Joe Girardi just announced that Bartolo Colon will start Saturday’s spring opener. Colon pitched winter ball, so the Yankees believe he’s a little more ready than the other guys.
Let’s support Colon on Saturday.
*Props to NoMaas Facebook fan Chris Thestrup for the inspiration.
61 Comments
Chris February 22, 2011 19:43
huge year from colon:
19-3, 2.70 ERA, 1.00 WHIP, 265 IP
Chris February 22, 2011 19:45
he will finish second to mark buerhle for cy young
Carl Pavano February 22, 2011 19:51
I’m winning it this year. 21-7, 2.88, 231 IP, 9 CG’s, 3 SO’s, .097 WHIP. Oh, and the Twins will win the central again too.
XtreemIcon February 22, 2011 22:18
But will you retain the greasy Luigi stache?
Carl Pavano February 23, 2011 06:05
Yes.
Swishalicious February 23, 2011 08:31
Itsa me, Mario!
Carl Pavano February 23, 2011 11:43
No, it’s me, Carl Pavano, ya’ dumb ass.
Ivan Nova February 22, 2011 19:51
I should be starting.
TSJC February 23, 2011 14:59
Daddy likes.
Jamie Moyer February 22, 2011 20:02
I will be available to pitch next year. Call me.
Cosmo Kramer February 22, 2011 20:18
Its a bro, bro!
Frank Costanza February 22, 2011 20:18
Manssiere!
Cosmo Kramer February 22, 2011 20:19
Bro!
Frank Costanza February 22, 2011 20:19
Manssiere!!
ManiacalMattKennedy February 22, 2011 20:26
I hate y’all Seinfeld humor.
Slot February 23, 2011 21:21
No soup for you!!!
The Hawaiin Havoc February 22, 2011 20:39
I’m taking on Carjack Malone for the TWF TV title tonight at Stompfest ’80!!!
Carjack Malone February 22, 2011 20:39
You’re going down, brother!
RadRobMadruga February 23, 2011 15:07
I want a shot at that title next!
Whitey Ford February 22, 2011 21:43
Hey, I’m still alive too! Why don’t you let me pitch the spring training opener?
Albert Poo-holes February 22, 2011 21:55
No, really– I DO have the second-funniest name in sports.
[Censored] February 23, 2011 08:15
Gaylord Perry? Bartolo Colon? Who’s number 1?
Grant Clitsome February 23, 2011 12:21
I must be #1, then.
Billy Ray Valentine February 23, 2011 00:58
He certainly looks ready…. for a pie eating contest.
Nick February 23, 2011 17:45
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Harry T. Quaser February 23, 2011 06:06
Bartolo Colon should shove a pineapple up his ass.
Krazy Karl Hussong February 23, 2011 06:07
Hi, I’m Karl Hussong. I work at Home Depot. I watch you while you sleep. I’m 45 years old. I am married with 2 kids. My favorite band is AC/DC and I love the Yankees
BadAssBillyCurtis February 23, 2011 12:55
Hi I’m BadAssBillyCurtis a/k/a Kenny fucking Powers a/k/a Smokin Josh Pipes a/k/a Lazy VinnyRozza a/k/a Old Man Franks a/a Krazy Karl Hussong a/k/a Draven Perez a/k/a Maniacal Matt Kennedy a/k/a Kim Last etc. I am 16 years old. I often masturbate to pictures of Justin Bieber, using an empty Clearasil container to catch my jizz. My favorite band is the Fresh Beat Band. I kind of like the Yankees but not really. I just enjoy talking about lumps, rat spines, finals, relocates, moosen, boxen etc. and try to get a reaction from people because in the real world I am an enormous loser and no one will be my friend.
George the Animal Steele February 23, 2011 13:56
Hi Kenny!
BadAssBillyCurtis February 23, 2011 14:08
a/k/a George the Animal Steele…
Obviously February 23, 2011 14:14
Kenny fucking Powers has become so obsessed w/ BadAssBillyCurtis that he has adopted his name onto his own.
BadAssBillyCurtis February 23, 2011 14:26
a/k/a Obviously
Obsession February 23, 2011 15:04
I can be scary.
BadAssBillyCurtis February 23, 2011 16:39
a/k/a Obsession a/k/a Harry T. Quaser a/k/a RadRobMadruga
Sensitive RAB Guy February 23, 2011 17:06
Dude, enough. We get it.
Pot, Kettle February 23, 2011 21:37
You’ve gotta be fucking kidding.
Sensitive RAB guy February 24, 2011 13:21
get your own handle douchebag
Swishalicious February 23, 2011 20:47
Word, Billy.
Kim Last February 23, 2011 15:01
Billy likes lumps.
AKA February 23, 2011 17:07
BadAssBillyCurtis
Kim Last February 24, 2011 14:38
Bad ass lumps.
RimJob Mike February 23, 2011 07:28
At least it’s just opening day for spring training and not opening day in the Bronx vs. Detroit and Justin Verlander. It that’s the case then it’s a tell tale sign of where the season is going.
Draven Perez February 23, 2011 11:43
Bartolo sucks.
Charles Manson February 23, 2011 12:50
Kill em all
Nick Social February 23, 2011 19:28
Can you pitch?
Dave EIland February 23, 2011 20:13
I can help him.
Smokin'JoshPipes February 23, 2011 13:55
Super Colon Blow.
Anthony Miller February 23, 2011 14:15
Bartolo Colon? Next you’ll be telling me that Mark Prior is starting on opening day.
Joe Pawlikowski February 23, 2011 15:02
I’m putting early cocaine cash on Bartolo for Cy Young. I like bears.
Krazy Karl Hussong February 23, 2011 17:44
Wanna come over for dinner? I’m serving roast pork and red potatoes seasoned in rosemary.
Joe Pawlikowski February 24, 2011 14:39
No. I have to write a 75k post on Colon’s lunch.
[Censored] February 24, 2011 16:30
Best case: Bartolo has eaten plain, bland foods at lunch and his dookie is firm but relatively non-smelly.
Worst case: Bartolo ate a high fiber corn burrito and washed it down with a glass of metamucil given to him as a prank by Ivan Nova, leading to an explosive, smelly mass with readily identifiable chunks of poopy corn flecked with blood from hemmorhoids and anal fissures.
What’s likely to happen: I get poop in my mouth.
Please listen to our podcasts.
Carmelo Anthony February 23, 2011 17:36
I’m in NY bitches!
Bound and gagged in a trunk February 23, 2011 20:14
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Cock Dick Ass Fuck Piss Shit February 23, 2011 21:08
Bartolo is one sexy motherfucker.
He throws spit balls with neck grease, assholes. So fuck off.
swedski February 24, 2011 12:15
Non story
Non comments
Sensitive RAB guy February 24, 2011 17:13
you can go get over you white guilt w/tsjc & RAB at anytime.
RadRobMadruga February 24, 2011 13:49
I could pin Bartolo in 5 minutes.
Kenny Fucking Powers February 24, 2011 16:22
Sure you can Billy
Rowdy Roddy Pooper February 24, 2011 16:23
I’ll pin you you pussy
Bexy February 25, 2011 15:24
I spent an hour this afternoon picking scabs off my ass. What have you done?