I guess this photoshop had to be done at some point. No time like the present, I always say.

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*coughs*

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The Canada/United States border is the largest unprotected border on the planet. Think about it.

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Lifetime ban for Phil Hughes.
Lifetime ban for all of Canada.
Lifetime ban for dormant ulcers.
Lifetime ban for Doris from Rego Park.

This, this, this, this, this, this, this, I’m gay, this, this.

“THIS”

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A game like this should remind all the A-Rod haters, this is why this team will never be better off without him. Hey Blue Jays if played as hard against the Sawx as you did us & Tampa, maybe you would actually be good.

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Who is Brett Cecil?

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I agree. Those bastards almost killed me.

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Love how Hughes joined the protest in the photoshop.

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AJ left his electric stuff in Canada

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love this photoshop…

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Alright so we’re gonna take two girls and put them on one side of the ballpark and two girls on the other. Rogers is a big ballpark so we can do it. I will extract the hot one and let the grenade explode all over Jose Bautista. Ba-da-bing ba-da-boom.

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I geev up home run to Aaron Heel. He wuz oh for twenty teel I peetch. But nomaas steell love me, yeh?

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Javy Vasquez is the 2010 version of Wang, a gutless loser.

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we are going to all be really happy to see granderson up in big spots in the late innings in october

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Granderson has been hitting well lately. He didnt get it done last night but it doesn’t cause for comments like the above. Not everyone is Jeter and the guy is going to be batting 7th or 8th if he;s playing. Sorry we dont have an allstar at every position.

Why dont you give the guy a shot. Let him have a big AB for the Yankees before you piss and moan. He had a pretty good post season when the tigers sent the Yankees home in 06. The yankees sure as hell couldnt get him out.

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I’m glad everyone isn’t Jeter. I like my players with a higher OBP than .338.

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Close-talker makes me uncomfortable…

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The Blue Jays? Are they in the AL central? Hope we don’t play them in the world series.

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Jeter is a career .385 obp, keep trying. Oh wait but you only judge players by 125 game sample sizes.

You must have a huge hard on for Jose Bautista. He’s played 125 games this year and has a .374 obp and has 40 hr’s. By your standards he should be considered one of the best players in recent history.

I’ll take Jeter you can have Jose Bautista

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The Jeter signal must have gone off. Here they come.

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125 games is a small sample? Haha. What is a sufficient sample to judge someone’s season by? Would 162 games be enough? I think your retainer is cutting off circulation to your brain. Or your RAB talking points memo is getting old.

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Yes 125 games is a small sample size when you’ve played 14 years in MLB. Jeter is having an off year for him, is anyone denying that? it doesnt make him a bad player now because of 125 games, thats the point.

Bautista is having a career year there is no denying that, does this make him a great player now? nope he needs to prove it over years not 125 games.

If anyone’s brain is losing circulation it’s obviously yours.

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NOMAAS needs to do a jersey shore themed photoshop.

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A SITUATION (as the rotation – CC implodes)

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What year did Close-Talker start watching the yankees?

’96
’98
’99
’00
’09

I’m guessing after they signed CC and Teix…..’09

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Only the Mets (david wright) or met fans want anything to do with the jersey shore.

Anything yankee related is to classy to attach that human garbage to

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We used to make good albums.

/this

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Hello TOOL.

I don’t know why you’re arguing with me. Jeter is having a bad year and I’m glad others aren’t performing as bad as he is.

What’s the big deal, fallopian tube?

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Dear Hook [sic] on Phonics,
No one is saying Jeter sucks for his career, but that he sucks this year. So 125 games is enough of a sample to tell us that.
No, YOUR brain is losing circulation. No give backs.

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Last night i broke my old record by inserting 10 male genitalia into my mouth and making them explode simultaneously. Clean up was a breeze (slurp) and the satisfaction was off the charts.

Thanks Brett Pedroia for teaching me everything you know

GO SOX!!!! Youk’s bulge is so sweet.

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eww gross, close talker did always come across as a tad fruity though so not a shock

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No one says Jeter sucks for his career, just this year. 125 games is plenty to know that

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This, This, This, thisisisisisisisisisisis

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hey guys, we have this great new feature:

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F the Sox!

F the MSM!

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“No one says Jeter sucks for his career, just this year. 125 games is plenty to know that”

christ bro did anyone say 125 wasnt enough. wtf are you talking about. Hopefully you’re 12 and not just old and stupid

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I can beat this team whenever i want! Just watch me.

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