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Will Damon return to play for baseball’s most intelligent fans?

Monday, August 23, 2010 at 10:23 pm by Reginald Cornelius III

Quick Analytical Blurbs

Johnny Damon was claimed off waivers by America's Team, and he is unsure if he wants to head back to Boston.

"At this moment, I'm not sure I want to leave Detroit for that.

Will Damon approve the move and once again play in front of the most knowledgeable fanbase in sports?


Johnny, you merchant!

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20 Responses to “Will Damon return to play for baseball’s most intelligent fans?”

  1. Brandon says:

    Awesome.

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  2. ZXZ says:

    Please don’t do it Johnny, I still love you.

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  3. This Post Rules says:

    now this is the nomaas we know and love. top notch.

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  4. Kyle says:

    He undoubtedly will. Despite all the bullshit he’s said about Detroit, he needs the attention and thats why he’ll go. I doubt that he’s really even considering this. He’s going.

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  5. Zero says:

    What was it, looks like Jesus, acts like Judas, throws like Mary?
    Fuck Boston.

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  6. Cucch says:

    @zero

    THIS THIS BAH GAWD THIS!!!

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  7. Jim Leyritz's Cellmate says:

    Might as well. Those fuckers are 11-4 against Toronto this year.

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  8. JaxYanks says:

    Come on Cash, if he’s available, get him back.Put him in our line-up in our Stadium and he will be the Johnny we know.

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  9. History Professor says:

    “I always wanted to play for Kansas City.”

    “I always wanted to play for Oakland.”

    “I always wanted to play for Boston”

    “I always wanted to play for New York.”

    “I always wanted to play for Detroit.”

    “I always wanted to play for Boston.”

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  10. Fusilli Jerry says:

    JaxYanks, you obviously don’t understand waiver rules.

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  11. Summer of George says:

    http://detroitnews.com/article/20100824/OPINION03/8240366/1129/SPORTS0104/Johnny-Damon-torn-about-whether-to-face-Red-Sox-fans-again

    He thought it would be the Yankees or Rays. He hoped it would be the Yankees or Rays — if it had to be anyone. And had it been either of those teams, he was ready to go.

    he fact it was Red Sox is something entirely different, however. As he said, it got ugly up there in Back Bay after the 2005 season, his last with the Sox.

    Was he scarred by how the fans turned on him when he signed with the Yankees? “Absolutely,” he said.

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  12. Fuck Boston says:

    I hope he turns them down. Please show these fuckers that their irrational stupidity does have results. For crying out loud he killed himself for those retards for four years and the fans & front office treated him like shit. Even ’04 at the height of the feud he was the one Red Sox player I could stomach.

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  13. Tiger Tiger Woods, y'all says:

    It’s Boston’s M.O. to trash all of their star players when they leave the organization.

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  14. Praveen says:

    Accroding to Jon Heyman’s twitter. Damon said he’s staying

    http://tinyurl.com/265zhd9
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    Also Random but why don’t I get redirected to the other red sox post when I click the ” diseased fanbase ” tag ?

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  15. Nick Johnson says:

    Hey guys I’m not going to make it back this year. I’m down in the virgin islands living off the money you schmucks paid to watch me not play this year.

    FUCK YOU GUYS!

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  16. Alvaro Fernandez-Ravelo says:

    GM Wonder Boy wasn’t willing to extend Damon’s contract to 2009 but wants him back in 2010? Very smart guy indeed!

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  17. Fuck Boston says:

    Great Article on SI.Com about how Damon basically chose his Yankee legacy over his time with the Red Sox by not going back. Hey Cash this is the type of guy you need. I hope Nick Johnson’s arm falls off.

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  18. That guy says:

    Also Random but why don’t I get redirected to the other red sox post when I click the ” diseased fanbase ” tag ?

    this

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  19. Sox fan on the WC says:

    My theory…..He is gay. He is an awesome ball player. Arguably the better leadoff hitter of his time. Why does he always leave teams?

    Just like Jeff Garcia. Could be a starting QB on most teams….why doesnt he have a job?

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