Jumping off buildings, bartending, saying the Red Sox are better, announcing to the world that Joba Chamberlain’s shoulder is being held on with duct tape, telling reporters at Rafael Soriano’s press conference that he didn’t want to sign Rafael Soriano, commenting that the Yankees iconic shortstop could be moved to the outfield………….
Has CashMoney basically said, “F*** it. I’m done.”
53 Comments
Kevin S. January 27, 2011 09:16
Yes, doing charity events for children and the disease that claimed his father-in-law’s life are totally signs that Cashman is checking out. What the fuck?
Bunched-Up Panties January 27, 2011 09:30
Hello there, friend.
Phil Donahue January 27, 2011 09:43
Spend less time on your computer, Kevin S. There’s a whole world out there for you.
Evidently January 28, 2011 23:11
Humor = lack of common sense and logic
Perspective Check January 27, 2011 09:21
Kevin, it’s okay to have a sense of humor.
bartonbickle January 27, 2011 09:31
That Joba comment probably won’t help his trade value.
Ben Krabak January 27, 2011 12:00
I just learned in law school that suppression of a material fact which a party is bound in good faith to disclose is equivalent to a false representation.
The Man from Vilnius January 27, 2011 14:09
Hello Benji, want some latkes?
Kim Last January 27, 2011 14:14
Ben likes lumps.
Sensitive RAB guy January 27, 2011 12:38
what trade value
Mike January 27, 2011 09:45
If Cashman shows up wearing Lou Gehrig’s old uniform and wiping strawberry juice on it, I’ll be convinced.
Sensitive RAB guy January 27, 2011 09:49
Very fickle with your Cashman-love, NoMaas.
They’ll still win ~90, get knocked off in the CS/DS by better pitching, after this offseason.
Mike K January 27, 2011 15:52
This is still Cashman love. Rather than take him to task for a series of idiotic moves, they’re implying that Levine and the Tampa faction may be driving him insane, causing him to give up and act a fool.
Killer tofu January 27, 2011 10:08
I need more allowance- YODELEHIYUUU
Brian January 27, 2011 12:00
Doug was an awesome cartoon
Fuck Face January 27, 2011 12:01
That name is legit patty mayo
Jobber January 27, 2011 10:14
They aren’t going to trade me. My trade value has been ridiculously and persistently low due to 2008 injury, 2009 mediocrity, and 2010, well enough said (yes I actually pitched very well but trade value isn’t going to be governed by FIP/xFIP unfortunately) so Cashman may as well have let the world know why they just have to let me rot in the bullpen. My guess is that I stop being a pussy, they let me take off the training wheels by May and I rip 95mph fastballs for 7 innings every 5 days.
Jowl Pawlickowski January 27, 2011 14:05
I posted a 90,000 word article on Joba’s trade value as derived by utilizing Long Duk Dong’s linear equation applied to the derivative xFIP and then plugged it into an excel spreadsheet. Apparently, his trade value is approaching +3.5fWAR/bWAR. Go figure?!?!
Ben Ka bak's Dad February 1, 2011 11:22
Even Ben won’t read it.
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Perspective Check January 27, 2011 10:16
Mike, I am convulsing with laughter. I don’t know what’s funnier, Nomass posts or the subsequent comments from readers.
Sensitive RAB guy January 27, 2011 14:22
says the douchebag who hasn’t figured out “reply”
Perspective Check January 27, 2011 10:29
PS mike, the other day when I bumped your weiner by mistake…it wasn’t a mistake. It’s true I am gay and into poop fetishes. Also, I am retarded. And my first sexual experience was with a pile of dog crap.
derek"da king"jeetz January 27, 2011 10:40
no way man. i didn’t move for arod, i’m not moving for cashman. bring back joe and we can talk about it.
Jobber January 27, 2011 12:06
lol ok bro king i guess your, sorry, derek’s opinion decides what’s best for the team, not the people who run it or (over)pay you.
http://homepage.mac.com/lspath/yankee_fans.jpg
Sergio Mitre January 27, 2011 12:20
300 + innings of Mitre/Nova make Brian a cranky boy (and has lumps)
Randy January 27, 2011 12:21
Forgot to include “signing Bartolo Colon.”
Cheap Imitation Perspective Check Guy January 27, 2011 12:38
Hey Perspective Check, I’m actually envious of your wit and humor as all I have are jokes about feces and homosexuality. Ahhh, I love 6th grade humor, don’t you?
Perspective Chec January 27, 2011 12:43
Hi Cheap Imitation Perspective Check Guy. No, I’ll leave the poop jokes for you.
Check Yo Perspective January 27, 2011 14:09
You both are rip offs
Joe Pawlikowski January 27, 2011 14:15
He should just quit now and take over the Pirates like he wants to.
Chong Li January 27, 2011 14:17
You break my record and I break you, like I break your friend.
insanity later January 27, 2011 16:11
who is lloyd braun in this equation?
kjhajhdf January 27, 2011 18:10
I thought it was the “Sox”
Sensitive RAB guy January 27, 2011 19:11
72 virgins for you!
(calls INS / FBI / TSJC, etc.)
I'm Just Sayin' January 27, 2011 18:17
The Cash comment about Jeter was speculative regarding the end of his contract. It’s been the logical move for many past SS.
“You wouldn’t know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Froot Loops on your front porch”
I’m Just Sayin’
27 Rings January 27, 2011 18:25
This is just Cashman being Cashman. The guy is brutally honest. I met him once and asked him a few questions that I didn’t think he would answer and he did…and they happened just like he said they would. For a GM of the Yankees the guy never just gives the boiler plate answer for anything. I like it. Could live without the Joba comment though, but I guess any team that would take him would get him tested.
I Think I'm Important Too January 28, 2011 00:46
Totally correct. I bumped into Larry Bird in a restaurant bathroom in South Florida and we spoke for like 10 seconds. I totally know Larry Bird. You know he was just Larry being Larry.
Another time I saw Donald Trump and said hello. Me and Donald chatted for a few seconds- it was all good. Just Donald and me yucking it up.
Another time I bumped into Henry Rollins in the water aisle of Trader Joe’s in Hollywood. We talked about water.
I’m cool.
Fuck Face January 27, 2011 18:47
Your name dropping Cashman? Can I hump your leg? Your just too fucking cool, man.
Sensitive RAB guy January 27, 2011 19:10
1. It’s “you’re”
2. Try ‘reply’
An English teacher January 27, 2011 20:15
You are correct but you are still a homo. I say good day sir.
[Censored] January 27, 2011 20:20
BTW, if you ever wonder if you are being racist, don’t be afraid to hit up TJSCs twitter account at twitter.com/tsjc68. There is a nice analysis of all the racist responses to Obama’s speech.
PS you’re always being racist.
BadAssBillyCurtis January 27, 2011 20:22
Shut up and sit down you dumb Jew fuck.
Sensitive RAB guy January 27, 2011 23:22
gay lump guy: 24/7
PS: Yeah, i know: i should call you 15 minutes ago at the bath-house
BadAssBillyCurtis January 28, 2011 07:06
Go for it, you do have the number on speed dial.
Kenny Fucking Powers January 28, 2011 10:56
You are a dumb fuck.
Kenny Fucking Powers January 28, 2011 11:02
take it easy, Geritol
BadAssBillyCurtis January 27, 2011 20:16
Yeah, big black cocks.
Kenny Fucking Powers January 28, 2011 11:02
yeah, moxen
Theo Epstein January 27, 2011 21:02
Pussy
HulkHeyman January 27, 2011 21:48
Wow, these commenters are awful, I’ve seen more thought provoking comments at red sox blogs. No wonder you guys hate RAB, you guys can’t understand it.
Sensitive RAB guy January 27, 2011 22:03
right…twelve-year old pete starts talking xFIP — and hold onto our socks — it goes way over our heads.
Cock Cheddar February 5, 2011 21:35
Man, you guys are morons.