Brett’s salami
Saturday, July 3, 2010 at 8:31 pm by Gary Wallace

In an 11-run third inning, Gardner launched his first career grand salami.
Heading into Saturday's game, he was the team's 4th most valuable hitter (2.0 WAR) behind Cano, Swisher and A-Rod.
Who would have thought he'd be one of the best offensive players on the Yankees?
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Gardner = Kenny Lofton circa late 1990′s….count it.
Jason = Born under a bridge stupid
Beast
We’d still take Ellsbury from the Nation, who makes a point to do a tumble after every catch to make it look harder and get on our Webgem list.
He definately deserves to be an All Star
He probably falls just short of making the ASG. Carl Crawford, Josh Hamilton, and Alex Rios are all 3+ WAR, and then Ichiro, Zobrist, Choo, DeJesus and Maggs are in the 2.5-2.9 range. Gardner ranks 16th among AL outfielders at 2.0 WAR. He’s still having a phenomenal year; it just sucks that it’s not as phenomenal as some of the other AL outfielders.
The one I had was bigger.
this one from the Vizzini family photos-collection?
Brett really is putting together a nice season.
But I’d still get him out.
I think that Gardner kid can play.
Yeah, too bad you couldn’t.
I fear Brett Gardner.
Hopefully Teix and Arod took notes. Its a strange day when Teix is hitting the doubles and Gardy is hitting the homers.
I did.
I thought he would be great.
Predicted he’d be an all-star, right here at nomaas.
He needs to steal 5 bases tomorrow or hit for the cycle or have a walk-off. All Star. He’ll steal home off of Billy Wagner to win the ASG
I like men.
Brett Gardner is sooo fast, even when he makes outs, he is weapon running to first, Susyn. No other teams have a weapon like Gardner… who hits the ball deep to the outfield… he is running to first, the outfielder is back at the track, Gardner, she’s gone! I didn’t think that one would go, howdoyalikethat? That’s baseball… Jeter swings and misses, let me get back to my story instead of calling the game, anyway, Lawrence Welk used to say “My mother calls me Brett”. Anyway, the inning was over three minutes ago, so that ends the third inning. I’ll finish my story after the break, Susyn.
I don’t ever want to see Nommas post an article on Brett Gardner. You people sh*t on him, every chance you got. You never gave him a chance to make it.
thankfully, you don’t run the Yankees. Brian Cashman does.
Actually nomaas ran a story last season about how Brett Gardner was basically wiping his ass w/ the ords that this site’s staff had written about him. NoMaas acknowledge that they were wrong.
See, I can hit.
DOn’t blame Nomaas.Little white are always assumed to be bogus by media types in everything.
He’s the reanimated corpse of Scott Podsednick
All these grand salami’s make me bum tingle.
Maybe you are just getting smarter Kate!!!!!!
I’m coming for you all.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What movie is this photoshop from?
I’m still better. Nomaas can still suck my dick as I steal 60+ bags this year. Idiots write for Nomaas.
@Carl Crawford: I can deal with idiotic opinions, but I can’t deal with Vizzini’s terrible grammar. At least this is written in English.
Whoahhh… Suzyn, my little compaƱera: who would’ve thunk it?
If I had told you at the beginning of the year, that Brett Gardner would have hit a grand slam, and then the very next game hit an inside-the-parker, who would’ve believed me?
You know that means, Suzyn? You can take all those statistics – and just throw them out the window.
That’s why I’m not “a stat guy.”
Gary Wallace – our buddy over at NoMaas- thinks HE can predict baseball, but he can’t. He’s just a dick.