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BREAKING: NoMaas intercepts Theo Epstein email

November 23, 2010 | 53 comments | in Featured | by SJK



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53 Comments

Babe Ruth November 23, 2010 22:13Reply

Everything they said about me was true.

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Roger Clemens November 23, 2010 22:14Reply

My career was over when I left the Sox, until I started drinking from the fountain of youth.

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Pedro Martinez November 23, 2010 22:15Reply

I left with a torn labrum. Omar Minaya’s an idiot.

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Mo Vaughn November 23, 2010 22:17Reply

I weigh more than Tony Gwynn, and he looks like Jabba the Hut when he sits on a chair.

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Nomar Garciaparra November 23, 2010 22:17Reply

Best decision I ever made turning down that crappy extension they offered me.

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Josh Beckett November 23, 2010 22:19Reply

My shoulder is “chop meat”. Peter Gammons says so.

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Johnny Damon November 23, 2010 22:20Reply

I’ll never play for the Yankees! NEVER!

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Typical Internet Douche November 23, 2010 22:32Reply

This sucks.

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Andy Pettitte November 23, 2010 22:33Reply

That’s why I said no…

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Thats What She Said November 23, 2010 22:35Reply

HAHA…the iPad part was funny.

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Manny Ramirez November 23, 2010 22:43Reply

Mang, those Red wings is gonna to have a great team!

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BNBG November 23, 2010 22:43Reply

classic

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Jon Schimenti November 23, 2010 23:05Reply

haha, Vmart will be on marc team next year and he will be a stud and play 162 and show no signs of breaking down as he had in all previous seasons in which he wasn’t on marcs team, haha.

All kidding aside, folks, if the BoSox think Salty and/or some hodgepodge of kids from their farm system is going to play catcher for them they are sorely mistaken. Totally agree with this post, they would rather be clever than ponying up the cash to keep a bona fide all-star, who, although will probably be worth schlock in 2013-14, can help them get back to the world series. Don’t understand this move much.
-JS

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Sensitive RAB guy November 23, 2010 23:09Reply

Steve S from TheYankeeU.com is fast becoming one wfan’s most annoying callers.

just sayin’

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A mean person November 24, 2010 06:30Reply

And you’re easily becoming the most annoying person to post on this website, ya’ dick. THIS>

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Sensitive RAB guy November 24, 2010 10:28Reply

more annoying than a-bomb?

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A-Bomb November 27, 2010 02:05Reply

A-Bomb?

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Moshe Mandel November 24, 2010 09:27Reply

Steve knows what he’s talking about. Just because he sits around on hold for 3 hours everyday doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a life.

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i know November 23, 2010 23:50Reply

brett@nambla.com!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha

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North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes November 24, 2010 00:02Reply

*and* they stole our domain names!!!!!!

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Warner Wolf November 24, 2010 01:28Reply

excellent!

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whoa November 29, 2010 15:50Reply

“they took our jobs!”

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Village Douchebag November 24, 2010 00:04Reply

What does any of this have to do with Jeter?

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Racist Red Sox Fan November 24, 2010 01:41Reply

Can we get another white guy on the team in his place?

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Hanley Ramirez November 24, 2010 06:17Reply

Remember when was on sox? Dey trade me.

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In All Seriousness November 24, 2010 06:21Reply

SJK,
This is laugh-out-loud golden. Highly original. Loved it.

Slightly disturbing you know what nambla is but hey, whatever floats your boat right? (ha-ha)

Also, will you be publishing the emails of Brett and “sensitive RAB guy”?
(Pretty please?)

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Sensitive RAB guy November 24, 2010 12:10Reply

“Also, will you be publishing the emails of Brett and “sensitive RAB guy”?”

– very whiny. Also, will you be publishing your real name?

“(Pretty please?)”

– a little gayish.

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Benji Ka Bak November 24, 2010 14:14Reply

^^^THIS

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mickey December 2, 2010 13:54Reply

this kind of dialogue from in all seriousness reminds me of the way someone i knew in grade school communicated. his name was mickey. whether this individual was a girl, or a homosexual man, there was one thing certain he loved in his mouth.

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In All Seriousness December 4, 2010 18:16Reply

a lollipop from Dickey?

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In All Seriousness December 4, 2010 18:17Reply

… previously licked by mickey?

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In All Seriousness December 4, 2010 18:14Reply

It’s Brett damn it, it’s Brett! You know how to get a hold of me. And you know you were always the more perverse one. Whore.

P.S. – you realize I‘m making a play on your satirical name – which, actually, is highly amusing in its self… should’ve thrown in a hahaha given the screen name I used, sorry

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Wise Guy November 24, 2010 13:00Reply

So you’re acknowledging you know what nambla is also, right?

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clifford lee November 24, 2010 06:57Reply

offer jeets 5 years 60 mil – no way the yanks can go on without him. without him the yanks are less then nothing. and while your at it, i’ll settle on 7 years 180 mil. pay me, you got the money.

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WTF November 24, 2010 08:25Reply

Every now & then Nomaas puts out a photoshop that reminds us of how great this site can be. As for Gammons he was already on the Baseball Network saying how much of non issue the loss of V-Mart will be. Honestly why does this man have a job?

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Greatest of All Time November 24, 2010 08:41Reply

Long live NoMaas!

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Jim Leyritz's Cellmate November 24, 2010 09:05Reply

Pedroia’s email address killed me!

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The Miz November 24, 2010 09:12Reply

Must suck to be a nomaas hater. They continue to kick ass after all these years.

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Kim Last November 24, 2010 09:28Reply

Theo can do no wrong. LOVE him.

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Bobby Orrs Wingman November 24, 2010 12:53Reply

Theo – Your Gramma Sux

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Best. Photo. Shop. Ever. Guy. November 24, 2010 13:01Reply

Best photo shop ever?

Best. Photo. Shop. Ever.

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yogi bear November 24, 2010 14:08Reply

it’s very good. You have to admit that, asshole.

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+1 guy November 24, 2010 14:36Reply

+1

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The Agent for Jayson Werth November 24, 2010 14:52Reply

Ah yes. That hole in the Red Sox lineup! I can think of someone who would fill it nicely!

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phieleblunt November 27, 2010 22:14Reply

I have a name and my name is “SCOTT BORAS”

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Bill Buckner November 24, 2010 15:28Reply

This email went through my legs…can you send it again?

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Sensitive RAB guy November 24, 2010 15:46Reply

+1 guy?

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FTW guy November 24, 2010 16:01Reply

FTW!

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Benji Ka Bak November 29, 2010 15:12Reply

^^^^THIS

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Shira Bresnahan January 21, 2011 12:19Reply

Off to Devonshire to go surfing! Brrrrr!

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Sammie Bowdle February 15, 2011 22:18Reply

The educational article encouraged me very much! Bookmarked the website, very great categories just about everywhere that I see here! I really like the information, thank you.

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Hopeless Cub Fan November 24, 2012 23:41Reply

SAVE US SOMEBODY!

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