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We’re willing to do whatever necessary to keep Posada healthy

Tuesday, August 31, 2010 at 11:05 pm by SJK

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After going 2-3 with a triple (should have been a double) and a walk on Tuesday night, it's painfully obvious how much better the lineup is with Jorge Posada. At the tender age of 39, Po is still getting it done at the plate: .262/.369/.479. It's really amazing.

We need to do whatever necessary to keep Posada healthy for the playoffs, as seeing Cervelli in the postseason would be vomit-inducing. No techniques should be ruled out.



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25 Responses to “We’re willing to do whatever necessary to keep Posada healthy”

  1. Brandon says:

    We want Jesus! Put him on the 40 man, Cash!

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  2. Ban Bud says:

    Great shop, you’re a whiz at this.

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  3. Copernicus says:

    ^WIN

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  4. Cucch says:

    THIS

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  5. Sensitive RAB Guy says:

    Ban for the statue. Urination is not acceptable. I like men.

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  6. TSJC says:

    “seeing Cervelli in the postseason would be vomit-inducing”

    Daddy likes.

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  7. Ban Bud says:

    When I was in grad school we had a softball league and the Urology department of the medical school had a team of physicians and residents called “The Stream Team”. They had t-shirts with the name on the front and “Go With the Flow” printed on the back.

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  8. Jim Leyritz's Cellmate says:

    Congrats on your 10th career triple (I think), old man.

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  9. This thread reminds me of a quote I once said.

    “To be the man, you have to beat off the man”

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  10. nobody cares says:

    Ban Bud, please tell us more about your awesome and hilarious grad school softball league.

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  11. Steve says:

    Chad Moeller to the rescue!!

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  12. Your Mom Cared says:

    Haw haw, burn.

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  13. Joe Girardi says:

    My tripple in the ’96 playoffs was better.

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  14. Joseph Pawlikowski says:

    I would lick Posada’s taint to make sure he’s healthy. I’ve done it before. Ask Girardi.

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  15. Po's Bionic Ears says:

    Hillarious p-shop job!

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  16. fischlin says:

    Am I the only one who doesn’t get the joke?

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  17. @ fischlin says:

    yes

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  18. Fusilli Jerry says:

    Yes, fischlin. You are the only one.

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  19. I would too, Joe. In fact, licking Posada’s taint reminds me of another quote I once said.

    “Give me cock or give me death.”

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  20. And by “cheese tortellini with basil-pesto sauce” I mean dick.

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  21. PogoPete says:

    I hope you guys realize that Cervelli will be starting games in the postseason because of the personal catcher crap. I doubt Girardi will suddenly get rid of the personal catcher concept between now and then. So if Burnett/Vazquez/Nova start any games in the playoffs, Cervelli will be in the lineup with 2 of Berkman/Posada/Thames on the bench. I eagerly await the Girardi-bashing when this happens, because he deserves it. To limit the chances of this happening we need Sabathia/Pettitte/Hughes to all be in the rotation in October. I’m kind of worried that the Hughes innings limit will put him in the bullpen though, which will only increase the likelihood that Cervelli starts games in October. And who knows what shape Pettitte will be in at that point? The Yankees should have known that this overusage of Cervelli in October would happen when they started that personal catcher crap earlier this year.

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  22. Joseph Pawlikowski says:

    Ben, what I wouldn’t give to dip my balls in your sauce and call you Cervelli.

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  23. Joe, do you want to shave each other’s pubes tonight?

    That actually reminds me of a saying I used to say.

    “The only good man, is a naked man.”

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  24. Josh Beckett says:

    Jorge gives good head

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  25. Gary Wallace says:

    “I doubt Girardi will suddenly get rid of the personal catcher concept between now and then.”

    He got rid of it last year in the playoffs. Posada caught AJ.

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