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42 Comments
Voomo Zanzibar March 25, 2011 23:42
Wait. Is this sarcasm? Cant really tell with this website anymore. Dude did have an awesome year in 1999.
Brian Cashman March 26, 2011 00:07
So I paid some chump change for a guy to sit in SWB for a few weeks. Sue me.
Kei Igawa March 26, 2011 13:27
Herrroooo!!!!
teej March 28, 2011 13:07
Hello, Kei.
Warner Wolf March 26, 2011 01:46
Yet another “Did you have success in Atlanta?” signing by Cashman
Congrats to Millwood’s agent for keeping Millwood’s stats from the last 5 years hidden from Cashman.
DormantUlcer March 26, 2011 02:35
This is good, he totally dominated the AL East last year.
In case you can’t tell, I was being sarcastic.
Sensitive RAB guy March 26, 2011 03:43
best. Photoshop. ever.
kabak!
Sensitive RAB guy March 26, 2011 03:48
käbak
Ben Jr March 26, 2011 04:40
Ben kabak Is more of a catcher…with a yamake
TSJC March 26, 2011 04:59
Check out Bexy’s hot new photo at her TWITTER account.
If that doesn’t scream I obcess over tsjc’s penis…you don’t know what I am packing
Cephster March 28, 2011 15:13
Leave Bexy alone!
Ummmm March 26, 2011 07:01
What the fuck is this?
Bartolo Colon March 26, 2011 07:01
What the fuck does this mean for me?
Fuck Face March 26, 2011 07:51
After noticing Hughes fastball in the mid-80′s this spring Cashman decided to sign Kevin Millwood to a minor league deal.
“At this point we feel that Hughes stuff is best suited for the bullpen.” Cashman replied after the signing.
Ummmm March 26, 2011 08:16
Is this true?
Pete C. March 26, 2011 08:07
Brian Cashman’s preparing for a new career after the Yankee’s. He’s gonna open a farm for out of work and over the hill pitchers. Like those old actress do for wild animals. When he has it established we can pay an entry fee to see them in their natural habitat.
I like loud and bluesy music, 500-foot home runs, knee-buckling curveballs, and books that make me think. March 26, 2011 08:39
This.
BadAssBillyCurtis March 29, 2011 10:56
Rat spines
Hulk Hogan March 26, 2011 10:24
Oh well…. Whatchagonnadooooo?
Freddy Garcia March 26, 2011 10:27
I’m in the rotation. Colon’s fat ass is in the bullpen.
This was in my mailbox yesterday. It is the first time in five months that I’ve actually received The New Yorker on a Monday. It almost always comes on a Wednesday, by which time I think a neighbor has stolen it (which is thankfully a moot point now tha March 26, 2011 12:47
JoePawl.
Here in spirit, if not in (full) name.
Joe Pawl March 29, 2011 10:56
(:
Laura Posada March 26, 2011 12:57
Georgie doesn’t understand this photoshop — maybe that’s because he keeps staring at my bazoomers
R2-D2 March 26, 2011 13:24
The clownathon is in full shortbus mode. FU cashman mitre millwood same shit on same stick. And at least we know mitre can fake it sometimes. Millwood may never get out of Scranton
[Censored] March 26, 2011 14:19
No amount of revising history or optimism can hide that the decisions made in this offseason have been made by retards. From Jeter’s contract, to batting Jeter 1st or second to Millwood, Colon, Garcia, leaving Montero in SWB, to leaving Joba in the bullpen, to autocorrecting the RABtards have just been retarded.
ben kabak March 26, 2011 14:37
Apparently the cease & desist is case-sensitive.
RAB BORGS March 26, 2011 16:10
good to know……Seaver was growing on me
Sensitive RAB guy March 26, 2011 19:16
Bexy definitely sniffs her own farts.
Richard Iurilli March 26, 2011 23:32
Her farts are a combination of egg salad and rotten milk
She sits on my face and makes me smell her fat ass
My mom wont let me out of my basement if she knew I smell her ass
Ross Cephster March 27, 2011 00:24
Chinese food + Bexys ass=Good times
TSJC March 28, 2011 15:16
Find your own piece of fat honky tail
Roy Keane's dog March 27, 2011 02:37
Perhaps if you sign every pitcher in MLB over age 35, one of them is bound to make you look good, amiright???
Nostra-Artist March 27, 2011 05:25
No, you’re a dog.
Time to make the donuts.
Random Sports Guy March 27, 2011 08:03
Kevin Millwood > Daisuke Matsuzaka.
[Censored] March 27, 2011 11:37
For all their talk about being PC, not calling anyone gay, and not saying rape- bexy, firstheart and the gang had a stimulating discussion on Twitter about banging same sex partners to guarantee Yankee championships. Of course, Bexy volunteered, unprompted, that she would bang Big Poppi. Maybe she could be convinced to go for Carjack Malone?
Sensitive RAB guy March 27, 2011 12:58
You don’t have to twist my arm.
Wait, what?
Average RAB guy March 27, 2011 19:18
THIS
BadAssBillyCurtis March 28, 2011 15:20
You need a life if you are reading ugly chicks twitter accounts.
Jon Schimenti March 27, 2011 20:51
haha, wonder if millwood makes team he can give me money to help pay the bookie, maybe then i can do a league, haha
Dave March 28, 2011 13:22
I wish just for once i didnt have to sit here with my fucking decoder ring trying to figure out what half of you fucking douche bags are talking about.
[Censored] March 28, 2011 13:26
You are gay.
Is that better?
Mike Francesa March 28, 2011 19:07
wait a second, Millwood, staring Heather Locklear?