The people have spoken and the winner of the 2011 NoMaas Rap Contest (with 31% of the vote) is Trevor McYankeefan with his horribly offensive verse. But, because NoMaas is the bomb, we’re also giving a t-shirt to Jeet Skeet for creating a monster 20-line verse set to Notorious BIG’s Juicy. Congratulations to both of our winners.
We also continue to be emotionally touched that the Rock Guy from Neverending Story entered our rap contest. And in tribute, we present the following…
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24 Comments
Kenny fucking Powers February 27, 2011 11:18
This is as gay as I.
BadAssBillyCurtis February 28, 2011 11:00
good one, retard
Kim Last March 1, 2011 11:16
Billy likes lumps.
BadAssBillyCurtis March 1, 2011 11:51
another good one, retard
Kim Last March 2, 2011 20:22
Lumps.
eric February 27, 2011 11:34
I have loved NoMaas since 2005, and admire the humor you provide in my life everyday. But allowing that verse joking about the deaths of two young men to win a contest is a complete disgrace. I have lost a lot of respect for this site, those who visit it, and those who run it.
Dave Dravecky February 27, 2011 12:05
Yeah, and I miss my left arm!!!
Josh Beckett February 27, 2011 12:08
You gotta respect the game, right?
Easy there February 27, 2011 12:34
Calm your tits
Brian February 27, 2011 13:06
uhhhhhhhhh they didn’t decide the winner
the voters did
Optimistic Yankee Fan! February 27, 2011 13:27
It’s not like the verse in question did anything other than state a fact… Munson and Lidle both did in fact crash and burn. Everyone who voted for the winner didn’t choose it cause we’re partying over their graves or anything. You must have some issues if you’re so offended by the mention of death
eric February 27, 2011 19:29
No issues….I just don’t think joking about tragic deaths is very funny. Shame on the voters, then, for picking this. I’m not so sure I have issues. I’m sure if it were one of your relatives or something, you’d feel pretty bad.
Ted Williams February 27, 2011 21:39
Hey anybody want popsicles? I think they are hiding behind my left ear.
Darryl Kyle February 28, 2011 09:34
I agree with eric. And as soon as I wake up from my nap, I’m going to do something about it.
Ben Ka back's Dad March 1, 2011 11:17
Call me if you want to sue.
Ugh February 27, 2011 13:17
This is gay.
House on a Hill February 27, 2011 14:50
That second clip is in Italian, just thought you should know
Fuck Face February 27, 2011 19:31
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Queen Victoria of Luxembourg February 27, 2011 20:07
My vagina is wet.
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Turd McGurd March 1, 2011 11:18
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Bexarama February 27, 2011 23:06
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Truth: it hurts February 28, 2011 17:58
No thanks pal. Why don’t you waddle your fat ass into oncoming traffic
MC squared February 27, 2011 23:40
I was robbed!