Ouch.
Negotiations between the Yankees and Derek Jeter are at a standstill until Jeter and his agent, Casey Close, “drink the reality potion,” according to a source close to the negotiations.
According to the source, a baseball industry executive who has knowledge of both sides’ positions, the Yankees are not budging from the three-year, $45 million offer they made to Jeter earlier this month, nor has Jeter moved off his demand for a longer contract believed to be in the area of $23-$25 million per season.
With so much drama in the n-y-c
It’s kinda hard being Derek pushing fo-or-ty
But he, somehow, some way
Keeps comin up with funky ass demands like every single day



22 Comments
Thomas Tu November 29, 2010 23:10
Greatest rap remix of all time.
Best. Photo. Shop. Ever. Guy. November 29, 2010 23:22
Make it a PDF. Photoshop Derek Jeter anywhere into it. Best. Photoshop. Ever.
Sensitive RAB Guy November 30, 2010 05:46
We over here at RAB do not listen to rap music. We do however have gay sex with each other. THIS!
Joe Pawlikowski November 30, 2010 15:31
Talk dirty to me Ben. Jew sex=best sex
Dunno November 30, 2010 23:43
THIS!
Sensitive RAB guy December 1, 2010 03:58
I didn’t write that. We don’t listen to rap — or have any kind of sex.
Ban Bud November 30, 2010 06:22
*throws hands in air*
*waves them around apathetically*
Adam West November 30, 2010 09:36
Derek’s living in la-la land.
jingleballs November 30, 2010 09:43
I hope his half black ass leaves, you spazoids dont know what you got till its gone. Peep the Sawx they have had a revolving door at SS since Nomar.
Steve November 30, 2010 10:42
And this has stopped them from winning the World Series twice since Nomar left. Oh wait….
vinny-b November 30, 2010 10:15
LOL nice rhyme
would be even better with corn rows photoshopped. Or in Jeter’s case, with a box-cut.
Seriously November 30, 2010 10:45
Jeter is embarassing himself and the Yankee organization. Cashman was right on time when he advised Jeter to shop. No team out there is willing to overpay on a scale that is completely foolish.
Hate to say it but my esteem for Derek Jeter is draining into the sewer at this time. My bird, named DJ for idiotic reasons, is contemplating suicide. Goodbye Derek, hello A Rod.
Steve November 30, 2010 11:06
Tulo just signed for a lower AAV through age 35 than Jeter is demanding. Jeter is 37. Jeter is not as good as Tulo.
MannyGee November 30, 2010 13:03
I am completely over Jeter right now. fuck em, let him walk. served Damon & Bernie Williams pretty well.
Joe Pawlikowski November 30, 2010 15:31
I’m buying my Nunez jersey.
The Guy Impersonating Joe Pawlikasshole November 30, 2010 20:56
Yeah, Ed Nunez ya’ jackass.
Dunno November 30, 2010 23:47
It’s not my money.
RAB says I should be against Cash giving Jeter extra money though.
What’s a guy to do?
Omar Vizquel December 1, 2010 01:04
You can sign me cheap
Sensitive RAB guy December 1, 2010 03:59
4 yrs, 70-something. Book it.
Danno December 1, 2010 18:18
I’m going to book your mother.
Sensitive RAB guy December 1, 2010 19:19
(opens burrito. turns on microwave. hands out inflatable butt plugs.)
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