Meet the Mets
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 9:08 pm by Stringfellow Hawke
Photo Source: Daniel Barry for The New York Times
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He’s sort of like the Anti-Mariano
Meet the Mets, meet the Mets,
Step right up and beat the Mets.
Beat your kiddies, beat your wife,
Guaranteed to have the time of your life.
The cop on the left is HUGE. Maybe the Jets should sign him if Revis walks.
K.O.- Rod
K-uffed!!!
Baseball’s not like the other sports. In baseball you beat your father in law’s head against the wall everyday. It’s not like the other sports.
I hear she was wearing a Brian Bruney jersey
Frankie says relax, don’t do it.
Cop on left = John Rocker?
It’s hard to point to heaven and thank G-d w/the cuffs on…
waaahhh! nomaas should have made this into a photoshop!! waahhh!
When do Met fans do what the Lions did, when they had a staged walk out in 2007? Honestly between Johan the rapist,(imagine Lupica’s reaction if he wore pinstripes), this asshole beating on a family member IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS AND THEIR MOTHER, and all the other bullshit when do the fans walk away. September in that shithole could be pretty ugly or funny depending on who you root for.
The Johan situation is ironic b/c even if he is not guilty of rape, he is 100% admitting to cheating on his wife.
Remember when A-Rod got caught cheating on his wife in Toronto. It was a gigantic story.
This is not.
First Mariano’s pool kills some relatives, now K-Rod goes off on his chick’s dad.
Curse of the NY Closers!
TMZ is reporting this morning that authories are looking into why criminal charges were never filed against Johan.
Because Johan didn’t rape that bitch, I did.
another no jeter post nomaas!!! c’MON! You know the Captain rules!! 4yr/95mil that’s the contract he should get!! Derek Jeter clap-clap clap-clap-clap! EAT shit noMaas!@!!
Sorry but why is Johan not stepping out on his wife a bigger deal. This shit doesn’t smell right. If this was A-rod ESPN would have a town meeting and three hour outside the lines special.
This is exciting! But not as exciting as me, the most exciting player in all of baseball!
“K-Rod could not play w/ my Big Red machine team of the 70′s.”
Omar Minaya wouldn’t know a good team if it slapped him in the face. This time around maybe he’ll learn his lesson and stop recruiting all of baseball’s hispanics.
” Fake Yankee fan says:
August 13, 2010 at 12:54 pm
another no jeter post nomaas!!! c’MON! You know the Captain rules!! 4yr/95mil that’s the contract he should get!! Derek Jeter clap-clap clap-clap-clap! EAT shit noMaas!@!!”
Get a life and learn how to read. lemme guess, close talker?
You act like i make these ra-ra jeter post when all i’m simply doing is trying to make the point that he’s 100% going to be a yankke and the amount they pay him means nothing. If you knew how to read and comprehend what you read you’d know this. Maybe this year in 6th grade you’ll learn more.
Funny how my posts affect you so much you need to make fake ones pretending to be me in a section i never even commented in. You’re my #1 fan i guess. I’ll send you a signed picture to wack off to.
“Down goes K-Rod. Down goes K-Rod.”
Playing with the Mets is basically career suicide.
Ex. Santana, K-Rod, Bay …
Does this make me productive and durable?
…or (allegedly) abusing a woman on a golf course, and beating up a 53 yo man in front of kids is career suicide…close.