I thought you, especially, wouldn’t get past “swallows” without stopping to wank.

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all that assss in those jeanssssss

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From nj.com –>

“…Cashman was the Yankees’ general manager during Torre’s tenure, when he drew criticism for leaning on relief pitchers to carry heavy workloads, such as Scott Proctor.

But Cashman said he often tried to come between Torre and players whom he considered overused.

“If you want to get Joe Torre on the phone, you’ll know that I’m not a hypocrite,” Cashman said before the Yankees’ 6-5 win over the Baltimore Orioles. “I dealt with our pitching coach, I dealt with our manager, and we have new people here that utilize people a certain way now.”

Cashman said he went so far as to speak with players individually, imploring them to speak up about their usage…”

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This photoshop is my kind of scum! Fearless and inventive!

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Well, that’s baseball, Sarlacc.

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Give him Hughes rotation spot…

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Fun Star wars fact: Boba Fett survived his fall in the Sarlacc, killed the bitch, and crawled out.
That’s really all I got right now.

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You can feast on my ass for days…I’ll back this bitch up to Bartolos hungry mouth….

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do pinstripes make me look fat?

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nomaas is straight killing it

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Yankees ownership / management hasn’t made a major screw up in a couple days so I guess it’s time to make Bartolo a starter and fuck up his mojo completely.

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Phil Hughes is so awesome. Man, Cashman knows how to build a home-grows starting staff…

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Seriously, what are they going to do with Hughes?

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We’re on our way!!

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Some day you will learn to love me

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“Measure everything. Measuring things brings me great joy. Maybe it’s a geek thing. I love opening up my spreadsheet every morning and entering in new data. It means another plot on the graph. If that plot isn’t here I want it, I can examine what went wrong and what can change. It’s all a form of motivation. I want to see the trendline for my weight continue downward. I want to continue adding weight and reps. Keeping track of everything keeps me on track.

Measurement works during workouts, too. I time rest between sets to make sure I’m not diddling around. I time certain exercises such as superman, plank, and jump rope, to ensure that I continue increasing the time. How can you know how long you can do something until you time it? It’s all a form of measurement, which begets data, which begets trends. Trends motivate me.”

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Give it up for my Georgie….

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Do ya think Girardi might try starting the runner one time so we dont hit into a double fucking play everytime?

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OK…..after this game…I have a big desire for a big black cock…any takers???

Please contact me at my Twitter account..I am on 20 hrs a day..

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Why I love How I Met Your Mother

Monday, April 19, 2010

Television has never caught my fancy. I spend dozens of hours per week consuming media, and TV ranks among my least preferred. If I do watch a TV show it usually happens in an environment that more resembles a movie. Hulu, Ninja Video, Netflix, and a host of other sites have granted us the ability to watch TV on demand, so we can string together episode after episode, often without commercial interruption. To me, this means the ability to enjoy a show in its entirety, rather than in the typical week-by-week cliffhanger format.

In this way I began to enjoy How I Met Your Mother. The show started its run in 2005, but I didn’t start watching until 2007. Even then, because my former roommate watched it via Netflix discs, I didn’t catch up on the whole series. It wasn’t until about a year and a half ago that I watched every episode in the series. I think I enjoyed it more that way, watching the episodes in bursts rather than one 22-minute episode every week. It lent more continuity to a pretty fragmented story. It also let me better appreciate the story of friendship.

The main reason I don’t watch much TV is because, for the most part, I don’t take to the fragmentation. Relationships are special, and I don’t think that a 22-minute, or even a 45-minute, weekly episode can quite capture the nuances of a relationship. Yet I think that even if I had enjoyed How I Met Your Mother on a weekly basis from 2005 through now, I’d appreciate the friendship between Ted and Marshall.

There is no appropriate way to describe this in a blog post. Given days to think about the issue and compose something coherent, I could probably relate many of the Ted and Marshall experiences to my own. That’s the whole point, I think. What Ted and Marshall experience is exactly what me and my best friends experience. We’ve taken pointless road trips for ephemeral joys. We’ve done stupid things while drunk and while kids — though we weren’t rebellious enough to do both.

With many TV relationships, the ties seem contrived. In a way, they have to be. How can you create an entire history in just a few minutes every week? With HIMYM, though, I feel like Ted and Marshall are actually friends. They have those experiences I can relate to. Which is why, I suppose, that it’s the only TV show that I actually follow. You can’t fake those relationships, but this show comes as close as any.

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When is the fucking forum going to be back on line? Do you wish to have ZERO page hits except for the latent homosexuals at RAB?

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