So just let me introduce myself
Saturday, April 9, 2011 at 8:39 pm by SJK
My name is Russell.
Russell Martin says he holds no grudges against the Red Sox.
But you certainly couldn’t prove it by the show he put on Saturday at Fenway Park, belting two homers to the Monster seats in left as part of a four-homer barrage that led the Yankees over the Red Sox, 9-4.
Martin afterward acknowledged the Red Sox tested the waters on the veteran catcher as a back-up but were scared off by the torn labrum in his right hip from last August – the same injury that slowed Mike Lowell over his last two seasons in Boston.
“The Red Sox, I think they were a little iffy with the injuries that I had and they weren’t too sure,” Martin said. “It was one of those injuries that hadn’t happened in baseball. The Yankees took the chance and hopefully, I’ll make it a good one for them.”
Tags: game 8, highlights, martin
I’m just getting started, baby.
Why did John Sterlin yell “ALLAH !!!” when Russell ‘The Muscle’ Martin hit a home run.
if only i hadn’t gone into business with 2 goyim — i wouldn’t be having to ask our readers to help us monetize the site…
I refuse to give any more of Bennies trust fund monies to help monetize Mike the Greek Mound and Joe the dumb Polock.
I guess that brilliant ad campaign dreamed up by those Gentiles featuring the Shocking Meat Video and killing baby elephants didnt work.
Bennie should be studying for his 4th retake of the bar, rather than pleading with the 14 yr old commentators to send in their allowance money.
As long as he brings home a nice Jewish girl, all is forgiven. If Bexarama or TSJC show up at the temple, CUT OFF!!!!!
The deal we cut with RAB was we would get free BJ’s from the moderators in return for posting our meat-free agenda of shocking meat videos.
At the end of the day, who doesnt like a meat pole??
Ben’s dad has lumps
Because yelling “JIHAD!!!” is still considered too edgy for the Yankee Radio Network.
Either that, or Sterling just activated a sleeper cell in Jersey, and we should all avoid public transportation for awhile.
It was french because Martin is from Canada
That kicked ass.
rat spines!
I love ball sacks in my mouth!
Lumps
It wasn’t bad enough having to watch the Yankees put the boots to the Red Sox, but having to listen to the Fox commentary too? Not a very pleasant Saturday afternoon.
It was the long ball that did in the Sox, not an unusual occurrence in 2011. Cano and Granderson each went deep, and Martin put it out of the yard twice. And the pitching woes continue.
Listen, everybody know 1-7 sucks, but if I hear one more stat about an 0-6 team or a 1-7 team never made the World Series, I will scream. Teams that usually stumble out of the gate like that are expansion teams or crappy Royals or Pirates teams, not a stacked Red Sox team.
This team is going to win 95+ games, it doesn’t matter what order they do it in.
…or if it takes 2 seasons.
Or the 2008 Tigers, who also ignored their real needs to stack their lineup.
Owned
I hate you.
Live with it
eat me!
No team in the HISTORY of Major League Baseball has a team won the World Series with a 35 year old short stop…… oh wait….
Hey, how’s it going?
You’re OPS’ing .600 in 36 PAs. That’s how it’s going.
The Sawx are going to be fine.
Unfortunately.
If another comment about a major league team not making the world series after going 1-7 is gonna make dr. denton scream, what’ll it take for the troll to invite a plugged in appliance into his bath?
Does that go to far on this site? Just trying to find my boundaries.
That’s actually pretty tame. Bexy wouldn’t even mention your post as a reason nomaas is awful. No racism? Step it up pete c.
I’m just not feeling it today, I guess it just goes to show the great ones really can do it day in and day out, and the rest of us have to be happy with momentary flashes.
Increase your net worth at someone else’s expense today?
I’m trying to monetize my small penis by trading it for TSJC’s government check.
Don’t let Rebecca know or it’ll wind up even smaller.
Your unit not that mammoth IOU.
Racist honky trash
And the All Mighty Pedroia just purchased the Neverland Ranch for his brother brother
I forget which analyst said this, but the Red Sox are basically the same team as the Yankees – they can hit, play average D, close out games and can’t pitch worth shit after the #1 starter.
Except Anus Mouth is not Mariano Rivera.
This is true. Now excuse me, I have to go take my Men’s One A Day 50+ vitamin so that I can sit through another Rays loss.
I approve this comment.
take out the garbage, Georgie.
hilarious photoshop. incredible.
Dear Pedro,
We have adopted another child. His name is Clay and he likes to steal electronics. Sorry you have to share “Daddy” with another.
Did you catch my Clay Buchholz laptop remark today during the broadcast?
Stop watcha doin
Cause I’m about to ruin
The image and the style that you’re used to
Broke-dick white boy
Now gather round I’m the new catcher in town and my sound is laid down in the underground. Honestly the Sox with all their advanced scouting wound up with a giant bag of suck named satliafuckfce.
This is all RACIST!!!
White racist crackas….your white women loving the black dick….it’s all good homey…..next time you have a kid and it’s got kinky hair…you know we were tappin that white fat ass biatch
Does Rebecca know?
I love how you call her rebecca. It makes her sound less like a garden gnome.
talk to mommy.
can someone fill me in how the comment section on this site transformed into an anti-RAB forum. I never visit that site, so i really dont get the obsession.
It’s really crazy. These obsessed people have issues. It’s not healthy.
Here’s a good primer: where
ToddnCali says:
This “holier than thou” attitude about the wave is sickening. Who the hell is anyone to tell me and my eight year old son to not participate in the wave. If it gives him a few seconds of joy, to hell with all of you “purists.” Where is the post and outrage about drunken idiots swearing and the “A-hole” chant? As a father of an eight year old and a four year old, this whole “stop the wave” thing is arrogant and condescending. I am just grateful no one has the guts to tell my kids to stop when they are getting a few cheap thrills at a baseball game.
Benjamin Käbak says:
When I was 8, my dad taught me that appreciating a baseball game does not at all require the wave or chanting curses and/or immature taunts. There’s a very happy middle ground.
The Honorable Congressman Mondesi says:
Yikes, dude… Might not have been the best approach to responding to that comment. lol
Reply Benjamin Käbak says:
Why? .. As a little kid, I got far more joy out of the game than out of the wave.
^^^THIS!
I could do more than 85k words but I have to lick my boyfriends nuts.
It’s a juxtaposition, kind of like calling a 200 lb. Mastiff Tinkerbell.
Garden Gnome’s kind of generous though, no?
After all her idea of the perfect man supposedly, is the welding of 2 ex track athletes more famous for a questionably symbolic act of rebellion than their athletic prowess.
The current iteration is of a caustic, self important, white bread who would have us believe he’s the incarnation of those two “revolutionaries”.
So, as my command of the English language being as limited as it is, and I disagree with your characterization of Miss Rebecca. What other adjectives can we ewes to describe a supposedly, overweight, homely, white girl with a penchant for aging black athletes, slouching towards decrepitude.
That is if there really is a Rebecca, and she’s not the product of the overheated imagination of a certain Bnny K., or is it Becky K.?
Just curious cause I see the new Jeter banner, but what’s with you guys? Are you Yankee fans who root against players on the team that you don’t like? I mean it seems you guys root for some Yankees like Jeter and Soriano to fail. I’m just curious how the hell does that work?
Probably because people like you would let Derek poop on their chest.
They hate Derek more at RAB. Seriously.
Nunez should be starting. Everyday.
So you think we have to celebrate derek while he hits .220 from the two spot all year? Who fucking cares about 3000 hits, thanks for the memories, enjoy retirement. I’d prefer a world series to watching his swan song.
The saddest part, is that song’s gonna last 3 years.
He once got busy in a Burger King Bathroom
He’ll drink up all the Hennessey you’ve got on your shelf!