When a team walks 8 times and gets 11 hits, you think you’d have a blowout on your hands. However, the Yankees went 2-14 with RISP and only pulled ahead for good in the 9th, winning 5-3 against Detroit.
The Bartolo once again came up big, allowing only 3 runs in 7 innings pitched. He struck out 7 and walked none. Truly unbelievable.




26 Comments
Brandon May 2, 2011 23:29
Too bad 2 of the runs came on HRs by Alex Avila. Who? Typical faggot scrubs owning the Yankees. Good job, though, Bartolo
Alex Avila May 2, 2011 23:33
I’m going to be an All-Star this year, so fuck you.
Mariano Rivera May 3, 2011 13:20
I wasn’t impressed.
Typical Nomaasian Douche May 2, 2011 23:33
Bartolo sucks… cant believe we lost 9 games this season.
Bullshit!!!
JoeThunder May 2, 2011 23:41
We should be 19 – 6.
Vincent Vile May 2, 2011 23:42
This is utterly disgusting. I love it.
BadAssBillyCurtis May 5, 2011 14:24
Rat spines!
Javy Vazquez May 3, 2011 00:18
Best photo shop ever!!
Best. Photo. Shop. Ever. Guy. May 5, 2011 00:32
I couldn’t agree more!
Stringer Bell May 3, 2011 00:44
Hey Mr. Girardi, stop with the f*cking bunts!
Brian May 3, 2011 03:53
I’d fire Girardi for his bunting fetish alone.
I fucking hate bunting with a passion.
DormantUlcer May 3, 2011 11:12
And while you’re at it, enough with the steals and hit-and-runs. It’s become more frustrating than exciting.
Dimaggio's Ghost May 3, 2011 01:07
His K rate and BB rate have been phenomenal. I just hope the HR rate, which has been high, doesn’t bite him in the ass (although there is quite a bit to nibble on…)
Rebexarama May 3, 2011 12:43
I want to take a big steaming dump on SalaryDump.com.
Cunt Donkey May 3, 2011 01:20
He’s out pitching Cliff Lee, no?
Bitch Please May 3, 2011 03:29
I have to say, I’m digging this “throw poo against the wall and see what sticks” approach to building a rotation.
Pete C. May 3, 2011 05:11
Are those seedless grapes?
Mike Äxisa May 3, 2011 08:26
cute, but I prefer Frankie.
Pete C. May 3, 2011 17:54
But your heart belongs to binny.
Jay Destro's Weenie May 5, 2011 14:24
Frankie wouldn’t give your chubby cheeks the time of day you fat slob
Chocolate Drop May 3, 2011 09:23
Between the Hughes/Maury Povich and this one of Colon, it’s a good day in PhotoshopLand.
Best. Photo. Shop. Ever. Guy. May 5, 2011 00:33
Yes sir.
Clarence Boddicker May 3, 2011 10:21
CAN YOU FLY BOBBY?
Smiling Bob May 3, 2011 16:10
:) Jeter’s bat is impotent! He needs Enzyte! :)
Ted Williams May 3, 2011 21:28
When I had a head, I was winning.
But now i am not
Pete C. May 6, 2011 16:44
Will someone please tell the gentleman at the top, that the grapes are there for him to pick, not eat.