Goodness gracious!
Thursday, August 19, 2010 at 9:11 pm by SJK
OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN! RAWJUH CLEMENS IS CHAWJED WITH PAWJURY!
From the Star Ledger:
A federal grand jury today indicted seven-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens for allegedly lying to Congress about using steroids and growth hormone.
Clemens faces charges of obstruction of Congress, making false statements and perjury.
The six-count grand jury indictment said that Clemens obstructed a congressional inquiry with 15 statements that he made under oath, including denials that he had ever used steroids or human growth hormone. The indictment alleged that he lied and committed perjury regarding the same matters.
Mark Feinsand of the Daily News has a lengthy blog post about the reaction of Clemens' former Astros teammate, Lance Berkman.
It’s funny that Congress is trying to punish someone else for lying.
It’s also funny/sad that someone had to lie about taking something that makes them do their job better.
Just wondering why do they always show Roger in a Yankees uniform. I guess he never played for Boston or Houston
And Toronto is in Canada so it doesn’t really exist, right?
Well, his name is “Who Cares,” so I’m assuming that’s a given.
“Toronto is in Canada”
This
I know everything, everyone is beneath me.
Probably has to do with the fact the last team he played for… was the Yankees
@ Average RAB guy: even me?
When this story broke I immediately watched the Youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdtn0Z4o8cM&feature=player_embedded
It gets me every time.
@ Tyler Durden: Just like everyone remember Babe Ruth as a Boston Brave, Hank Aaron as a Milwaukee Brewer, and Willie Mays as a NY Met! Ah, the memories. Remember Joe Morgan’s final season in 1984 when he played in Oakland? Truly magical. Isn’t he wearing an A’s hat in Cooperstown?
@Kei Igawa: It’s funny that you never took anything to make you better at your job.
To the History Professor: Lifetime ban from RAB.
To Roger Clemens: Lifetime ban from HOF.
To Tyler Durden: Lifetime ban from Fight Club.
To Chuck Knoblog: Lifetime ban from YouTube.
To the King of the Centaurs: Lifetime ban from leading any centaurs anywhere.
To Suzyn Waldman: Lifetime ban from 880 am radio.
To This Guy: Lifetime ban from “this”.
“I think the Sensitive RAB Guy needs to calm down. Behavior like this would have resulted in a lifetime ban from my repeat champion Big Red Machine teams of the 70′s.”
I am going to keep Joe’s adult braces on for a lifetime.
In response to ‘History Professor’:
(gibberish)
@ Fake Sensitive RAB Guy: I’m being JoeThundered?
How da ya like that? A 7 time Cy Young Award Winner is being indicted for perjury! I tell ya, ya just can’t predict governmental judiciary!
Can we put Congress on trial for lying about the economic recovery?
Just when we thought Roger Clemens was out of our lives, he flares back up like the herp… jesus make it stop itching
While I have become numb about the steriod/PED issue, I am becoming more outraged byt he stupid ass media’s need to pile on & act like the rest of us dumb fans don’t get it. What this is about is hero worship. The need for these little men to remind us that the heroes of their youth were pure honest men, who would never seek an unfair competitive advantage. That the baseball they watched was pure & beautiful and that today’s game is perverse & numbers driven. Which is why they fawn over David Eckstein and despise anyone who is over 6 feet tall. To Lupica, Kurkjian, Gammons and all the rest, shut the hell up and die. Real soon.
To Sensitive RAB Guy: It sure looks that way to me. Now excuse me, I have to go and take your mother out for her daily hosing.
Hey, quit copying my username, you piece of shit. That gets you banned from the more legit websites.
“To This Guy: Lifetime ban from “this”.”
This.
Clemens: You want answers?
Congressman: I think I’m entitled to them.
Clemens: You want answers?
Congressman: I want the truth!
Clemens: You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has baseballs. And those balls have to be hit by men with bats. Who’s gonna do it? You? You,Congressman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for steroids and you curse HGH. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that HGH, while illegal, probably sells tickets. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, sells tickets…You don’t want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that mound. You need me on that mound. We use words like fastall, slider, splitfinger…we use these words as the backbone to a life spent playing a sport. You use ‘em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and falls asleep to the Sportscenter clips I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I’d rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a bat and dig in. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!
Congressman: Did you order the HGH?
Clemens: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Congressman: Did you order the HGH?
Clemens: You’re gddamn right I did!!
AWESOME!!!!
Is that some sort of movie film reference?
@Joe Thunder: you realize you’re insulting the mother (who doesn’t exist), of a made-up persona (who doesn’t exist), poking fun at a compilation of douchebag posters (who, again, don’t really exist), at another blog entirely?
Just checking…
Roger, looks like we’ve got a Situation on our hands.
Isn’t the name ‘Sensitive RAB guy’ awfully redundant?
My breasts are enormous.
@Kei:
plecisery
@Sensitive RAB guy”
Especially you. Speak out of turn again and it’s a lifetime ban.
To Sensitive RAB Guy:you realize you’re insulting the mother (who doesn’t exist), of a made-up persona (who doesn’t exist), poking fun at a compilation of douchebag posters (who, again, don’t really exist), at another blog entirely?
Irony is a bitch, isn’t it?
worst comments ever
To Anderson Cooper’s boyfriend: Lifetime ban at RAB but a lifetime acceptance in my heart.
@Fake Sensitive RAB guy: to quote Real Average RAB guy:
“Hey, quit copying my username, you piece of shit. That gets you banned from the more legit websites.”
To quote John Strong, porn star: “Suck my balls, baby.”
“Hey, quit copying my username, you piece of shit. That gets you banned from the more legit websites.”
This x100