An accolade that will eventually rival baseball’s most prestigious honors, NoMaas is proud to present our DOTM Award (figure out the acronym). Each month, we will highlight a player, manager, front office executive, or media member who states or does something that makes you think, “Wow, what a d-bag.” This isn’t about stats or baseball arguments. It’s about pure d-baggery.
The winner for January needs no explanation.
Congratulations, El Presidente!
40 Comments
douche of the month is February 6, 2011 13:40
gaudy jewelry? i dont get it…
Sensitive RAB guy February 6, 2011 23:40
Let’s see: you’re reading a Yankees blog.
The caption = “President”
Yankees + President = (douchebag says: __________________________________________)
Abomb February 6, 2011 14:01
hey, noone takes my award haterz
BadAssBillyCurtis February 6, 2011 14:09
You definitely have lumps, now shut the fuck up.
BadAssBillyCurtis February 7, 2011 13:25
Call me at my office at 2:09PM on the dot. I’ll be waiting, I’ll take you for a ride in my van and let you have some candy.
Kim Last February 8, 2011 13:30
You have lumps.
Pope February 9, 2011 14:15
Kim Last = BadAssBillyCurtis
Kim Last February 9, 2011 14:55
He has lumps.
Sensitive RAB guy February 6, 2011 23:41
Show us pics of the tits — or you don’t have one
Brian Cashman February 6, 2011 14:09
Randy’s not that bad.
Nomaas poster who thinks he is funny February 6, 2011 14:20
LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS LUMPS!!!
BadAssBillyCurtis February 6, 2011 23:30
Wow, talk about an obsession with lumps.
BadAssBillyCurtis February 7, 2011 13:32
Please call me at my office. I work in the shipping department of a parts company. Old man Frank always makes me do the relocates and I always have to do finals and stock the shelves. I make just over minimum wage and am pushing 60 years old. I have nothing better to do than talk about lumps and stalk people in my van. I am a loser and I have no dick. Also, I know nothing about baseball. Thank you.
Abomb February 6, 2011 14:27
im no longer cool cuz my cool media blog was deleted cuz me have no money
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K-Rod February 6, 2011 14:46
This posts sucks. I can make a better blog while throwing my girlfriends father down the stairs
Laura Posada February 6, 2011 14:51
I can make a better photo shop of Jose Molina naked.
ARod February 7, 2011 03:01
love those fake boobs, baby.
worth every penny.
LeonS February 8, 2011 14:45
You should dress before you photo shop.
Curt Schilling February 6, 2011 14:52
Finally, a new contender has emerged.
I'm Just Sayin' February 6, 2011 15:22
Why do some of the posters here think (even for a fleeting moment) that they possess the skill to write something so profound that it would instantaneously cause others to stop the inane tomfoolery here? (e.g. lumps, Jews, Yankee hating and consistent unenlightenment).
It aint broke… its by design
I’m Just Sayin’
so just say it February 6, 2011 22:08
What are you ‘just sayin”? If you had anything worthwhile to say, you wouldn’t need to prop it up on this verbal pedestal by making your name and closing line ‘i’m just sayin”
I'm Just Sayin' February 6, 2011 23:21
Thank you for proving my point.
I’m Just Sayin’
Some Explanation February 6, 2011 15:51
Apparently you need some explanation because I have no idea who that is.
Laura Posada February 6, 2011 16:08
Jose Molina naked is news in my book any day — just sayin.
[Censored] February 6, 2011 16:18
If I could find laura posada on twitter, I would be really nice to her and try to protect her from internet bullies. Then she would leave jorge for me.
Fuck Face February 6, 2011 16:50
And I thought Hot 97 was the “Big Jew Engine?”
Nomaas likes to blame everything on Levine February 6, 2011 22:59
Seriously instead of Cashman getting the blame for doing NOTHING this offseason, lets blame a guy who literally has no say in player personal movies. Enough with the Levine nonsense.
Vizzini February 7, 2011 03:34
Huh? Levine was largely responsible for the bloated Jeter contract, and he was the guy who pushed for and then negotiated the awful Soriano contract (http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=12647480).
Also, is it your impression that NoMaas hasn’t been critical of Cashman this offseason? You need to go read every other post on the site over the past two months.
Sensitive RAB guy February 6, 2011 23:37
Benjamin Kaback could definitely win it some month, if only NoMaas was allowed to post his name.
Average RAB guy February 6, 2011 23:53
Ben K is a God, as is Mike and Joe. I pray to them daily and fellate them on their immaculate site.
Kim Last February 8, 2011 13:31
Ben has lumps.
Hip Hip Jorge! February 6, 2011 23:54
Hip Hip…….
Sensitive RAB guy February 7, 2011 00:06
Ugh, I like men.
bexarama February 7, 2011 04:01
Sensitive RAB guy…bend over bitch so I can insert my big black dildo into your willing corn hole
Ben Kabaacks dad will do you after I get done..
TSJC is interested in your ass aftet he gets back from the Black Panther convention
book it
TSJC February 8, 2011 13:32
Daddy likes.
Old Man Frank February 7, 2011 19:45
Bill!!! Come over here and rum these UPS’s. I have to go feed the cats. Bill! Bill! Billy!!!
BadAssBillyCurtis February 8, 2011 13:08
I can’t do it Old Man Frank, I gotta take my serial killer van to get serviced. There are too many lumps in it. Moxen! I’ll feed your cats for you.
Phieleblunt February 8, 2011 03:00
Why don’t you just change the name of this award to the “Monthly Schilling”?
Joe Pawlikowski February 8, 2011 13:32
Levine is why the Yankees are the Yankees. I can have a 30K post about this in an hour. Just need some useless stats.