sox.

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I prefer penis so much that I named myself after the organ!!! I rule nomaas.org. I am the greatest thing to happen to this site, baseball, shit…the world for that matter. Everyone loves a dick!!!

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To Penis: you’re a fucking retard.

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To CB14: Stay the fuck out of this asshole!!! This is between me and JoeThunder. He called me a 30 year old fat kid that lives at home w/ my mother. It’s true and all but he didn’t have to put me on blast in front of everyone in the chat room. My feelings were hurt so bad that I had no choice but to come on here and ruin his name w/ stupid comments. If you want to mess with me too I’ll do the same to your name.

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To Random Sports Guy: I’ll ruin your name too if you start w/ me, asshole. Don’t you know I’m king around these halls???

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I’ll screw up the sweep tonight.

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I’m sorry my .305 BA wasn’t good enough to be on the Big Club in the Bronx. Good choice in trading me away for the older, more expensive version of..well …me.

He is having a GREAT YEAR.

AJ

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Would the REAL Joe Thunder Please stand up…

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I suck.

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“I’m sorry my .305 BA wasn’t good enough to be on the Big Club in the Bronx. Good choice in trading me away for the older, more expensive version of..well …me.

He is having a GREAT YEAR.

AJ”

Great year? With his 26% K-rate? And his .668 OPS since May 14th?

No. Not really.

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I’m really Joe Thunder.

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“Great year? With his 26% K-rate? And his .668 OPS since May 14th?

No. Not really.”

I’m going to have to absolutely agree with this. Jackson has been very good defensively(as he always was), but his current numbers are mostly a product of luck and a hot April.

A .300-ish batting average isn’t much coupled with very low power numbers and a terrible BB/K ratio. Jackson has always been a high-strikeout/low power guy. If you don’t hit for power, you absolutely have to be able to put the ball in play at a high clip. Given that no one can sustain a BABIP over .400, his numbers should only continue to decline.

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This is really getting immature >.> I second the motion of registration. However, that won’t solve the problem… Imagine a fake JoeThunder registers as him and claims his spot, or worse, the real JoeThunder registers, a fake one appears and swears at the real one for stealing his account or stuff >.>

On the other hand… It really is getting a bit harder to tell who’s the real JoeThunder. Probably only people would know is the admins, who can tell from the e-mail addresses…. Assuming JoeThunder isn’t lazy like my North Korean People’s Army and actually puts in a mail. If registration is required, registration should be granted to the one with the real e-mail address. That or an easier way of identification. IP.

Now, back to the praising of PS. I like the attention to details, as Sabathia is 4 inches taller than A-Rod. Would have been weird seeing A-Rod as the taller one.

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Or how about we not take comments on a goofy blog so seriously? Hurf durf everyone registarrrr so I can control your usernames durrrrr

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Chalk up another win.

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You should do the same for me sometimes

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In the quote “I’m sorry my .305 BA wasn’t good enough to be on the Big Club in the Bronx. Good choice in trading me away for the older, more expensive version of..well …me.

He is having a GREAT YEAR.

AJ”

the he’s having a great year was referring to Curtis Granderson and I was being sarcastic.

He is NOT having a great year at all.

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