Dustin Moseley: The backup generator
Monday, August 9, 2010 at 12:49 am by SJK
With AJ Burnett experiencing backouts, Dustin Moseley made the emergency start and held the Greatest Franchise in American Sports to 2 runs over 6 1/3 innings. He allowed 6 hits, while striking out 5 blue-collar heroes.
Meanwhile, Red Sox fans stood up in their living rooms and gave Josh Beckett a standing ovation for giving up 11 hits and 7 runs in 4 2/3 innings.
*Idea inspired by the users of our Live Game Chat.
Tags: game 110, highlights, moseley, small market red sox
In my heart, when you’re six games back, splitting a series with the team you’re (hardly) chasing is a success.
I’m fat
So AJ Burnett has a broken neck, or what?
Been there…done that
We only lose games because we have been ravaged by injuries. You only win games because you pay fah every free agent on the mahket. Moseley is prahlly roiding unlike Ortiz and Manny who had legit resons and were framed.
I hate Lance Berkman and I don’t even know why!
Trade Jorge & Aroid for Carlos Zambrano. Bring up Laird and Montero. Problem solved.
“Josh Beckett looks like he’s on tonight b/c the velocity is there.”
Did you all like the KO punch I delivered ol’ Josh in the 5th? Now that’s playing the game the right way.
Do you guys actually think AJ had “back stiffness” or did Girardi just skip him in fear of getting pummeled by the Red Sox?
I think Girardi skipped him on purpose.
Ticket prices jumped 40% after AJ was scratched.
See, all I needed was to face a terrible pitcher. ;)
“The Yankees are a great organization just not as great as my Big Red Machine teams of the 70′s.”
“I’ve got 5 gold gloves. That’s 5 more than Robinson Cano.I think he’ll get 1 someday.”
“I was the repeat MVP for the repeat World Series champion Cincinnati Reds. We beat both of these teams(Red Sox/Yankees)in ’75-’76.”
fahq you guys. Dustin Padroyah woulda been a difference maka for us. Johnny Lesta goin tonight. Time to go buy a sixah.
i think we’re losin because we have too many colorad’s on the team. sick fuckin series bro. you guys are fahqin lucky.
This guy sucks! His name isn’t Pettitte or Mo, so I hate him!
Our roster has nothin but high priced players and pitchers…..Why does Joe Buck always have to be center of attention. Probably lookin to pick up A-Rod’s sloppy seconds.
If we some how manage to win today, against the greatest pitcher of his generation (direct quote from Peter Gammons) that means we will have been a dropped pop up from sweeping these assholes. BTW how good is Tampa, when they were nearly no hit for the third time this season?
RAB guy must be Joe Torre.
Adrian BelTRAY is better than your favorite player. Deal with it.
I am a Yankee Killer. I have a career 6.23 ERA in 125 innings, including 148 hits, 49 BB, and 20 HR. Now that’s what I’m talking about!
awesome photoshop. long live the backup generator!
Sawx will be in first by Lahbor day. Book it. We got Pedey comin back soon and ouhr pitching stahff is da best in da majors, except when they face a team that can hit, Fuhck ya selves Skankee fans. Wicked Pissah. In Theo we trust.
The Sawk ar on a chargggg. They’ll be playing on Oktober depite the injories.
ol’ A.J. seemed healthy to me….
i’m not fat….i’m big boned….
OMG!!!!!!! Jeter is killing us, Panic time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When is he going to LF or DH? He’s killing this team
Why is he still batting 1st? Killing us PANIC pANIC!!!!!!!!!
The decline has begun and it’s spiraling out of control. Le thim walk at season’s end, he’s killing this team.
This stat proves it:
AB/Shoe size + hits + K’s/Gas niliage of car = Players Decline %
I have learned that the core 4 will be leaving after the season and will join forces in Miami with the Florida Marlins to form a super team of super friends.
I’ve learned that MO, Petitte, and Posada will make there announcement on going to Miami the day after the w.s. ends. Derek Jeter i’ve learned will make his announcement the next day in an hour long ESPN special called “the decision”.
Thanks for another fake stat joke involving hat/shoe size and gas mileage. It wasn’t funny the first time either.
Dustin Mosley looks like he could be a permannet 5th starter, for this team
“Dustin Moseley wouldn’t be good enough for 5th starter on my world champion Big Red Machine teams of the 70′s. Then again none of the current Yankee starters could pitch for or w/ us.”
The sad part is dumb ass Joe Morgan believes it.
Of course I believe it, I’m a Hall of Famer.
Who’s joking Rich?
This is as serious as it gets and the panic button has been hit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a players decline% is no joking matter, now zone rating is a joke but decline %? cmon rich you should know better.
When a player is having career lows in stats such as:
1) Steps from dugout to homeplate%
2) Crotch grab %
3) time parents are shown on TV%
4) practice ground balls before inning starts%
etc…etc…etc…
It’s PANIC TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’d hate to be Cashmen this offseason, having no choice but to bring back Jeter on an inflated salary for years to come, basically just digging this team deeper and deeper into the hole they are already in. Let Jeter walk, we can get = offensive numbers and better fielding at a fraction of what Jeter costs.
a co-worker just told me phil hughes needed 117 pitches to get out of the first inning. is this true?
hahaha, fucking idiot yanks, girardi knew on sat. that AJ was being scratched, i could’ve subbed in Morrow for near, no-no, haha, cost me a W, opponent’s luck insane.
anon you are on nomaas.com posting but don’t know how to look up a yankee box score?
The internet is pretty cool, give it a try
I’d say ‘Fake Yankee fan’ is pushing 3 bills for his weight.
“I made 3 bills for stealing 60 in my MVP season of 1975 w/ the world champion Cincinatti Reds.”
I can’t believe the Yankees don’t plan around your fantasy team. Tell us more about how Steve Karsay ruined your 2002 fantasy team, that was engrossing.
sorry close talker, 196 last time i check and that was a week ago.
Sure. There is no question that you’re a blubbery whale.
Why is this exactly? If i’m a “blueberry whale” as you so eloquently put it then what does that makes you?
By my calculations i’d say nothing short of a watermelon manatee or sea cow as the common folk call them. Have you been called a sea cow recently?
By the way just out of curiosity. When is the last time you have actual panic or “worry” about the upcoming Jeter situation? Have you check his zone rating splits? i’m panicking.
Has anyone seen my sistah? She is wearing my Celtics T-Shirt and the black eye I gave her. She said she was walking to the stahr to get some cigs and she is pregnaht with my baby. Is it safe to smoke into the 4th trimestah? My neighbah sistah did and her baby turned out black…ohhh pissah Mahk Teixeira hit a homah
Today TJSC got a commenter that HE called an idiot to apologize to HIM … now that’s power, friends.
I don’t know if Fake Yankee Fan is insulting this site or insulting people who insult this site.
“I don’t know if Fake Yankee Fan is insulting this site or insulting people who insult this site.”
@Rich Mahagony:
You’re on a need-to-know basis…
“If i’m a “blueberry whale” as you so eloquently put it then what does that makes you?”
Blueberry whale: high comedy. Props.
You know Joe Morgan, you sure think highly of your big Red Machine, however I think with me catching Bob Gibson we could easily take the big red machine down. Honestly Bob Gibson was a tough guy on the mound, so basically no amount of talent could stop him. He was also a hell of a guy.