When did this site stop bowing down to kiss my feet and blow me? Why can’t NoMaas make up some b.s. argument based solely on statistics and sabremetrics to prove that people should have faith in Sergio Mitre?
Shut it Cash! This is the best site in all of baseball! There are so many baseball geniuses here, offering endless wisdom. Myself included. As a matter of fact, Santa promised we would all be running our own team in 2011. All I had to do was play “hide the candy cane” with him.
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village douche is HIV December 24, 2010 17:44Reply
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Disappointed Team Owner December 30, 2010 06:45Reply
I blew a mall Santa behind TJ Maxx and all I got was the 2011 New York Yankees.
There was no room for Joba and Sabathia on the card so they left it out. It Should have been Muddy Waters, Sabathia and Hughes and sing the blues. Wait a Second, you guys don’t know who Muddy Waters is
If you donate I promise to bore you with five posts a day about ponderous stats about bench players on the Brewers. Thank you. That is my promise to you.
Another year of watching our pitching fall apart..gardner looking at fastballs down the middle and Girardi twitching through his black book why we melt down….and i heard he is gonna rest all the starters after the all star break so we can lose home field if we make the Playoffs.
Oh, and Jeter….buy a book that teaches you how to turn on a ball like grown men do
58 Comments
Jesus Christ December 24, 2010 00:43
I’m not amused.
Nick December 24, 2010 00:56
Third picture should have been people praying for rain.
Zero December 24, 2010 00:59
Phil, CC, and a hander.
Sergio Mitre December 24, 2010 01:02
That picture is appropriate, because you’re better off jacking off than watching one of my starts
Negrodamus December 24, 2010 01:10
I’ve done both at the same time, Sergio.
Mitre Sucks December 24, 2010 01:32
Negrodamus = Joe Girardi?
Dave "AA" Eiland December 24, 2010 03:38
Go Tampa ! <3 Boston FTW !!!
Pete Abraham December 24, 2010 06:29
Great idea, agreed the 3rd picture should be praying for rain, you guys missing George yet? Happy Holidays kids
RandomSportsGuy December 24, 2010 08:26
We could always give Roger Clemens a call. I’m sure he’ll be free next year.
Suzyn Waldman December 24, 2010 22:03
I’m wet at the mere mention of Roger Clemens…
Suzyn Waldman's Gyno December 30, 2010 05:51
You haven’t been wet since the Carter Administration.
The hand in the above picture December 24, 2010 08:28
Where’s Burnett’s cock?
BadAssBillyCurtis December 24, 2010 08:29
Are farts supposed to have lumps?
Trouble December 24, 2010 08:34
I’m coming for you all in 2011. Merry Christmas!
[Censored] December 24, 2010 09:30
You will be hearing from my lawyer/dad about this post.
Brian Cashman December 24, 2010 14:23
When did this site stop bowing down to kiss my feet and blow me? Why can’t NoMaas make up some b.s. argument based solely on statistics and sabremetrics to prove that people should have faith in Sergio Mitre?
Carmelo Anthony December 24, 2010 16:30
Because they only do this when such an argument can be made…
Village Douchebag December 24, 2010 16:31
Shut it Cash! This is the best site in all of baseball! There are so many baseball geniuses here, offering endless wisdom. Myself included. As a matter of fact, Santa promised we would all be running our own team in 2011. All I had to do was play “hide the candy cane” with him.
village douche is HIV December 24, 2010 17:44
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Disappointed Team Owner December 30, 2010 06:45
I blew a mall Santa behind TJ Maxx and all I got was the 2011 New York Yankees.
Kenny Fucking Powers December 30, 2010 15:50
That is too fucking funny!
Brian Cashman December 25, 2010 12:09
But I’m a genius; this site says so.
Kei Igawa December 24, 2010 15:03
I’m almost eligible for the AA Hall of Fame!
David Wells December 24, 2010 15:33
You’re almost eligible for the AAA Hall of Fame.
I’m the only one getting into the AA Hall of Fame.
Dave "I wont go to rehab no no no" Eiland December 24, 2010 16:18
Did someone say AA ????
Kenny Fucking Powers December 30, 2010 15:50
touch me in the morning, Dave
Tommy John December 24, 2010 18:01
My arm still works, ya’ know.
Fernando Valenzuela December 24, 2010 18:02
So does mine.
Sensitive RAB guy December 24, 2010 19:53
hey guys, this week we’ll be revisiting TSJC’s 6000-word comment from last summer:
“Dontrelle Willis: Potential NYY Reclamation Project?”
Average RAB guy December 25, 2010 19:57
THIS!
Original Average RAB Guy December 26, 2010 11:03
^THIS guy is an unoriginal douche.
Average RAB guy December 26, 2010 23:49
That’s a lifetime ban for such language.
RAB Clone December 26, 2010 21:34
But he’s always right!
Ben Ka bak December 28, 2010 11:43
^^THIS
Rex Ryan's Wife's Feet December 24, 2010 23:48
The third picture should be of the fifth starter. Joba.
Insensitive TYU guy December 25, 2010 07:59
How about you change your name to “Michelle Ryan’s Feet” so I don’t feel like I’m falling down a flight of steps every time I read your handle?
Rex Ryan's Wife's Feet December 26, 2010 21:43
It just doesn’t seem as funny to me. But thank you for the constructive criticism.
Mike Francesa December 25, 2010 05:50
There was no room for Joba and Sabathia on the card so they left it out. It Should have been Muddy Waters, Sabathia and Hughes and sing the blues. Wait a Second, you guys don’t know who Muddy Waters is
Insensitive TYU guy December 25, 2010 07:58
Referring to AJ Burnett as a jerk off gives him far too much credit.
Sensitive RAB guy December 25, 2010 13:34
TYU’s best moment:
Steve S. appearing on Joe & Evan discussing the bakery
Ben Ka bak December 28, 2010 11:44
Steve S makes all jews look bad as he doesn’t work and waits on hold all day to talk to the FAN.
Jew December 28, 2010 15:58
Steve S. isnt Jewish.
Mel Gibson December 28, 2010 16:06
I don’t like you
Susyn Waldman December 25, 2010 21:29
OH MY GOODNESS JOHN, ROGER CLEMENS IS IN THE STEINBRENNER’S BOX WITH A 40OZ OF WINSTROL AND RAGING BONER!!!! HE’S COMING BACK!!!
BadAssBillyCurtis December 26, 2010 15:50
cock!
BadAssBillyCurtis December 26, 2010 15:50
penis!
BadAssBillyCurtis December 26, 2010 16:23
i like cock
Mike Axisa December 26, 2010 18:51
I have no jerseys at all. I’m a shirtsey guy.
RAB Clone December 26, 2010 21:33
This! And I love how you “know” things despite not having sources or scouting training!
Average RAB guy December 26, 2010 23:49
+1
e mills December 27, 2010 02:35
i love the RAB comments…i like it over there, but this mockery is so true
Sensitive RAB guy December 27, 2010 03:48
mockery?
The209 says:
July 22, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Time to axe the “donate to RAB” button?
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Mike Axisa says:
July 22, 2010 at 6:31 pm
As long as people are willing to give up money for no reason, no. It’s the American way.
Ben Ka bak December 28, 2010 11:46
Please donate. Please. Otherwise Joe’s boyfriend will have to sell his Slayer albums.
[Censored] December 27, 2010 12:40
I like when Mike is a shirtsey-no-undies-guy. Sorry Dad!
Joe Pawlikowski December 29, 2010 10:32
If you donate I promise to bore you with five posts a day about ponderous stats about bench players on the Brewers. Thank you. That is my promise to you.
Drinking Bong Water December 29, 2010 15:45
I yawned when I read this. Back to the bong. BAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNGGGGG
Losing it!!!! December 30, 2010 14:52
Are we not even gonna try and make a trade?
Another year of watching our pitching fall apart..gardner looking at fastballs down the middle and Girardi twitching through his black book why we melt down….and i heard he is gonna rest all the starters after the all star break so we can lose home field if we make the Playoffs.
Oh, and Jeter….buy a book that teaches you how to turn on a ball like grown men do
Henry the Handjob December 31, 2010 11:21
That’s not AJ Burnett!!
It’s me!!!!
Where you going to slot me in?
3,4 or 5??