Joe Thunder?

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This. Is. The. Best. Photo. Shop. Ever.

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This photoshop is racist and offensive but God do I love Fig Newtons.

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Sensitive RAB Guy’s lover?

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Sensitive girls always love bad boys.

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I love me a sensitive sissy boy. It makes it so much easier for me to rape them in the ass. God, I miss prison.

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Hey Sensitive RAB Guy, you looking mighty fine in those jeans boy.

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This is fucking gold. I mean it needs to be in the banner at the top of the NoMaas home page.

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“Sources have told ESPNNewYork’s Wallace Matthews that the Yankees plan on giving Jeter a contract above market value. At 36, Jeter doesn’t have a lot of teams — if any — that would come close to what the Yankees will put forth. The Yankees will probably look to pay Jeter in the $15-21 million per season range for three years.

Both sides realize the importance Jeter has to the Yankee brand and the Yankee brand’s importance to Jeter long term.”

YES! JEET!

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This is awesome

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Those ignorant rednecks that own firearms in flyover country are hilarious: Until you read the details about that doctor in CT who was bound and gagged in his home as two guys raped and murdered his wife and daughters.

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HAHAHAHAHA could you possibly find a more redneck picture?

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Uh yeah as opposed to the guy in Texas who accidentally shot & killed his daughter, because he thought she was an intruder. Or how about the two kids in West Virginia who were playing with their dads gun & it went off killing one. What does this have to do with Cliff Lee?

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This post has nothing to do with Jeter, yet some asshole felt the need to post more Jeter news. Get his dick out of your ass, dude.

Classic photoshop too. Nomaas haters can suck it. Jealousy is a bitch.

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Now batting…the shortstop…Number 2. Derek Jeter.

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I think we should pay Cliff Lee to play on Tampa Bay because I don’t like when the Yankees spend too much on players. I want them to win once every 50 years, but for it to MEAN something, you know? These victories are hollow because we don’t have homegrown players like the Giants.

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…says the fan since 1998.

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DAMN dem Dule Boyz…

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Note to Cash : Put one clause in Lee’s contract before opening up the safe & that he has to keep his red necked bug mouth wife in Arkansas

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SORRY – MEANT TO SAY BIG MOUTH WIFE

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What wife knowing her husband is in 100M negotiatiations opens her trap like she did to the press about the fan base from the Team that will make them their kids, & grand kids able to retire for life?

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The fact that Cliff Lee & CC are close & that he & AJ Burnett have the same agent helps. I am stunned that the Texas Rangers aren’t at least talking to him. I thought they were flushed with cash. I am sure that Peter Gammons will float the rumor that he is headed to Boston, Just like he is putting out there that the Cubs want Dice-K.

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WTF – how do you know the Rangers aren’t talking to him? Do you know Nolan Ryan?

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Rangers don’t have any money. Hamilton and Cruz both in arb will take them to the cleaners.

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@ MikeB:

The kind of wife who doesn’t like being spit at and harassed by classless retards?

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And they probably had Jeter shirts on.

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I need Cliff to get a big contract to fuel my quest for obesity.

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Well, if Cliff DOES NOT sign with the Yanks, then clearly the reason will be that he (or his wife) saw this post on NoMass and were offended =0

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best photo shop ever.

well, this one and the covered wagon/negro pioneers on the way to Boston…

:)

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No matter what the contract for Lee is, assuming the Yanks sign him, I cant wait to bash the contract, Lee, his wife, his family, his pitching… golly gee this is a great place to post!

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VIllage Doucebag- You are…. a douchebag.

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NICE, douchbag is a Douchbag. Thats like calling me fast! totally moded………

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The only thing missing from the photo shop is Sara Palin

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“The only thing missing from the photo shop is Sara Palin”
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politics don’t factor into this joke. Don’t ruin it

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Double Suck

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My sources say Lee will only sign with the Yanks if his good friend and fishing buddy Jayson Werth is patrolling right field. Many don’t know this, but Jayson and Cliff both passed each other on trains moving in an opposite directions at an All Star break and immediately hit it off.

The fact that the trains were moving at the speed of light and hence their dicks were both shrinking is only a matter of perception. Whoever signs Werth has the “inside track” on Cliff.

Book it Dano

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I’m still gayish

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These posts are rather insipid unless theres a few pretentious simpletons vomiting unsubstanciated dribble based purely on opinion. Yo biggety! Where you at?

I’m Just Sayin’

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And, I’m just sayin’, if someone here tries to use a whole mess of big two dollar words in one post, maybe he should use the spell checker thingy… cuz when you try to talk all fancy like that then misspell a word, it sticks out like a turd in a punch bowl. So make for sure you know what the hell yer talkin’ about…

I’m just sayin’, otherwise y’all might really look stoopid. Y’know?

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@ Joey
I dont know how to spell any words. And when did it become important HERE? Spelin dnt mak you no basball any more. I’m stupid, but I’m pretty sure Einstien wasnt mistake free. Ok, I’m gonna go read stats so I’m ready for the next wave of crap!

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Did YOU donate to RAB today?

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Donate so I can buy some new jeans for my fat ass. Waistline keeps expanding and I needs to pay bills.

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This is really great content. Thanks a lot for this.

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