Theo Epstein: “Would you do me?”
Thursday, August 5, 2010 at 9:14 pm by SJK
"I'd do me."
Is Theo Epstein the most narcissistic GM in baseball?
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Thursday, August 5, 2010 at 9:14 pm by SJK
"I'd do me."
Is Theo Epstein the most narcissistic GM in baseball?
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It puts the lotion on its anus… it does this whenever its told…
and by anus… I mean Pabelbon
Does the pope shit in the woods?
“But they would be in first in any other division!1!11!1!!”
Wow. This just made me spew my beer. Awesome.
Nah, bitch, buy my headphones while I go fuck Theo in the ass
What… ‘Pitching and Run Prevention’ being preached after tnhey could not land a bay was a bad thing???
Would prefer a pic of the boy band bitch in his Gorilla getup to escape the media from Halloween in 2005. Theo is a BITCH. And i live in a suburb of Beantown. MORE MEDIOCRE PITCHING!!! MORE DEFENSE!! MORE MEDIOCRITY!!!
Theo Epstein is he best GM in baseball. He’s able to work w/ a minuscule 170 million dollar payroll and turn them into champions.
Howdoyalike that! The Boston Red Sox have a triple A team at best on the field right now. No matter how many times I’ve said it you just can’t predict baseball.
62W 47L .569
Playing in the toughest division in MLB, with half their roster on the DL at various times.
I’m not sure why everyone is shitting on them, they have played well but have run into some back luck/ risky decision-making with regards to health.
If they were at full-strength, they would be neck-and-neck with NY and TB.
Some of the comments here make it sound like they are as bad as the Orioles or underachievers like the Mets.
Uh I think the reason that we are all shitting on them is not the injury factor, its the fact that they won’t shut the fuck up about it. The rotation save Beckett has been intact for most of the season, and it’s not like Beckett was pitching like CY young before his belly proved too much to overcome. Their bullpen including the best closer evah has been a sieve at times, and the farm system according to Peter Gammons teeming with prospects has produced little. Do you hear the Phillies or Twins constantly talking about injuries? No besides whent they were healthy Tampa and the Yanks were shitting on them.
Theo Epstein created a proprietary system for evaluating defensive value. That pleases me sexually. You can hear me speak on this topic for $15.
“they won’t shut the fuck up about it”
Ok, if that is indeed the case, then shit away. I haven’t read, seen, or heard much about the red sox except that they are essentially done.
If it wasnt for me Theo would easily be the most overrated GM ever, but hey, i take the cake. I accomplished noting.
Yum!
You people act like i’m hitting .230 and making error after error. Get off my nards you stat geeks.Maybe i should walk and you can have Ramiro Pena. Then all you bitches can suck it and cry a river.
Family Guy sucks!
What the hell does this post have to do with Derek Jeter? Get a life, dude.
“Family Guy sucks!”
This.
hahaha, theo is such a clown everyone knew cameron would stink u cant have guy who kk all the time on brewers and was only good b/c of roids come to AL and attempt to hit AL pitching we all knew he would be brutal. also thanks jacoby ellsbury its always good when a guy has more weeks on DL than fantasy points, haha
@Dave Cameron: Daddy likes.
Everyone! Tomorrow is the big day. For $15, plus a small convenience fee, you can hear my lecture about the cost of marginal wins. I also plan on giving MGL a public rimjob. Food and drink will be served.
I agree with Mr. Parker
“What the hell does this post have to do with Derek Jeter? Get a life, dude.”
says the person not talking about the topic complaining about another person that’s off topic
Maybe you’re the one in need of a life (comma?) “dude”
@Hypocrite pointer outer
What about you?
DO you think it’s his fault, or the douchey owners?
Not to say that Theo is a Douce as well….but….
Also, I don’t get this post. Has he said anything narcissistic recently or is this just a general post about him?
6 games out with all the injuries. Certainly Theo’s done a horrible job. Beltre was a terrible signing. So was Scutaro. And the starting staff is among the worst in baseball. I’d like to see the Yankees play 70 games with Juan Miranda and Ramiro Pena. As for the farm, Yankee wunderkids Hughes and Joba are being viciously teabagged by Clay and Lester pretty routinely at this point. At least Cash made great deals for Vazquez and Granderson though in the offseason. Hey, who needs a guy like Austin Jackson anyway? But he did redeem himself with some key game-changing deals for studs Wood, Berkman, and Austin Kearns at the deadline. The guy’s such a stiff. You could call him overrated but no one ever marvels at his “skills” anyway.
Go eat some cum ye fags. It’s great how this dump of a site lets lines like this fly… what a cesspool.
NoMaas Knows Baseball says:
“Enjoy watching the Yankees and Rays play in October while you and the Pink Hat, fans since 04 Brigade go Faaahkk yahhselves”
Here we are, Posada, Pettitte, Granderson, Johnson, Marte, Aceves, all had trips to the DL, plus Arod likely playing hurt, yet no need to fantasize.
No man, you go eat that 6-games-out cum. Lock the bathroom door, fire up that fantasy of where you’d be without this, that & the other thing, and eat your load. Fucken mudchute.
The NoMaas creed: When in doubt, go with bizarre homoeroticism in the place of actually making a point.
The only that’s surprising is there wasn’t a tag line thanking six other anonymous fudge-packers for helping coming up with brillance.
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yah dude i goes to the fens. drink a beah and pahk my caaaah for like 60 bucks dude. hey dude i got a teacat for the gahme and it’s in the bleachas. my wife, who’s also my sistah, is wearin a pink hat. she really likes the gahme bro.
SICK DUDE we got john lackey. at least he’s white bro. you know how we don’t like the coloreds in boston dude.
drink a beah and beat my wife who is my sister bro.
Hey Mav (Pete Mitchell), you spelled Lieutenant wrong, you’re dangerous **teeth chomp**
Fuckin love Average Red Sox fan. At least he’s white bro.
Am I gay if I say “yes”?
I;m a teacher. I get the summers off so I work at the fens. I have a volvo. I like craft beers. I like hoodies.
I’m irish.
That’s right Ice, I AM dangerous. **looks knowingly into eyes**
You can be my wing man anytime
as for the farm, Yankee wunderkids Hughes and Joba are being viciously teabagged by Clay and Lester pretty routinely at this point.
Cano shits on lil Dusty
Gardner drops deuce on Jacoby Dinkleberry
Hughs over Bucholtz
Knock off 20 years, and I would.
blumpkins, nothing but blumpkins
This one time I gave Bob Gibson a blumpkin.