The people have spoken and the winner of the 2011 NoMaas Rap Contest (with 31% of the vote) is Trevor McYankeefan with his horribly offensive verse. But, because NoMaas is the bomb, we’re also giving a t-shirt to Jeet Skeet for creating a monster 20-line verse set to Notorious BIG’s Juicy. Congratulations to both of our winners.

We also continue to be emotionally touched that the Rock Guy from Neverending Story entered our rap contest. And in tribute, we present the following…

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