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If we had $200 million to burn, the Yankees would never lose a game.

Source: Yanks to pay Mariano Rivera in gold, frankincense, myrrh

November 4, 2010 | 40 comments | in Featured | by Louis Winthorpe III



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40 Comments

Russ November 4, 2010 22:21Reply

LOL someone’s going to hell.

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Sean November 4, 2010 22:28Reply

These last 2 photoshops have probably been my 2 favorite ever. Sheer genius.

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Rob Abruzzese November 4, 2010 22:31Reply

The only ones going to hell are those who don’t bow before our savior Mariano.

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Richard Deegan November 4, 2010 22:43Reply

Is that Tour of Duty’s Sgt Zeke Anderson on the far left contributing some local product?

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Hal Steinbrenner November 4, 2010 22:48Reply

To Richard Deegan: ban from Yankee Stadium

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Typical internet fatty November 4, 2010 23:00Reply

Would have been gold if they photo shopped Sabathia on the black guys face.

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Managerwithoutbracessays November 5, 2010 00:53Reply

Perfect. The only man with more quality Saves than Mariano is Baby Jesus.

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Sensitive RAB guy November 5, 2010 01:44Reply

RABbis everywhere are offended

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6 lb. 8 oz. Baby Mo November 5, 2010 04:34Reply

I like to picture my Jesus wearing pinstripes

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Ellwood Blues November 5, 2010 06:04Reply

We’re on a mission from God.

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Tim McCarver November 5, 2010 06:59Reply

You see it’s funny because Mariano’s head is on a baby Jesus body. Therefore the joke is they’re saying that Mariano is in effect Christ himself…and the wise men bringing Mo his gold…why those are all top Yankee brass.

That is what makes this photoshop funny. If you want me to break it down further…well just let me know.

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Alfredo Griffin November 5, 2010 09:14Reply

Tim, I would like you to break it down further.

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massapequa parking November 5, 2010 09:26Reply

With the WS winding down, in the 9th inning of game 5, when Cruz swung and missed at a 96 mph fastball vs. Wilson on his last AB of the season McCarver contributed: “He’d like to see that pitch again.”
Yeah? How?, on a replay, ’cause he wouldn’t hit it if he saw it 40 more times. Yet, when McCarver is criticized one is often asked for a specific example of how/why he is not a competent announcer.
He is MUCH better contributing here, where his declarative, succinct commentary clears the confusion.

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DavidRiccio November 5, 2010 09:53Reply

Would anyone like to join me for a cocktail?

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Kevin M. November 5, 2010 10:48Reply

That’s definitely Pedro in the back.

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.edu November 5, 2010 11:06Reply

why is this site a .org and not a .com?

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Alfredo Griffin November 5, 2010 11:35Reply

@.edu

Because you touch yourself at night.

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Jesus Christ November 5, 2010 11:41Reply

No one, and I do mean NO ONE could hit my cutter!

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Eddie Harris November 5, 2010 12:02Reply

Are you saying Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball?

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Pedro Cerrano November 5, 2010 12:25Reply

Fuck you Jo-Bu.

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swedski November 5, 2010 12:26Reply

Now thats funny
Jet 15 mill 3 years
mariano 2 years 15 mill

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swedski November 5, 2010 12:26Reply

PS JC can hit the curve but not the cutter

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Jesus Montero November 5, 2010 16:18Reply

Move over ol’ timer. I’m the real baby Jesus!

PS: Hey Jorge, please retire. Thanks meng.

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Jorge Posada November 5, 2010 18:12Reply

Hey Montero, why don’t you try & hit major league pitching before telling me to walk away from $13 million.

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Jim Leyritz November 5, 2010 18:57Reply

What about meeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Jim Leyritz November 5, 2010 18:58Reply

Also, what’s with all the recent noteworthy Yankee catchers names starting with J? Jim, Joe, Jorge, soon to be Jesus. The likes of Kelly Stinnett and Cervellie do not count because they suck.

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Laura Posada November 5, 2010 18:58Reply

@Jesus: I’ve been dreaming about WWJD

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Mike Francesa November 5, 2010 21:47Reply

It doesn’t get any bettah den Manny’s chicken franchaize. Dats what we should give to Marryano.

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Don Mincher November 6, 2010 00:14Reply

I think I see nipple.

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Sensitive RAB guy November 6, 2010 19:33Reply

Happy Diwali (festival of lights) to NoMaas’ India-based PhotoShoppers.

Gary Wallace promises he’s going to bump up your hourly rate to 37 cents next year.

/ this post will be removed in 5… 4… 3.

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massapequa parking November 6, 2010 22:37Reply

Jeter getting married today? No, really.

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Hal's facial expression November 8, 2010 11:11Reply

Priceless.

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Joe Pawlikowski November 8, 2010 14:37Reply

As long as Mo’s not a negro. It’s fine.

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YankeesFan November 10, 2010 11:30Reply

Can your next graphic show Joba being nailed to a cross?

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Javy Vazquez November 12, 2010 22:47Reply

Can I keep the gold?

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Carl Pavano December 9, 2010 19:53Reply

The best photoshop ever is Mariano being delivered a vaault of gold bars and utters: I’m insulted!” That is my all-time favorite photoshop on NoMaas.

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waterproof seat covers December 31, 2010 17:22Reply

Why didn’t I feel about blogging about this topic? Great job mate.

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Daisy Aldape January 21, 2011 12:38Reply

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