After another tense negotiation session between Randy Levine and Scott Boras, Andruw Jones has signed with the Yankees on a 1-year, $2 million deal with 54 player opt-out clauses, one for every 3 games.
This signing is a very nice example of tidying up at the margins, like Russell Martin, and a continued improvement over what we’ve seen in years past when it comes to smaller moves.
Jones is an excellent fit for the role vacated by Marcus Thames. Like Thames, he can step in for Granderson against left-handed pitchers (career .355 wOBA vs LHPs, .402 in 2010). Unlike Thames, Andruw did not learn defense from Edward Scissorhands. In his salad days, Jones was the best centerfielder in baseball. Even now, in his ribeye and loaded baked potato days, Andruw can roam all three OF positions as an above-average fielder.
Jones is almost certain to be worth his salary and is a solid add by Cashman.



37 Comments
BadAssBillyCurtis January 21, 2011 15:03
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Sensitive RAB guy January 21, 2011 18:06
/daddylikes
Fritz Peterson January 21, 2011 18:42
I’d trade my wife in for that!
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BadAssBillyCurtis January 21, 2011 21:19
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Kim Last January 25, 2011 10:51
Gays have lumps.
Prez of the Brett Gardner hate club January 31, 2011 22:14
Hopefully Andruw beats out Brett for the starting LF job…..then we can all watch some real outfielding.
Random Sports Guy January 21, 2011 15:11
I like the move. The only thing that would beat this would be if it were done 10 years ago when Andruw was on top of his game.
Empty Pockets January 21, 2011 19:03
Except we probably would’ve paid $60 million for the last 5 years of his service…
Random Sports Guy January 21, 2011 21:20
Funny, Mr. Empty Pockets. I guess that’s how your pockets became so empty. You were too busy paying baseball players. I get it, you laid out the money, not the Steinbrenners. Bravo!
Swishalicious January 21, 2011 15:27
Haha, you only got 54 opt out clauses. [/Soriano'ed]
[Censored] January 21, 2011 15:52
I heard his contact includes a cause that allows him to renegotiate exclusively with Levine for an extension.
JoeThunder January 21, 2011 18:42
I heard you’re daddy’s little princess.
Abomb January 21, 2011 16:47
since Im gay i like it up the butt so this moves makes sense
JoeThunder January 21, 2011 18:43
Shut the fuck up, A-Bomb. (No enthusiasm behind it what so ever.)
Wise Guy January 21, 2011 16:50
“Jones is almost certain to be worth his salary and is a solid add by [Levine, Hal, and Hank]” /fixed
John G January 21, 2011 17:19
At least this frees up some space to sign Tom Glavine and Phil Nevin.
Tom Glavine January 21, 2011 18:44
I’d just go out there and give up 7 earned in my final start.
Random Sports Guy January 21, 2011 17:27
He’s better than Marcus Thames.
Marcus Thames January 21, 2011 18:45
It’s true.
Rex Ryan's Wife's Feet January 21, 2011 17:30
If he gets on base 40% of the time against lefties and plays above average defense from the bottom third of the order for $2M, that seems like a good signing.
Brett Gardner January 21, 2011 18:11
That sounds like me for 4x the money!
Maybe you humps can bat me leadoff before I’m 30.
Fuck you all!
Bake McBride January 21, 2011 18:39
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Rex Ryan's Wife's Feet January 21, 2011 19:40
Yes, but Gardner does not play instead of Granderson, he plays alongside him. Also, of course he should lead off, he led the team in on base percentage, stolen bases and monosyllabic first names (tie).
Rickey Henderson January 21, 2011 21:22
Nobody ain’t got nothing on Rickey. Brett Gardner had 47 stolen bases for the season last year. I had 47 by May.
Sensitive RAB guy January 21, 2011 18:05
Meet the Mets!
Gary Mathews Sr. January 21, 2011 18:39
At least he’s not Gary Mathews Jr.
Edward Scissorhands January 21, 2011 20:50
You’ll be hearing from my attorney.
The knicks are black January 21, 2011 23:18
just sayin’
The Knicks are back. January 23, 2011 21:40
I have a spin-off. Awesome.
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test
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