This is what I have to wake up to, Joba blows the game by giving up a grand slam. Fucking hack. I wanted a 9 game winning streak before the break but I’m going to have to settle for 8 – 1 after CC wins today.
5 years from now, someone will do a “Where are they now” piece and find Joba is pitching for the Long Island Ducks. All because he’s too fucking lazy to do his side work.
Joba is just about useless this year. I know a guy isn’t going to have a 0.00 ERA for the year, but it seems every time he gives up runs its at least 4 or more.
I also won’t put all the blame on Joba, again Javey gets no run support. And I know they were going against Felix, but Jesus they had plenty of spots to drive in a few more runs.
18 Comments
Javy Vazquez July 11, 2010 09:02
Thax Joba! I think this is personal!!
Random Sports Guy July 11, 2010 09:20
This is what I have to wake up to, Joba blows the game by giving up a grand slam. Fucking hack. I wanted a 9 game winning streak before the break but I’m going to have to settle for 8 – 1 after CC wins today.
CarlinNJ July 11, 2010 09:30
Possibly one of my all-time favorite NoMaas posts
Steve S. July 11, 2010 09:39
5 years from now, someone will do a “Where are they now” piece and find Joba is pitching for the Long Island Ducks. All because he’s too fucking lazy to do his side work.
Fatcessa July 11, 2010 09:49
I ate all Jobber’s swaaagga!
CarlinNJ July 11, 2010 12:03
Is there proof that Joba doesn’t do sidework?
General Manager, Long Island Ducks July 11, 2010 12:21
@Steve S: No thanks, you can keep him
vinny-b July 11, 2010 12:51
Demote him. or trade him.
Russ July 11, 2010 13:06
Joba is just about useless this year. I know a guy isn’t going to have a 0.00 ERA for the year, but it seems every time he gives up runs its at least 4 or more.
I also won’t put all the blame on Joba, again Javey gets no run support. And I know they were going against Felix, but Jesus they had plenty of spots to drive in a few more runs.
Walt July 11, 2010 13:55
Pure genius. Thanks for Arnold Week.
Sloth July 11, 2010 16:54
He probably should be starting….right?
Andy_C_23 July 11, 2010 17:50
Boys have a penis, Joba has a vagina
tic July 11, 2010 21:11
…a youkilis…a pedroia
Javy Vazquez July 11, 2010 21:45
Joba is the pitcher of the month
Omar July 12, 2010 00:39
Every week should Arnold Week.
John C July 12, 2010 08:27
How do you go an entire Arnold week without a Terminator Reference?
I’ll be back? Get out? You’re terminated f—er? Hasta la vista, baby?
Some of the best movie lines of all time go unused. Disappointing.
Brett Pedroia July 12, 2010 10:36
Can I get at Joba?
Josh Beckett July 12, 2010 12:29
Boys have a penis, Joba has a large, bloody anus that I just exited