not many will know that this photoshop was based on my album that included the mystifying song “same girl” where me and usher somehow dated the exact same girl but at the end you find out they are just twins. Which totally makes sense.
Pete C. and Sensitive RAB guy are really looking for as knuckle sandwich. I mean, they are really cruisin’ for a bruisin’ with those kinds of shenanigans, amiright fellas!!?!?!!??
Love the optimism. Tex I think is due for a huge night. Besides CC’s pitching. Although the way things have been going who knows. Fuck it we start a winning streak tonight.
48 Comments
BNBG May 17, 2011 23:17
The beast is back
StatBoy May 17, 2011 23:31
In the business when you suck for a few weeks then hit 2 HRs in one game we call it “Pulling a Jeter”
Jimmie Dimmick May 17, 2011 23:35
“In the business when you suck for a year then hit 2 HRs in one game we call it “Pulling a Jeter”
FTFY.
James Shields May 17, 2011 23:50
Enjoy ‘em son
Sensitive RAB Guy May 18, 2011 08:50
Hot Carl > Salary Dump
Jeet Skeet May 17, 2011 23:59
so basically when C-Grand doesn’t hit, the Yankees win?
[Censored] May 18, 2011 06:06
You can’t encourage a sell out to his race.
TSJC May 18, 2011 14:17
Watch it you honky mutha
R kellly May 18, 2011 00:12
not many will know that this photoshop was based on my album that included the mystifying song “same girl” where me and usher somehow dated the exact same girl but at the end you find out they are just twins. Which totally makes sense.
Nick Social May 18, 2011 04:35
I didn’t know this!
Thanks for posting, R Kelly!
Negrodamus May 18, 2011 05:12
I had known it all along.
Roy Keane's dog May 18, 2011 00:13
United’s lineup on the 28th?
Vds
Ezra
Vidic
Rio
rafael
park
Carrick
Giggs
Valencia
Rooney
Chicharito
Book it.
Sensitive RAB Guy May 18, 2011 00:53
I want to hump YOUR leg, you gay, gay little mutt
Pete C. May 18, 2011 05:23
Ah soccer, the only sport where the girls in the audience are tougher than the “men” on the field.
Roy Keane's Dog May 18, 2011 13:44
Pete C. and Sensitive RAB guy are really looking for as knuckle sandwich. I mean, they are really cruisin’ for a bruisin’ with those kinds of shenanigans, amiright fellas!!?!?!!??
K im Last Designs May 18, 2011 14:18
Soccer lumps.
L. Messi May 18, 2011 08:50
It won’t matter what your lineup is.
Roy Keane's dog May 18, 2011 00:15
That would be Evra, cunting auto spell correct
Asian groundskeeper for the Cleveland Indians May 18, 2011 00:37
We’re still shitty.
Cameron Diaz May 18, 2011 01:53
It’s the nipple clamps I put on his man tits…gives him a little bit of extra “Ommmph” when he’s at the plate. You’re welcome.
Dominique Strauss-Khan May 18, 2011 12:54
How about a little anal action? No? OK why don’t you swallow my load then, you little bitch!
Ki m Last Designs May 18, 2011 14:57
AIDS lumps
Roberto Kelly May 18, 2011 02:10
I like to piss in girls faces too, where’s my album?
Bolo May 18, 2011 02:13
Your welcome!
Jorge Vazquez May 18, 2011 04:20
Why am I not on the 40 man but Sanit, Carlyle, Pena, Ayala, and Garrison all are? This makes no sense. Call me up now.
Jorge Vazquez May 18, 2011 04:22
Yes, I don’t have a lot of patience, but I’d still probably out wOBA Posada, Jones, and Swisher.
Negrodamus May 18, 2011 05:14
You couldn’t take a walk if they intentionally tried to walk you. You’d be Shelley Duncan; super exciting for a week and then turn to poop.
[Censored] May 18, 2011 06:05
The last thing this team needs is a week full of excitement. I prefer the last two weeks
Shelley Duncan May 18, 2011 09:51
Did somebody say my name? Bash Bros!
Jorge Vazquez May 18, 2011 18:03
Even if I never walked I’d out OPS Jorge and Jones, DH me against lefties you won’t regret it.
JoeThunder May 18, 2011 06:06
Wow, we ended out 6 game losing streak only to start up another one tonight when Zach Britton shuts us down for 7.
K im Last Designs May 18, 2011 14:19
Downbeat lumps.
The Truth May 18, 2011 08:14
Love the optimism. Tex I think is due for a huge night. Besides CC’s pitching. Although the way things have been going who knows. Fuck it we start a winning streak tonight.
Extra Regular May 18, 2011 08:16
a series w/ the mets is just what a-rod’s canadian doctor ordered
Carlos Beltran May 18, 2011 10:16
Yeah, well I tripled up the other day!
jose May 18, 2011 19:29
ay do dees avery weekeynd
Singing Trio May 18, 2011 11:08
You have AIDS, yes you have AIDS
Not HIV, but full blown AIDS
I wish it was a little less serious
Joe Päwlikowski May 18, 2011 14:32
I have Aids. Be nice to me.
Chad Curtis May 18, 2011 12:01
Fucking Bible thumpers!
Shoe May 18, 2011 12:06
You don’t believe in Harlem world, nigger double up!
arods_cousin_ivan May 18, 2011 12:40
psssst – alex, did you get the package i sent you?
The Truth May 18, 2011 12:48
Could you send one to Tex & Swisher also?
Sensitive RAB Guy May 18, 2011 14:07
try ‘reply’ homes
Cephster May 18, 2011 14:20
He is a moron. THIS
Joe Päwlikowski May 18, 2011 14:33
What I wouldn’t do for Alex to sit on my face. Let me count the ways. Do tell.
Obama May 18, 2011 16:19
I think all that jewelry should be redistributed amongst all 25 players on the team, because even the bad players earned it too.
Obama May 18, 2011 16:37
The key to running a profitable franchise is to take out as many loans as humanly possible.
Bernie Williams May 22, 2011 00:57
I did that on my 45th birthday, so what”s the big deal?