Alex tired of Boras’ true lies
Friday, September 3, 2010 at 7:36 am by Stringfellow Hawke
Alex Rodriguez is tired of the way Scott Boras does business, and has fired his longtime agent. Sources are reporting that Alex attached Boras to a missile and launched him into a helicopter.
"You're fired."
Johnny Damon should follow suit …
Very insightful piece here. Can’t wait for the next Jeter bash fest. Nothing else to talk about, right?
I’m offended by this. I’m offended by everything, especially when my posts have severe grammar, spelling, factual, typo errors and people point them out. I want people to personally email me, so I don’t look stupid in public. I’m too cheap to pay an editor or to even take 90 seconds to look something over before hitting ‘post’. waaaaaa. waaaaaaa. I’ll ban you for correcting me!
Small Sample Size has obviously never seen this great Arnold flick. He’s been too busy beating off to Derek Jeter posters. Get a life, you socially retarded queer.
Small Sample Size is right! 5/6 of the regular season is FAR too small of a sample size to judge a player’s performance! Jeter is having a great year!
Isn’t this RAB thing getting a bit tired? Every fuckin post the same beat jokes over and over. You keep going back to the well but that sh*t has been dry for weeks. No wonder yall were banned, you keep making the same dumb comments repeatedly.
” Nick Johnson says:
September 3, 2010 at 8:47 am
Small Sample Size is right! 5/6 of the regular season is FAR too small of a sample size to judge a player’s performance! Jeter is having a great year!”
no one is trying to claim he’s not having a bad year.
Alex is signed until hes about 56 years old so he doesnt really need Boras anymore.
but…all older players should take note of how Boras has handled older players like Damon and Vagitek. He cant read the market for anybody but a kid.
Why would A-rod need an agent when he plays like Roger Dorn and is signed until retirement. Not that I like Boras but in this case he’s a waste of money to A-rod.
@Tired: It never gets old when done with wit and honesty. The typcial homosexual jokes about those guys are just immature and dumb, but don’t lump all anti-RAB posts in together.
I’m just tired of fantastizing about licking the under carriage sweat off of A-Rod. Maybe it’ll help the calf. Why wouldn’t this help? Can’t hurt.
Dear Nomaas:
Not your best work.
Signed, the rest of us
I’m going to get Prince Fielder a Tex contract.
/this
I’m sure I can cook up a little post and use fangraphs comparing Boras to Guy Oseary. Get ready to read gold my friends.
Maybe you-know-who at RAB can write another post about a dip in ticket sales and pretend that weather has nothing to do with it (when the remnants of a hurricane are on the way). Everytime there’s terrible weather in NYC he writes an article trying to figure out why ticket sales are 1.462% lower for a few days. Not the brightest guy.
The guys at RAB give good head
I have to agree with many here who believe the RAB jokes are tiresome. They were funny for a while, but just enough is enough. I could see poking fun at Ben every now and then, but I don’t get why Joe is a target.