It’s BMG in the place to be
Stealin mad bases with my OBP
And since kindergarten I acquired the knowledge
I’d rule the bigs after I went to college
I’m light skinned, I laugh at Queens
And I love eatin chicken and collard greens
My speed kills, I drive pitchers wild
I’m an OF you know who’s versatile

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