It’s good to know that the beginning of the new season brings hope to the gritty, small-market Sox and their salt-of-the-earth blue collar fans. That’s what baseball is really about. Those first few weeks where everyone can dream big and imagine the perfect season in front of them. Believe big, Boston. Believe big.
Don’t be a hater jailbrd. Just because Elvis gives you the high hard one everyday. Plus turns you out to all the other convicts for cigarettes when he runs out. That don’t mean you should love those scrappy underdogs from the hub.
We Believe that no non white ball player could carry the jock strap of Ted Williams, Carlton Fisk and Lou Merloni. We Believe that no non white male or female should be allowed into Fenway unless it is to serve us food or drink or try to help the white men on the Red Sox maintain their grittiness. We believe that everyone in the United States should have the names Sully, Smitty, Murph, Mac or Fitzy.
For the ethnicity can we put “Very White.” We believe oral copulation between a dwarf and a young boy is none of your business. The nation believes that the kid was a Yankee fan trying to sully the reputation of Brett Pedroia. We believe that Greg Kite was a better center than Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
haha, i hate BOS, craw was brutal signing, he wont steal as much and i dont like him, adrian who knows how he will react, we all know SD is easy to play in since fans dont care and are terrible, haha, lets see him do it when boo after 0-4 day, haha, also rotation stinks, beckett/lackey stink, buccholtz only good b/c of marc team, lester only guy for real, haha
17 Comments
Javy Vazquez March 29, 2011 10:08
I wanna be there
K Last Designs March 29, 2011 10:49
Lumps in ’11
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate March 29, 2011 11:12
It’s good to know that the beginning of the new season brings hope to the gritty, small-market Sox and their salt-of-the-earth blue collar fans. That’s what baseball is really about. Those first few weeks where everyone can dream big and imagine the perfect season in front of them. Believe big, Boston. Believe big.
Pete C. March 29, 2011 12:24
Don’t be a hater jailbrd. Just because Elvis gives you the high hard one everyday. Plus turns you out to all the other convicts for cigarettes when he runs out. That don’t mean you should love those scrappy underdogs from the hub.
Joe Powlikowski March 30, 2011 09:20
I believe in Theo’s balls.
Joe Powlikowski March 29, 2011 11:16
Tune em up and drop em in
Random Sports Guy March 29, 2011 12:20
Are they still trying to play the small market angle?
DormantUlcer March 29, 2011 12:34
“We believe” that someday we can compete with bigger markets in terms of free agent contracts and extensions.
Someday.
The Truth March 29, 2011 15:23
We Believe that no non white ball player could carry the jock strap of Ted Williams, Carlton Fisk and Lou Merloni. We Believe that no non white male or female should be allowed into Fenway unless it is to serve us food or drink or try to help the white men on the Red Sox maintain their grittiness. We believe that everyone in the United States should have the names Sully, Smitty, Murph, Mac or Fitzy.
[Censored] March 29, 2011 15:33
Fuck them, LET’S GO YANKEES!
Too bad nomaas didn’t auto correct the RAB guys into Ben Dover, Joe mama, and Mike Hunt. That would’ve been great.
Ken Rosenthal March 29, 2011 16:04
Sources tell me this website needs more Brett Pedroia jokes. This link, for example, could be used to your benefit:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/20264532@N00/5571712561/
Back to you, Joe and Tim
Ken Rosenthal March 29, 2011 16:07
http://www.flickr.com/photos/20264532@N00/5571732161/
The Truth March 29, 2011 16:28
For the ethnicity can we put “Very White.” We believe oral copulation between a dwarf and a young boy is none of your business. The nation believes that the kid was a Yankee fan trying to sully the reputation of Brett Pedroia. We believe that Greg Kite was a better center than Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
TSJC March 30, 2011 09:26
racist honky
Jon Schimenti March 29, 2011 21:26
haha, i hate BOS, craw was brutal signing, he wont steal as much and i dont like him, adrian who knows how he will react, we all know SD is easy to play in since fans dont care and are terrible, haha, lets see him do it when boo after 0-4 day, haha, also rotation stinks, beckett/lackey stink, buccholtz only good b/c of marc team, lester only guy for real, haha
Jimminy Crickets March 30, 2011 10:23
Jon why you laughing so much? lol, haha.
Jim Rome April 3, 2011 21:25
I fail to see how a team is destined for the World Series when it has no catcher and a bullpen full of 33 year-old castoffs.