A sportswriter once remarked to NoMaas, “What credentials do you have?…It’s hard to trust anything on the internet, much less from someone who’s pretending he’s a character in a cheesy movie.”

Well, co-creator of the perfect woman and NoMaas prospect aficionado, Gary Wallace will be taking his talents to the preeminent source of minor league and amateur baseball information, Baseball America.

We’d like to congratulate Gary on this well-deserved accomplishment and we’ll obviously welcome him back to the land of 1980s movie characters at any time. For the other prospect nerds among us, we’ll be resuming Minor League Players of the Week next Monday night.