Yes! And then trade for Pujols! Sign Jayson Werth and Carl Crawford to billion dollar contracts!! Trade for King Felix and give him a 25 year extension!!!!
I believe that, since they have already been signed and are guaranteed, there is not as much utility in crying over something there is nothing we can do about. Take a poll and see how many like Burnett or A-Rod’s contract. Probably about 5%. Since this is something that is actively going on, it makes sense to talk about. I mean, we could complain about paying Roger Clemens a pro-rated $28 mil for a shitty half season, but what’s the point? At least with Jeter we can talk about something relevant.
I have more leverage than you think…see what happens when I take my $200 million and retire with Minka Kelly to my palatial Tampa estate. Then who are you gonna have play shortstop? Ramiro Pena? JJ Hardy? Do those guys have 5 rings?
are you kidding? Have no interest in Pettitte or Rivera ever pitching in a different uniform. Nor will they. If need be, would be willing to give Rivera a 3 year contract. Done
yes. I hope Jeter turns down the NYY offer. The $45 million pocketed, will be one less albatross on the books. And money which will be better spent elsewhere on the roster
Andy and Mo wouldn’t go to another team; they would retire too. Which means you better be pretty damn sure of a rookie shortstop, a back of the rotation consisting of Hughes (coming off a spotty 2nd half and postseason) and Burnett, and Joba/Robertson/Kerry Wood closing out games.
This could be the real Derek Jeter. Not only does he think he’s worth 25 million bucks, but he also thinks he carries enough sway that if he leaves two other Yankee icons will forgo tens of millions of dollars just because Jeter was slighted. HA. Funniest shit I ever heard.
According to this, Jeter may be holding out for A-Rod money. Which sounds like a crock of shit, but if for some reason it turns out to be true, don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out Derek.
Also, fuck all the retards who try to justify giving Jeter a stupidly huge deal and list the Burnett/Rodriguez/Igawa/etc. contracts as reasons why. Mistakes in the past do not justify making more in the present, faggots.
just because I’m fat doesn’t mean I have to stop eating. You young squirts take that metric stuff too serious if you think Jeter’s market value is $15M per to the Yankees. That’s right signing Igawa, Burnett, Vazquez, Rodriguez, Teixeira, Posada, and Sabathia all for more money than anybody else would ever give them and for more money then their worth is no reason to do the same thing with the face of the franchise. After all you have paid over $200M to him already and he not only has paid for himself in spades he’s only been in the middle of 5 Championships. Look around the league SS’s with 5 rings are a dime a dozen. All the young players coming into the league that wear #2 do it because they all grew up wanting to be Frank Crosetti
Derek sucks! I mean, plenty of SS’s in the last 10 years have put up WAY better numbers. He’s been crap, and for the most part has been a product of the other guys, ESPECIALLY in the field. Hardly consistent, never hit in the clutch and will be easily forgotten 7 minutes after he retires. Oh wait, no. No, I’m just a complete douche. Never mind. Just punch me in the face when you see me.
oh man, I guess what derek jeter did ten seasons ago in 2001 projects what he does in 2011 or 2015 when he wants to be paid until. I guess we don’t look at his last 3 year trend or what every other player does in their late 30′s who isn’t on roger clemens juice. we can cross our fingers and pretend he’s 26 again. I guess we should just fork it over from aroid money pile. I’m down 300 million in roulette, why not put another 125 on lucky ’2′
I’m such a douchebag, I didnt even realize I never mentioned anything about his pay! Thanks for discussing a point I didnt even speak about! I’m so moronic at times. I have a tendancy to bring up points no one else was talking about. Just kick me in the Jeter when you see me.
Oh, and thanks for pointing out that only Jeter’s 2001 numbers have any merit. 2002-2009 were all crap, I’m sure. Must be the amount of hallucinigens that I take daily. That, or I can stop jerking myself off long enough to type something that makes sense. Who really cares.
43 Comments
don November 25, 2010 00:11
my wonderful kelly has never been desecrated in such a way :(
ben s November 25, 2010 00:13
Last year’s Thanksgiving post was better: http://nomaas.org/2009/11/let-us-give-thanks/
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate November 25, 2010 09:20
Black Thanksgiving is still one of my favorites.
Jim Leyritz November 25, 2010 09:49
Jim Leyritz’s Cellmate was still my favorite… until I was acquitted.
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate November 25, 2010 17:58
I know! I even threw a party in celebration. The King never showed up though.
felatio n johnson November 25, 2010 00:13
Y can’t we offer 45 million a year to Nick Johnson 45 milion A Year, masturbation walks !!!
Derek November 25, 2010 00:39
But A-ROD has a bigger penis, it is not fair
bulldogcakes November 25, 2010 06:56
Hot.
Sensitive RAB guy November 25, 2010 07:47
Last year’s post was racist
A mean person November 25, 2010 08:01
But this year’s post gets you hard.
Sensitive RAB guy November 25, 2010 10:41
this
too
ErectEddieEdwards November 25, 2010 08:04
Erection indeed.
Snowball November 25, 2010 08:31
Jeter puts out…pay the man and shut up Levine, Hal, Hank and Ca$man….and then sign Lee
Typical Yankees fan November 25, 2010 08:55
Yes! And then trade for Pujols! Sign Jayson Werth and Carl Crawford to billion dollar contracts!! Trade for King Felix and give him a 25 year extension!!!!
Kim Last November 29, 2010 15:18
What would be wrong with trading for Felix and Pujols? The best pitcher and hitter??
BNBG November 25, 2010 09:10
Ain’t he sexy
Russ November 25, 2010 09:19
HAHAHA excellent photoshop.. Jeter just wishes he had hair like that.
Sensitive RAB guy November 25, 2010 10:44
Where’s all the outrage over all the other horrendous contracts?
Wise Guy November 25, 2010 11:35
I believe that, since they have already been signed and are guaranteed, there is not as much utility in crying over something there is nothing we can do about. Take a poll and see how many like Burnett or A-Rod’s contract. Probably about 5%. Since this is something that is actively going on, it makes sense to talk about. I mean, we could complain about paying Roger Clemens a pro-rated $28 mil for a shitty half season, but what’s the point? At least with Jeter we can talk about something relevant.
Wise Guy November 25, 2010 11:36
Jesus Christ I need help with the English language.
vinny-b November 25, 2010 16:37
thanks for the post Nomaas.
nice work.
and by the way: hold to your guns Brian Cashman. Don’t give in. I hope Jeter walks
Derek Jeter November 25, 2010 22:12
I have more leverage than you think…see what happens when I take my $200 million and retire with Minka Kelly to my palatial Tampa estate. Then who are you gonna have play shortstop? Ramiro Pena? JJ Hardy? Do those guys have 5 rings?
vinny-b November 25, 2010 22:24
please do. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
will be very satisfied with Nunez at SS next year. And apply the $15 million towards other/future players.
Derek Jeter November 25, 2010 23:05
You mean $15 million towards Hanley Ramirez when the Steinbrenner boys force Cashman to sell the farm cause Nunez is batting .215 by June?
Oh and P.S. if I leave, do you think Mariano and Andy come back too? Gonna replace them as well?
vinny-b November 26, 2010 01:49
are you kidding? Have no interest in Pettitte or Rivera ever pitching in a different uniform. Nor will they. If need be, would be willing to give Rivera a 3 year contract. Done
yes. I hope Jeter turns down the NYY offer. The $45 million pocketed, will be one less albatross on the books. And money which will be better spent elsewhere on the roster
Derek Jeter November 26, 2010 10:40
Andy and Mo wouldn’t go to another team; they would retire too. Which means you better be pretty damn sure of a rookie shortstop, a back of the rotation consisting of Hughes (coming off a spotty 2nd half and postseason) and Burnett, and Joba/Robertson/Kerry Wood closing out games.
Wise Guy November 26, 2010 11:46
This could be the real Derek Jeter. Not only does he think he’s worth 25 million bucks, but he also thinks he carries enough sway that if he leaves two other Yankee icons will forgo tens of millions of dollars just because Jeter was slighted. HA. Funniest shit I ever heard.
vinny-b November 26, 2010 15:20
I know. It really is laughable, isn’t it?
:)
Torre would be proud November 26, 2010 10:18
I love how the # of rings a player has accumulated over his career somehow justifies a contract when the player is approaching the end of his career.
Let’s bring back the carcass of Bill Dickey to catch instead of Montero. He has more rings.
Nigga November 26, 2010 04:02
http://nyyinsider.com/
According to this, Jeter may be holding out for A-Rod money. Which sounds like a crock of shit, but if for some reason it turns out to be true, don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out Derek.
Also, fuck all the retards who try to justify giving Jeter a stupidly huge deal and list the Burnett/Rodriguez/Igawa/etc. contracts as reasons why. Mistakes in the past do not justify making more in the present, faggots.
Faggot November 26, 2010 10:36
I resemble that remark.
Joe Pawlikowski November 29, 2010 15:15
I take offense as a gay man.
pete abraham November 26, 2010 10:59
just because I’m fat doesn’t mean I have to stop eating. You young squirts take that metric stuff too serious if you think Jeter’s market value is $15M per to the Yankees. That’s right signing Igawa, Burnett, Vazquez, Rodriguez, Teixeira, Posada, and Sabathia all for more money than anybody else would ever give them and for more money then their worth is no reason to do the same thing with the face of the franchise. After all you have paid over $200M to him already and he not only has paid for himself in spades he’s only been in the middle of 5 Championships. Look around the league SS’s with 5 rings are a dime a dozen. All the young players coming into the league that wear #2 do it because they all grew up wanting to be Frank Crosetti
Wise Guy November 26, 2010 11:51
You are retarded. And not just Pete Abraham but the person who is pretending to be Pete Abe.
The Demon in Regan MacNeil November 26, 2010 14:06
LICK ME!!!! LICK ME DEREK!!!!
Joe Pawlikowski November 29, 2010 15:14
I like this.
Village Douchebag November 26, 2010 22:36
Derek sucks! I mean, plenty of SS’s in the last 10 years have put up WAY better numbers. He’s been crap, and for the most part has been a product of the other guys, ESPECIALLY in the field. Hardly consistent, never hit in the clutch and will be easily forgotten 7 minutes after he retires. Oh wait, no. No, I’m just a complete douche. Never mind. Just punch me in the face when you see me.
heehee November 27, 2010 02:02
oh man, I guess what derek jeter did ten seasons ago in 2001 projects what he does in 2011 or 2015 when he wants to be paid until. I guess we don’t look at his last 3 year trend or what every other player does in their late 30′s who isn’t on roger clemens juice. we can cross our fingers and pretend he’s 26 again. I guess we should just fork it over from aroid money pile. I’m down 300 million in roulette, why not put another 125 on lucky ’2′
Villiage Douchebag November 29, 2010 20:41
I’m such a douchebag, I didnt even realize I never mentioned anything about his pay! Thanks for discussing a point I didnt even speak about! I’m so moronic at times. I have a tendancy to bring up points no one else was talking about. Just kick me in the Jeter when you see me.
Villiage Douchebag November 29, 2010 20:43
Oh, and thanks for pointing out that only Jeter’s 2001 numbers have any merit. 2002-2009 were all crap, I’m sure. Must be the amount of hallucinigens that I take daily. That, or I can stop jerking myself off long enough to type something that makes sense. Who really cares.
Benji Ka Bak November 29, 2010 15:14
Nunez. 2011 SS for the Yankees. Book it. All star in the making.
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